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Klaymen Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:23:46 No.31410934 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: We Niggerfy Pokedex entries using the search engine below.

http://www.gizoogle.net

Ruby/Sapphire: Jynx strutts rhythmically, swayin n' bobbin its hips as if it was ridin' dirty. Its motions is so bouncingly alluring, playas seein it is compelled ta shake they hips without givin any thought ta what tha fuck they is bustin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:26:41 No.31410965 Report

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>>31410934
>For some reason, only dem hoes done been found. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:28:19 No.31410988 Report

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>>31410934
It unleashes psycho juice from tha orb on its forehead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When its juice is exhausted, tha orb grows dull n' dark

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:33:46 No.31411067 Report

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>It has been known ta become so mad salty dat it takes a thugged-out dirt nap as a result. Its grill looks laid back up in dirtnap, however.

>Some researchers theorize dat Primeape remains mad salty even when inside a Poké Ball.

Klaymen

Klaymen Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:40:46 No.31411174 Report

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>>31410988
>psycho juice

Well, it's not purple drank at least.

Lucy Fleefaggot

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Lucy Fleefaggot Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:41:20 No.31411182 Report

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Should you feel yo ass beat down by a sudden chill, it is evidence of a approachin Gengar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. There is no escapin dat shit. Give up.
Mega: Da juice of Mega Evolution awakened dat shit. Well shiiit, it sinks tha fuck into another dimension, where it keeps a patient peep fo' its chizzle ta attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:43:05 No.31411210 Report

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>>31411182

Wait.
mega Pokemon have their own dex entries?

Lucy Fleefaggot

Lucy Fleefaggot Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:45:03 No.31411236 Report

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Da melodies sung by Meloetta have tha juice ta make Pokemon dat hear dem aiiight or sad

Its melodies is sung wit a special vocalization method dat can control tha vibe of dem playas whoz ass hear it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:46:57 No.31411258 Report

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Latias be a thugged-out dual-type Dragon/Psychic Legendary Pokémon introduced up in Generation Pt III.
While it aint known ta evolve tha fuck into or from any other Pokémon, it can Mega Evolve tha fuck into Mega Latias rockin tha Latiasite.
It be a gangmember of tha eon duo of Hoenn along wit Latios.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:47:23 No.31411264 Report

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These Pokémon line tha beaches. Da sticky mucous dat covers they bodies can be used ta soothe sunburned skin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. How tha fuck convenient!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:47:53 No.31411272 Report

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With its black fur, it blendz tha fuck into tha darkness. Well shiiiit, it bides its time, n' when prey appears, dis Pokémon goes fo' its throat, n' then smokes dat shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:49:15 No.31411294 Report

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This immensely fucked up Pokémon possesses overwhelmin physical strength. Its habitat is generally off-limits.
This Pokémon has tha g-thang of huggin its companions. Many Trainers have left dis ghetto afta they spines was squashed by its hug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:49:31 No.31411299 Report

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>>31411210
They do

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:52:28 No.31411343 Report

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> When it spots enemies, it threatens dem by jinglin tha scalez on its tail. Weak opponents will crack n' flee up in panic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 21:59:53 No.31411445 Report

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Not a Pokemon, but I thought this was funny

>Gladion appears up in Pokémon Sun n' Moon yo. Dude was originally a gangmember of tha Aether Foundation together wit his crazy-ass mutha Lusamine n' his sista Lillie. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat over time he noticed his crazy-ass motherz obsession wit tha Ultra Beasts n' realized dat dat biiiiatch would fuck up Alola if she let Ultra Beasts tha fuck into tha region. For dis reason, da ruffneck decided ta leave tha foundation, only spittin some lyrics ta Wicke of his fuckin lil' departure. Before leaving, da perved-out muthafucka stole one of tha three Type: Null pimped ta be a weapon ta battle Ultra Beasts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 22:10:27 No.31411587 Report

