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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:05:30 No.31981826 View View Reply Original Report

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If you're a guy, which poke-girl would you be?
If you're a girl, which poke-boy would you be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:07:27 No.31981836 Report

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:09:18 No.31981843 Report

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the fuck kind of autism is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:09:19 No.31981844 Report

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>>31981826
farting pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:09:44 No.31981846 Report

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>>31981826
I would be lorelei

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:11:46 No.31981859 Report

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Rosa!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:13:38 No.31981862 Report

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Lol no one wants to be a female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:15:40 No.31981868 Report

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>>31981862
T, female trying to stop us from learning the occult secrets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:19:10 No.31981879 Report

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Chicken-chan

always wanted to be a lesbian and give no fucks about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:19:55 No.31981884 Report

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>>31981826
Physically, closest would be Hilda, I guess.
As a Pokémon trainer, Phoebe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:20:09 No.31981886 Report

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>>31981879
Pure love is best love.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 08:48:37 No.31981964 Report

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>>31981826
Probably Lillie or Dawn, it would be nice to see how much attention you can get as being one of the most desired girls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 09:06:14 No.31982031 Report

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I guess Serena. I had a relatively normal life, stop Hitler, and get to THUD the second most attractive male in Pokemon.
If personality and background don't have anything to do with and I can be whoever I wish to be, I would pick Lillie for the sole reason of fugging Sun-kun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 09:15:28 No.31982067 Report

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>>31981826
Either my FeMC in Sun or Yancy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 09:26:25 No.31982111 Report

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I'd want to be Lusamine.

I'm not even going to pretend I would keep lillie around but I would have just given her a pokeball and pokedex at ten and kicked her out rather than all that other bullshit.

>You will never be a rich and beautiful blond woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 09:54:04 No.31982217 Report

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i would be hau because he's the best boy. if i can't attract a cute brown boy i will become the cute brown boy

before you ask yes i'm a girl and yes i'm really overweight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 09:55:19 No.31982220 Report

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>>31981826
Lillie is so ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 10:03:56 No.31982243 Report

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>>31982217
pls be in Lodnon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 10:12:10 No.31982259 Report

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gladion, because I'm an edgy loner...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 10:20:10 No.31982276 Report

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I would be Lillie and have a sylveon companion

>Cute but deadly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 10:21:32 No.31982277 Report

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>>31981862
No? If you have the possibility to touch your tits (with a man insane mentality) or go to have a bath with a group of cheerleaders after have a great and sweaty workout you wouldn't enjoy it ? The same if you are a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 10:22:19 No.31982282 Report

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>>31982031
>>31982111
>>31982259
The entire family is here!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 14:14:49 No.31983032 Report

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>>31981826
>You will never be a cute girl

Why live

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 14:15:57 No.31983040 Report

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Interesting thread.
Bumping for now, gonna post my own autism later

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 14:16:19 No.31983044 Report

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>>31981826
Lusamine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 14:20:48 No.31983077 Report

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>>31982282
Are you sure you're not forgetting the other male of the family?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 14:21:01 No.31983079 Report

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>>31981826
I'm not a fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 14:25:40 No.31983104 Report

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>>31983079
I've got news for you boi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 14:35:49 No.31983187 Report

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>>31983077
Is that Lillie's stepfather?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 14:37:34 No.31983201 Report

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>>31983187
Husband, brother-in-law, as well as stepfather.

Oh, and Bean Man is alive too. Forgot about him. Though I honestly doubt someone wants to become Bean man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 14:49:22 No.31983288 Report

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>>31981826

i like animals, breeding and cowboys. this was easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 15:04:46 No.31983379 Report

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>>31981862
i do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 15:10:09 No.31983403 Report

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>>31981826

I want to be Jasmine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 17:45:59 No.31984384 Report

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>>31981826
Probably Hilda because i've been told a lot that i have a nice butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 18:59:57 No.31985027 Report

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>>31981826
Whatever pokegirl appeals to lesbians the most, I guess.
Who's that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 19:06:00 No.31985071 Report

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>>31981826
I'll be a Lass. Doesn't matter which one, as long as I get to paly around with early route birds and rodents.

