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>>31293711
They're aliens. They were sentient creatures that lived on their own planet (Mystery dungeon games) They arrived on earth in ancient times in the moon stone (most anyway) and in our environment they can only say their names or grunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 02:39:01 No.31293825 Report

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>>31293732
Everytime I read her comics I read them in the voice of the YMS guy and then I remember "Oh yeah that's a girl"

They're dressed as the male XY trainer which doesn't help

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 02:39:19 No.31293829 Report

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>>31293513
It just happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 02:39:41 No.31293837 Report

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Oviposition ia a wierd fetish i have now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:16:52 No.31294374 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:27:54 No.31294530 Report

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>>31293513
I wish they wouldn't dick around so much. I want to walk up to the NPC, have them say "egg" with a y/n option. I pick yes, I get the egg. I pick no, they get the egg. None of this 20 dialog boxes for one egg shit.

Klinklang Guy

Klinklang Guy Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:35:31 No.31294647 Report

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>>31293513
It's obvious that Arceus makes them! I mean, don't you think the halo on its body is covering something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:35:43 No.31294651 Report

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I hope there'll eventually be a mythical egg-bringing Pokémon.

Klinklang Guy

Klinklang Guy Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:44:17 No.31294786 Report

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>>31294651
Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:48:43 No.31294858 Report

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>>31294651
Will it be a stork?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:54:02 No.31294939 Report

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>>31293532
>implying a random stranger is going to present a detailed outline exposing the magic of Pokéfucking to a 10 year old
for all you know it's like santa claus in their world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:54:29 No.31294947 Report

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>>31293680
That shit was so wreid

>every time you leave a ditto with someone on the daycare arceus teleport there with a bunch of unowns and permform his battle theme to create the egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:55:23 No.31294954 Report

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>>31293825

You know, I met Katie at a anime con about three years back, and she is a qt in person. Her online photos do her no justice. Don't know why she draws herself in such a unflattering manner, but I guess that is part of the appeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:55:29 No.31294958 Report

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>>31294939
Well you say that, but he directly mentions the laying of eggs, so it sounds like normal birds and shit laying eggs is a known thing to these kids

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 04:01:18 No.31295029 Report

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>>31294530
>daycare helper crosses their arms
>yes fucks yes
>"hey"
>"EGG"
>"w-w-"
>"Y/N"
>"y...yes"
>"Y/N"
>"p-please don't hurt me"
>"Y/N"
>"...y..."
I'll live with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 04:44:17 No.31295650 Report

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>>31293825
I fucking love that whenever her husband shows up in Pokemon comics he's dressed in the female clothes, while she's in the male clothes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 04:46:08 No.31295674 Report

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how babby pokemon is formed?

how egg get made?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 04:46:17 No.31295676 Report

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>>31294947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GKy3kdQA2k

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 04:47:42 No.31295697 Report

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>>31295674

A male Pokemon and a female Pokemon do a mating ritual and an egg magically forms

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 04:48:07 No.31295703 Report

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Pokemon aren't born from eggs. They're born first, then the parent makes an egg for them.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:00:38 No.31295893 Report

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>>31295650
Too bad(?) she didn't draw him wearing short shorts. Shit would've been hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:07:30 No.31295989 Report

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>>31295893
Is the artist an SJW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:10:14 No.31296026 Report

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>>31295989
Nothing of that sort ever goes into the comic, no idea if she is outside of it though. She and her boyfriend just thought it'd be funny if he got the girl clothes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:12:28 No.31296056 Report

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They videotape the sex acts and sell it on sketchy websites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:13:48 No.31296073 Report

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>>31295989
She's a reasonable person, so the answer is no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:14:37 No.31296082 Report

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>>31293711
>>31293786
Well if the lore of those same games is to be accepted holistically, pokemon are descended from humans and pokefuck is awwwwwriiiiiiiight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:15:10 No.31296085 Report

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>>31295989
you're a fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:18:20 No.31296126 Report

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>>31295989
Where the hell did that come from?
Seriously, that was uncalled for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:19:05 No.31296133 Report

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>>31296126
He probably wants to start shit or he's an underaged faggot that thinks the entire world is muh political battles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:25:10 No.31296202 Report

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>>31293526
Post the original you fuck

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:31:53 No.31296283 Report

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>>31294651
>its just the diancie but for deliberd instead of carbink

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:35:00 No.31296305 Report

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>>31293532
Ethan/Lyra witness Arceus create an egg

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:41:23 No.31296369 Report

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>>31295650

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:42:28 No.31296381 Report

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>>31293532
>pokemon are never seen laying eggs
>Softboiled's japanese name is "Egg Lay"

Explain this, Game Freak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:47:21 No.31296434 Report

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>receive egg
>hatch a fully grown kangaskhan mom with baby
Eggs are truly the greatest mystery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:48:31 No.31296457 Report