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>>31410934
>Absol
Although it’s holla'd ta brang fuck up, up in actuality, dis Pokemon possesses a cold-ass lil calm disposizzle n' warns playaz of any crises dat loom.
>Mega Absol
When dis Pokemon whips tha winglike fur on its back as though whoopin its wings, it sendz a intimipimpin aura flyin at its opponents.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 22:11:14 No.31411595 Report

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Their poison is phat enough ta smoke all up in tha hull of a tanker, n' they spit it indiscriminately at anythang dat entas they territory. Talez is holla'd at of ships dat wander tha fuck into seas where Dragalge live, never ta return.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 00:30:05 No.31413507 Report

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>>31410934
>>31410965
>>31410988
>>31411067
>>31411182
>>31411258
>>31411264
>>31411595

evidence that whites on /vp/ have had 0 interactions with actual black people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 01:34:26 No.31414517 Report

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>>31413507
fuck off nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 01:47:37 No.31414769 Report

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Wen dey tryna fyte, dey pop a nigga using all 4 ah dey weak ass arms. Cuz dey so deadass weak, Lil Bug Niggaz tryna go for moh hits over some ah dat World Star shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 01:49:56 No.31414839 Report

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>>31414769
Fuck, I didnt realize there was a translator

In battle, it throws punches wit all four arms. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Da juice of each individual blow is piddly, so it aims ta win by quantitizzle rather than quality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:25:52 No.31415421 Report

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A sudden transformation of Carbink, its pink, glimmerin body is holla'd ta be tha loveliest sight up in tha whole ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

or...

It can instantly create nuff diamondz by compressin tha carbon up in tha air between its hands.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:29:27 No.31415465 Report

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It be holla'd dat a KIRLIA dat is exposed ta tha positizzle emotionz of its TRAINER grows dope naaahhmean, biatch? This POKéMON controls psychokinetic powers wit its highly pimped dome.

KIRLIA uses tha horns on its head ta amplify its psychokinetic juice n' shit. When tha POKéMON uses its power, tha air round it becomes distorted, bustin miragez of nonexistent scenery.

Da cheerful spirit of its TRAINER gives it juice fo' its psychokinetic juice n' shit. Well shiiiit, it spins n' dances when horny.

A KIRLIA has tha psycho juice ta create a rip up in tha dimensions n' peep tha fuck into tha future. Well shiiiit, it is holla'd ta grind wit pleasure on sunny mornings.

You can't make this shit up. Literally spins when horny.,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:32:46 No.31415508 Report

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It unleashes electric shocks dat can reach 100,000 volts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. When agitated, it can knock up even a Indian elephant.

It becomes aggressive when it has electricitizzle stored up fo' realz. At such times, even its Trainer has ta take care ta stay tha fuck away from bein attacked.

If tha electrical sacs become excessively charged, Raichu plants its tail up in tha ground n' discharges. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scorched patchez of ground is ghon be found near dis Pokémon’s nest.

When electricitizzle buildz up inside its body, it becomes feisty. Well shiiiit, it also glows up in tha dark.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:34:36 No.31415528 Report

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>Darumakaz droppings is hot, so playas used ta put dem up in they threadz ta keep theyselves warm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:34:45 No.31415532 Report

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>This brutal Pokémon travels tha skies on its six wings fo' realz. Anythang dat moves seems like a gangbangin' foe ta it, triggerin its attack.

>Da headz on they arms aint gots domes. They use all three headz ta consume n' fuck wit every last muthafuckin thang.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:35:49 No.31415542 Report

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RAYQUAZA lived fo' hundredz of millionz of muthafuckin years up in tha earth’s ozone layer, never descendin ta tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This POKéMON appears ta feed on wata n' particlez up in tha atmosphere.

