>>31849268>>31849448You must be an alcohol drinking, cigarette smoking degenerate, outcast of society if these misfits are your waifus! Get to church!
>>31849358Are you a hippie? That's obviously the youth hostel's commonwealth wife that is shared!
>>31849417read something called the Bibble you degenerate!
>>31849461You must have very low self-esteem to have married this abusive golf witch!
>>31849466Your wife must not be around very much being a supermodel. I'd wonder if she's being faithful to you on her trips around the world?
>>31849554You must be a good person to marry this granny. You must look past her wrinkles and sags and see her inner person!
>>31849578Pedophile.
>>31849604I've heard her Pokemon get sick quite easily. I hope her plague ridden Pokemon don't infect and kill you!
>>31849704I hope you can defend yourself against this smelly, muscle obsessed, protein shake drinking monster when she roid rages and attacks you!
>>31849716That skirt is far too short, she's a slut and surely cheats on you!