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>>31296381
>Mimikyu is born wearing a costume
>Kangaskhan is born with a child in its pouch
>Gen II mantine is born with a remoraid
>Cubone is born with its mother's skull on
Nothing makes sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:48:41 No.31296460 Report

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>>31296434
The egg has another egg inside of it, how have people not figured this out yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 05:51:36 No.31296502 Report

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>>31296457
Not just Gen2-3 Mantine. Any Mantine whose parents weren't holding special incense.
Meanwhile, an entire Snorlax fits in an egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 07:46:35 No.31297757 Report

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>>31296457
dont forget that
>man made pokemon like porygon and voltorb can hatch from eggs
>beldum line and magnemite line evolve by "fusing" with other pokemon, regardless of whether you have more of them
>you have to give some pokemon incense to make them breed properly instead of shitting out adults
>certain species literally require a ditto to breed because they are solely female or solely male
>trade evolutions
>ghost pokemon (namely yamask) can be bred, but are supposedly made when people fucking die. does this mean someone dies every time you hatch a yamask egg?
>muk stench and heat can leak through pokeballs (see gen 1 anime)
>magcargo is literally hotter than the sun, and trainers shouldnt be allowed to carry it in a pokeball let alone be within a continent of one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 08:29:32 No.31298078 Report

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>>31295703
Explains why newborn Pokemon are already battle-ready

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 09:05:08 No.31298330 Report

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>>31293513
I'm still suprised we haven't get a (stork???) legendary that do that.

I like thinking it's Chancey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 09:33:04 No.31298517 Report

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>>31297757
>muk stench and heat can leak through pokeballs (see gen 1 anime)
Well with that logic
>Pokeballs were created because of Primeape (in novelization version)

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 11:41:06 No.31299148 Report

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How do male only Pokemon like Sawk breed in the wild?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 11:42:27 No.31299160 Report

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>>31296082
That would be the same as saying that fucking monkeys is allright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 11:50:59 No.31299192 Report

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>>31299148
Gay seccs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 11:51:16 No.31299194 Report

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>>31293513
But what if they actually don't
Maybe there's an invisible band of egg putters who observe which pokemon are in daycare and as soon as the day care helper shifts attention they sneak the egg inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 11:52:40 No.31299200 Report

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>>31293532
fuck off Richard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 11:53:31 No.31299202 Report

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>>31293732
haha funny expressions are my favorite punchline jokes lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 11:54:10 No.31299207 Report

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>>31297757
You should be able to crossbreed for male-only pokemon (miltank+boufallant=tauros). This way it makes sense for them to be sterile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 11:56:25 No.31299215 Report

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>>31299148
They need to find a girl(male) obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 11:57:27 No.31299219 Report

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>>31299194
But where do they get the eggs from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 12:01:25 No.31299233 Report

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>>31293513
I wish there was a way to skip this text. You need to go through like 7 boxes of text

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 12:03:59 No.31299249 Report

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>>31299148
How do orcs breed in mongolian erotic flipbooks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 12:07:46 No.31299270 Report

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>>31296369
this is unfunny shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 12:09:20 No.31299276 Report

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We just need to remember how Arceus created the egg. Eggs in the Pokemon world are not produced by sex, but by the friendship between two Pokemon. Thus, the creation of an egg is actually a timeless event. The only time we are allowed to see how an egg is produced is when Arceus does because it willingly let's us and Cynthia know. This is why no one has ever seen how the egg comes into existance because it just is there.

>All lives
>touch other
>lives to create
>something
>anew and alive
The Solaceon Ruins after catching all Unown

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 12:19:43 No.31299339 Report

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>>31299276
So you're saying all Pokemon are super fucking gay and everyone is cool with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 12:30:05 No.31299401 Report

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>>31299160
No, I mean it literally said that peeps slept with pokemon even after they became pokemon. Shit was weird. I think they talk about it in one of the books in the library in that city on the far west of Sinnoh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 12:33:49 No.31299430 Report

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>>31296082
>>31299401
I can back this guy up the books say that people had pokemon wives and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 12:48:51 No.31299530 Report

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>>31293711
We just don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 12:51:27 No.31299547 Report

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>>31299148
Probably they breed with female Pokemon, like tauros with miltank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 15:42:14 No.31300736 Report

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>>31299547
but the egg is always the species of the mother so they would have to exclusive breed with ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 18:59:33 No.31302956 Report

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>>31293513
I got the impression that they DO know how the egg got there, they just don't feel like explaining the birds and the Beedrills to an 11 year old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 19:03:19 No.31303020 Report

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>>31293532
Es war der Klapperstorch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 19:10:52 No.31303132 Report

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>>31299207
I'm fairly certain that's how it already works. Tauros+Miltank has 50/50 chance of being a Tauros or a Miltank, same with Nidoran breeding a Nidoran male and female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 21:39:31 No.31305444 Report

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>>31299339
What's wrong with it?
Pokesex is both super bland and super boring and a pretty uncreative explanation.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 22:01:36 No.31305827 Report

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>>31293526
ftfy

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