It flies forever all up in tha ozone layer, consumin meteoroidz fo' sustenance. Da nuff meteoroidz up in its body provide tha juice it need ta Mega Evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:37:16 No.31415556 Report

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>Cosmog
Its body is gaseous n' frail. Well shiiit, it slowly grows as it collects dust from tha atmosphere.
In ages past, dat shiznit was called tha lil pimp of tha stars. Its holla'd ta be a Pokémon from another ghetto yo, but no specific details is known.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:41:27 No.31415601 Report

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One of tha fucked up Ultra Beasts, it has been spotted hustlin across tha land at terrific speeds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:43:00 No.31415615 Report

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This Ultra Beast came from tha Ultra Wormhole. Well shiiit, it seems not ta battle enemies on its own yo, but its sharp body be a gangbangin' fucked up weapon up in itself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:44:29 No.31415626 Report

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This Ultra Beast rocked up from another ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it shows off its body yo, but whether dat display be a funky-ass boast or a threat remains unclear.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:45:38 No.31415634 Report

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It has gobbled mountains n' swallowed whole buildings, accordin ta reports, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. It aint nuthin but one of tha Ultra Beasts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:46:39 No.31415647 Report

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It rocked up from tha Ultra Wormhole. Well shiiiit, it raided a juice plant, so playas be thinkin it energizes itself wit electricity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:49:10 No.31415668 Report

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Da ass of a biatch lost on a snowy mountain possessed a icicle, becomin dis Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da chicken it most relishes is tha soulz of men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:53:23 No.31415709 Report

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> If mah playas tries ta disturb where tha essential plant sticks grow, it uses its own stick ta thwart dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:55:36 No.31415734 Report

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Lays straight-up succulent eggs every last muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! If it is treated wit ludd n' care, its eggs step tha fuck up ta become even mo' delicious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 02:59:59 No.31415799 Report

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Now dis muthafucka can ram yo ass so hard that it can flip a 50K tank. It also protects its boys using its swole ass body

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 03:02:21 No.31415844 Report

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They can detect tha speciez of a livin being-and its emotions-from over half a mile away. They control auras n' hunt they prey up in packs. They is proud as a muthafucka of they power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 03:16:09 No.31415996 Report

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>>31413507
It is an autotranslator. At least in this case, it's not /vp/ at fault

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 03:33:43 No.31416199 Report

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All of mah bois gen 6 entries, spliced together.

Aggron fronts a entire mountain as its own territory. Well shiiit, it mercilessly beats up anythang dat violates its environment. Da mo' woundz it has, tha mo' it has battled, so don't take it lightly. This PokĂŠmon vigilantly patrols its territory at all times fo' realz. Aggron is protectizzle of its environment. If its mountain is ravaged by a landslide or a gangbangin' fire, dis PokĂŠmon will haul topsoil ta tha area, plant trees, n' dopely restore its own territory. While seekin iron fo' chicken, it digs tunnels by breakin all up in bedrock wit its steel horns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 03:47:36 No.31416368 Report

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>It aint nuthin but found crawlin on beaches n' seafloors. Da coral dat grows on Corsolaz head be as phat as a gangbangin' five-star banquet ta dis Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 03:59:25 No.31416532 Report

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>>31410934
>Coral branches grow from its head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They break off like easily yo, but they grow back up in bout three days.

>Pursued by Mareanie fo' tha branches on its head, dis Pokémon will sometimes snap its own branches off as a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diversion while it escapes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 04:22:35 No.31416810 Report

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>giratina
This Pokemon is holla'd ta live up in a ghetto on tha reverse side of ours, where common knowledge is distorted n' strange.

>arceus
Accordin ta tha legendz of Sinnoh, dis Pokemon emerged from a egg n' shaped all there is up in dis ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

>dialga
A Pokemon spoken of up in legend yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Well shiiiit, it is holla'd dat time fuckin started movin when Dialga was born.

>palkia
It be holla'd ta live up in a gap up in tha spatial dimension parallel ta ours. Well shiiiit, it appears up in mythology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 04:42:28 No.31417034 Report

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>Chinchou

It lives up in tha depths beyond tha reach of sunlight. Well shiiiit, it flashes lights on its antennae ta rap wit otherz of its kind.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 04:50:04 No.31417096 Report

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It has phat regeneratizzle capabilities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Even if partz of it is bitten off by fish Pokémon, it will return ta aiiight within all dem hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Jan 2017 04:51:00 No.31417100 Report

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>>31413507
you say that like its a bad thing

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