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>>31227827
discovering new egg moves, analyzing egg groups, discovering the ways of obtaining odd baby pokemon, etc.

unless you don't mean in-universe, in which case run around like a fucking maniac, tak to some dude, then run around and get an egg, repeat 10 trillion times

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 15:32:48 No.31228873 Report

Quoted By: >>31229078 >>31229128

>supposedly world-known scientist whose scope of research is solely on pokemon breeding
>To this day, no one knows where pokemon eggs actually come from
Worst scientist ever, or just least published scientist ever?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 15:34:09 No.31228887 Report

Quoted By: >>31229127

>>31227919
But then where did the egg come from

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 15:49:03 No.31229078 Report

Quoted By: >>31229136

>>31228873
Did you ever consider that pokemon may have some ridiculous way of reproducing instead of sex?

Like that maybe in the made up universe of magical monsters that they have to keep G rated that maybe the eggs don't come out of pokepussies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 15:51:20 No.31229115 Report

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>>31227827

Could it be that they don't mention the mechanics of breeding to the MC because they think s/he's too young to hear about the birds and bees?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 15:52:47 No.31229127 Report

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>>31228887
The ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 15:52:48 No.31229128 Report

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>>31228873
Have you ever considered that your character is underage and no one wants to be the one to explain the birds and the bees to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 15:53:36 No.31229136 Report

Quoted By: >>31229144

>>31229078
or you know, he could just be steering away the discussion from sex since he's talking an 11 year old.

same with the pokemon breeders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 15:54:17 No.31229144 Report

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>>31229136
also believable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 16:09:05 No.31229353 Report

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You make pokemon fuck and write the results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 16:55:30 No.31229960 Report

Quoted By: >>31230803

I know what type of thread this is but I sincerely believe that Pokemon create eggs through freindship and corresponding energies within them.

Do you remember how Arceus created the egg with the help of the Unown? Arceus with the power of the Unown has the power to create everything and anything.
This is also in a way what happens when two other Pokemon produce a way, they however can only produce the same species as the mother but it still inherits certain characteristics of the father. When Arceus or any other mon produces an egg, it's a timeless event meaning that they in fact do pop out of nowhere.
When Arceus creates it's egg, it is the only time in the Pokemon universe we get to accompany such a timeless event.

>All lives
>touch other
>lives to create
>something
>anew and alive
The Solaceon Ruins after catching all Unown

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 16:58:48 No.31229998 Report

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>>31227839
heh

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 17:08:39 No.31230151 Report

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>>31229998
Tfw 1 off from quads

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 17:54:35 No.31230803 Report

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>>31229960
Now that sound ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 18:29:11 No.31231211 Report

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Well you need a lot of booze and some romantic music to start...

Also it's been 24 hours in poke pelago bit only two hours have passed wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 19:15:33 No.31231921 Report

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You put your Barry White discs and see which song works

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