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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:34:03 No.30905505 View View Reply Original Report

What team would /vp/ join?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:36:38 No.30905557 Report

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>>30905505
Giovanni is the only non-autistic leader, so Rocket I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:36:53 No.30905564 Report

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Rocket, obviously.

>magma/aqua/galaxy/flare
I don't want to destroy the world

>plasma
I don't want one all power dictator or rather I don't know what their deal was

>skull
Just a bunch of thugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:37:26 No.30905572 Report

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>>30905505
Team Skull, because I probably wouldn't have to do much work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:37:41 No.30905577 Report

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Lusamine is the only truly autistic leader, so Aether I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:38:13 No.30905584 Report

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>>30905505
Rocket or Skull.
The rest are actual retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:38:27 No.30905589 Report

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>>30905505
rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:41:23 No.30905628 Report

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Rocket because they have actually shown competence.

Team Flare were just a buncha faggots. Team plasma had no real goal. I honestly don't even remember the gen 4 bad guys at all, and Aqua/Magma were idiots who both intentionally tried to destroy the world.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:42:26 No.30905642 Report

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>>30905572
See, this anon's got the right idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:46:01 No.30905698 Report

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>>30905505
Aether if I could get frozen for Lusamine.

But I'm not beautiful enough so Rocket I guess. At least I'd make some money.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:46:55 No.30905718 Report

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Team Skull, they are much more fun to be around then the rest of those knuckleheads.

Also: >>30905572

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:47:48 No.30905731 Report

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>>30905505
I would fit best on Skull since they're total losers like me. But I would prefer to join Aqua, cause they're cool and fun bros who let you work whenever you want. Everyone on the team is sexy too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:47:48 No.30905732 Report

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I want Plumeria to be my big sister.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 00:57:08 No.30905935 Report

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>>30905505
Plasma always.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 01:09:25 No.30906197 Report

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>>30905732
This is a big draw for Skull.

ORAS era Aqua seems like it'd be alright as they're all pretty laid back, you'd just have to help Shelley convince the boss not to drown the world.

If I could become an admin and less sucky than grunt tier trainer, Aqua, if not Skull

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 01:14:38 No.30906289 Report

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Team Plasma if I didn't know the truth

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 01:17:49 No.30906332 Report

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I want you all flushed into my giant toilet: the ocean
Team aqua ftw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 01:19:28 No.30906357 Report

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>>30905505
I'll join Galactic in hope one day Cyrus wants to fuck me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 01:51:17 No.30907015 Report

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>>30905505
Galactic. I agree with Cyrus. Emotions cause more problems than they solve.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 01:52:42 No.30907040 Report

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>>30905505
Rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 01:55:03 No.30907097 Report

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>>30905505
Galactic since they are the best team ingame and in the anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 01:57:17 No.30907145 Report

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>>30905505
easily Rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:10:06 No.30907426 Report

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Flare and Galactic grunts have shitty haircuts, so definitely not those two.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:19:38 No.30907607 Report

Quoted By: >>30907658 >>30907979

Don't forget you have to match with everybody so hair dye and cut, skin tone (ie Aqua's need a tan), color contacts, and apparel are all separate factors to consider.

I'd likely pick Neo Team Plasma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:20:07 No.30907617 Report

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aether foundation

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:21:56 No.30907658 Report

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>>30907607
Needs an edit to include Skull tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:25:45 No.30907778 Report

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>>30905505
Probably Magma

There's not enough land and fucking 71% of the earth is sea

That Skull or ex Plasma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:26:27 No.30907790 Report

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>>30907658
And Aether, but none of the Grunt pics I found had them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:27:35 No.30907823 Report

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>>30905505
Team Rocket

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:32:55 No.30907942 Report

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there is no downside to joining team aqua.

Trust me I errr The great and powerful Kyogre said so

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:34:31 No.30907979 Report

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>>30907607
>qt Aqua grunt girl will never bully you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:41:24 No.30908112 Report

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>>30905505
Team Skull because they have the least uncomfortable wardrobe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:45:20 No.30908198 Report

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>>30905505
Neo Plasma because they actually get shit done

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:47:01 No.30908232 Report

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>>30907942
But what about the land to live on?

