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Quoted By: >>31898879 >>31898887
>Be a college student who lives alone in a dorm and gotted Nostalgia for the good old days.
>I sawthere was sale on pokemon emerad on etsy
>hipster ebay
>So i buy
>when i ger cartridge it was emerald only BLACK with skurleton on the front instead of rayquaza but with blood-eyes.
>on the front I am in probably just something in my eye?
>The music is lavender town but backways
>When I go fight He he has 666 pokemon too!
>hE sends one out and I HEAR ITS CRY
>It turns out hte pokemon they are ALL MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND, but HYPER REALISTIC AND BLOODEYE.
>IT"S SO SCARRY YOU GUYS that I throw my playstation across the room broke the game in half.
>Next day I get roommate to play.
>He's like "Ehehehehehe probably IS not that scary," but she turned on the game and the screen was a picture of US, and but we were DEAD, and the scariest part of this story is that WE was YOU, and YOU BECAME A SKELETON and WROTE this...
>uptop line, you was evil 666 man and was die.
>I sawthere was sale on pokemon emerad on etsy
>hipster ebay
>So i buy
>when i ger cartridge it was emerald only BLACK with skurleton on the front instead of rayquaza but with blood-eyes.
>on the front I am in probably just something in my eye?
>The music is lavender town but backways
>When I go fight He he has 666 pokemon too!
>hE sends one out and I HEAR ITS CRY
>It turns out hte pokemon they are ALL MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND, but HYPER REALISTIC AND BLOODEYE.
>IT"S SO SCARRY YOU GUYS that I throw my playstation across the room broke the game in half.
>Next day I get roommate to play.
>He's like "Ehehehehehe probably IS not that scary," but she turned on the game and the screen was a picture of US, and but we were DEAD, and the scariest part of this story is that WE was YOU, and YOU BECAME A SKELETON and WROTE this...
>uptop line, you was evil 666 man and was die.
