>>31170677Really, I can tell you're the type of person who is so insecure, that they have to make fun of a guy who girls would rather fuck than you.
Look at Guzma. He shows positive traits for mating; he has everything for procreation. You probably film yourself in the basement, playing with plastic trains you received for Christmas while Phineas and Ferb play on the television. Guzma is out there getting pussy without having to do much more than look in a girl's direction. Doesn't matter how much Old Spice you dowse yourself in, or how many bottles of Head and Shoulders it takes to get rid of your dandruff. You will never be on Guzma's level and you know this.
You are probably a small man. Guzma is one tall guy. He has a natural dominance to him. He is the kind of guy who wouldn't keep asking if he is doing okay in sex. I bet you annoy the cyber prostitutes with your constant need or reassuring if you're pleasing them. I bet you ask if you can kiss them instead of just doing it. Guzma just fucking takes it, since he has the aroma of manliness rolling off his steamy body.
Guzma doesn't wear his shades, yet he keeps them close since he is always prepared. I bet you have to pester grandmother to borrow her shades while she's driving you to Chuck-E-Cheese to go play Yu-Gi-Oh with the other kinds like you. Guzma wouldn't have to do such silly things. He would switch all of your rare monsters out with Kuribo cards, sell your valuables, and use that money to take a girl out for some nice steaks at Outback. He knows what's more important.
So all-in-all, Guzma's glasses do not look dumb.