>implying Kyogre is real

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:49:17 No.30908274 Report

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>>30905505
Magma for 'straylian.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 02:52:51 No.30908318 Report

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>>30908232
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME NOT BEIN-err I mean,,,
the great and powerful Kyogre knows what's best and we don't need land.

Groudon is a faggot anyway so joining magma is a terrible idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 03:05:17 No.30908596 Report

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Easily Aether.
Besides the legal status and the benefits of having a job in a rich ass company, I get to work around Pokémon and be a dick to intruding 10 year olds.
And if I work hard (and am smart enough) I get to do mad science.
Plus the female employees are qts.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 04:40:03 No.30910453 Report

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Plasma for my husbando

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 04:41:20 No.30910477 Report

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>>30905557
>>30905564
>>30905584
>>30905589
>>30905628
>>30907823
what they said

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 04:43:08 No.30910501 Report

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>>30908198
>get BTFO not once but twice
>get shit done

Please, they are by far the saddest evil team, at least Rocket was pretty successful until Red and Gold took them down each.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 04:43:14 No.30910503 Report

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>>30905505
Rocket or Skull

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 04:43:34 No.30910512 Report

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Toss up between Galactic and Skull.

On one had, I hate this gay earth.

On the other, Galactic's uniforms are stupid.

I honestly tried really hard to think of better reasons but all the teams are so fucking stupid I think you'd have to be a lobotomized retard to join any of them.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 04:53:03 No.30910682 Report

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Team Skull Grunts are just laying around sleeping half the time which is something I'm totally game for.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 04:54:50 No.30910724 Report

Quoted By: >>30910902 >>30913523

>>30905505
Magma, they're my kind of autists.
Plus they have the best grunts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 04:59:04 No.30910829 Report

Quoted By: >>30910976

>don't have the criminal connections to join Rocket
>don't give a fuck about the environment, so can't join Aqua or Magma
>Cyrus is too crazy for me to join Galactic
>enjoy my bros too much to give them up to Plasma
>don't have the money to join Flare
>not cool enough for Team Skull

Why even bother...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 05:02:11 No.30910883 Report

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>>30905505
Skull, so that I can do the black thingies.

They're chill too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 05:02:57 No.30910902 Report

Quoted By: >>30911580 >>30915166

>>30910724
>wanting to listen to Maxie's boring speeches every morning and having to abide by his strict standards

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 05:06:27 No.30910976 Report

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>>30910829
you don't need connections to join rocket.
just beat 5 faggots on a bridge and the last guy will beg you to join

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 05:18:41 No.30911216 Report

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>>30905505
Skull
just a bunch of assholes pretending to be radical (they are)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 05:28:18 No.30911418 Report

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>>30905505
Aether.
They have neat hats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 05:34:41 No.30911580 Report

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>>30910902
I already said so, that's my kind of autism.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 05:57:27 No.30912052 Report

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>>30905505
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 05:59:10 No.30912082 Report

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Rocket so I can attempt to fuck Silver

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 06:07:42 No.30912246 Report

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>>30905505
Rocket is best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 06:29:46 No.30912703 Report

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Either
>Magma
Because fuck water and humanity
>Plasma
I wouldn't mind working under a man who rules the world tbqh and fuck the humanity up if bw2 plasma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 06:41:11 No.30912885 Report

Quoted By: >>30913553

skull or aqua for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 07:10:43 No.30913502 Report

Quoted By: >>30913553

>>30905505
aqua. I love Water type mons, 3rd at my top 6 favorite types, but Aqua mostly because of the female grunts being smoking hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 07:12:10 No.30913523 Report

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>>30910724
That's a funny way to spell Aqua

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 07:14:06 No.30913553 Report

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>>30912885
>>30913502
Take back original comment, I too am tied with Skull and Aqua

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 07:27:45 No.30913759 Report

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Team Galactic or Team Flare desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 07:55:24 No.30914108 Report

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>>30905505
>Rocket
Best choice. I'll make money, have a lot of influence, and wouldn't have to worry about much.

>Aqua
The least likely. The biggest retards in PokeWorld.

>Magma
Better than Aqua, but I still don't really want to expand the land. Courtney is tempting, so not out of question entirely.

>Galactic
I don't want a new God. I don't want the new God to be Cyrus. Mars is tempting, but just no.

>Plasma
No. I don't want Pokemon liberated, nor do I want Ghetsis in power.

>Flare
If I get to be immortal and rule the world for as long as I wish, it isn't a bad choice. But I guess I'll be forced to be "good", otherwise Lysandre would kill me. I guess it's a no.

>Skull
No. Team Rocket wannabes who have no real goal. If I have the choice between pseudo Team Rocket and real Team Rocket, the choice should be obvious.

>Aether
FUCK NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 08:02:49 No.30914199 Report

Quoted By: >>30914970

Aether Foundation is not a real criminal team. Lusamine's father started the company and the company continues to do benevolent, legal work to help Pokemon. Lusamine is a villain and sponsored Skull and allowed secret experiments, but the company by and large are still good guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 08:08:51 No.30914269 Report

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>>30905505
I feel like being in Team Skull would be like living in Sunnyvale Trailer Park, so I'd go with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 08:12:31 No.30914298 Report

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>>30905505
umm umm
SKULL
umm umm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 08:25:41 No.30914416 Report

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Skull so Plumeria can treat me as her "lil bro"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 09:16:14 No.30914843 Report

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>Team Rocket
They get actual work done but if I get caught by the cops I'm most likely going to jail.
>Team Aqua/Magma
Don't care enough about the environment plus their plans are stupid.
>Galactic
I like the universe plus the outfits are fucking ugly.
>Plasma
I enjoy my bros and wouldn't join even if I didn't know the true plans.
>Team Flare
Not rich enough and the outfits are dumb.
>Team Skull
A smaller scale Team Rocket but police don't really give a fuck about them. They took over an entire town and they just let them have it.
Skull is the most practical choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 09:21:34 No.30914892 Report

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Probably Skull because they're a bunch of incompetent adults.

Although I'd choose Magma if only because it meant I could live in Hoenn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 09:22:15 No.30914899 Report

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>>30905505
Aqua or Flare so Archie or Lysandre can use me as their cumdumpster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 09:29:19 No.30914970 Report

Quoted By: >>30915510

>>30914199
Are you american by any chance? If a company finances crime, the company is evil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 09:53:17 No.30915142 Report

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>>30905505
Team Flare because we need to reduce the world's population.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 09:56:23 No.30915166 Report

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>>30910902
>not wanting to have wacky adventures with a group of super nerds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 10:15:37 No.30915309 Report

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Would be nice to conduct research and experiments for a well-funded organization like Aether.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 10:18:14 No.30915328 Report

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>>30905505
Galactic
Let the world burn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 10:46:51 No.30915510 Report

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>>30914970
>IMPLYING financing crime is legal ANYWHERE

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 10:52:58 No.30915550 Report

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>>30910501
>get BTFO not once but twice
>pretty successful

Let's just join skull and learn to use sick dance moves already.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 11:27:13 No.30915799 Report

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>>30915550
>Ran Gym for years
>Ran a casino for years
>Had enough influence that they could rob houses midday and no one would care
>Kidnapped people left and right
Yeah, they were pretty successful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 11:36:14 No.30915858 Report

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A bunch of jokers lead by a tryhard that are hiding some genetic research BS
Two sets of dumbasses trying to cause the apocalypse in through opposite methods
A near-equal mix of tryhards and jokers lead by a tryhard who wants to restart the universe because he's autistic
A gorillion unaware hippies led by a generic villain with generic motives
Boring jackasses led by a boring jackass trying to do the same shit as the blue-haired autist, but through yet another method
Or ya boy

Gonna go with my boy Guzma

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 11:47:07 No.30915911 Report

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Aether! As someone else said it's a big ass rich company so the pay would be great, everyone who works there is fit clean and neat, and aside from helping Pokemon they have a focus on beauty - who doesn't want to make the world more beautiful?

They're polished, organised, professional and basically everything team skum isn't.

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