If I HAVE to be a named character, Caitlyn, Lyra, and Kris are my top choices, probably Lyra.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 19:09:22 No.31985094 Report

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>>31981862
>Get everything handed to you by guys
>Not expected to put up a 24/7 facade of toughness, can do whatever they feel like and still be loved and accepted

Who WOULDN'T want to be a girl? It's objectively the better way to live.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 19:16:06 No.31985131 Report

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>>31985027
Probably Phoebe. Short hair and tough tanned swimmer's body, but isn't totally masculine, since that would destroy the purpose of liking girls in the first place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 21:37:31 No.31986315 Report

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>blonde
>stockings
>skirt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Mar 2017 21:49:28 No.31986416 Report

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The chance to be my childhood crush? Hell yeah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 00:16:36 No.31987762 Report

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i fucking love beans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 03:08:33 No.31989351 Report

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Lillie, of course!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 03:08:57 No.31989358 Report

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>>31983201
There we go >>31987762

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 03:24:19 No.31989473 Report

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Gotta go with Hex Maniac

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 03:27:00 No.31989495 Report

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>>31981826

Chicken-chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 05:56:15 No.31990544 Report

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lucas

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 06:13:36 No.31990633 Report

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She's my favorite PC, so easy choice there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 08:10:55 No.31991118 Report

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Mina, so that I could see Mina naked whenever duh. Also her life must be chill as fuck and she looks like the kind of girl who'd be able to attract other girls relatively easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 08:51:34 No.31991289 Report

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>>31981826
A very specific Beauty from the Battle Maison.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 11:45:36 No.31991962 Report

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Brendan because he looks good with whoever Pokegirl you pair him with.

How could this be possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 16:19:11 No.31993235 Report

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bum[

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 22:02:09 No.31995648 Report

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I wanna be Lisia desu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:43:23 No.31996482 Report

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>>31990633
Patrician taste, my african american compatriot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Mar 2017 23:44:46 No.31996494 Report

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>>31981826
Hau

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 00:04:59 No.31996659 Report

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>>31985094
>Bleeding once a month
>No one takes you seriously
>You will never bludgeon someone to death with your own throbbing erection

Gonna have to disagree with you there. Granted, I'd like the ability to switch between the two, but that's just me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 02:19:40 No.31997947 Report

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>>31989473
This.

If I'm not all thicc and busty by default, I will use all of my dark magics and otherworldly rituals to alter my body according to my sexual preferences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 04:07:42 No.31999023 Report

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Drayden because daddy af

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 06:11:18 No.32000185 Report

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>>31981826
I dunno, Jasmine maybe? She has brown hair and eyes and is shy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 14:49:36 No.32002317 Report

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Bel because I'm fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:00:55 No.32002384 Report

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Bianca because I have good taste in mons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:03:36 No.32002405 Report

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Touko/Hilda.

Oh, all those things I'd do...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:24:21 No.32002512 Report

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Bomp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:32:01 No.32002561 Report

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Leaf/Blue because she's a qt.13

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:32:29 No.32002563 Report

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>>32002561
Whore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:33:28 No.32002574 Report

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Dawn is probably the closest to me irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:45:50 No.32002646 Report

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Would you use the power of the pucci to get what you want if you turn into a Pokegirl

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 15:47:59 No.32002655 Report

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>>32002646
Ha, of course.

I'd be using something else too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 16:00:26 No.32002745 Report

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>>32002646
why do you think I would be more willing to have sex with gross random dudes if I was female?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 16:01:17 No.32002750 Report

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>>32002655
obligatory brap post

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 16:09:18 No.32002803 Report

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>ctrl f
>lana
>0 results
>/vp/ hitting a new low

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 16:10:16 No.32002812 Report

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>>32002803

Go fuck a walrus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 16:22:47 No.32002884 Report

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>>32002745
Because THEY would be all the more willing to fuck YOU, meaning you have something of value to them to exchange for goods and services.

Plus there's the fetishism/romanticism of being a slut that everyone wants to fuck and the assumption that those horny creeps' insatiable lust would be just as arousing and pleasurable on the receiving end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 16:23:14 No.32002891 Report

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>>32002803
I'm not cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 16:32:28 No.32002941 Report

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>>32002891
I think you are, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 16:45:38 No.32003037 Report

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>>32002941
I'm not Lana cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 16:46:01 No.32003039 Report

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>>32002884
that's really silly and naive. Most men are gross and terrible at pleasuring women. If there were anything enjoyable about fucking random dudes for benefits then prostitution would be a desirable profession rather than a horrible business that poor women and drug addicts get into.

on the other hand, I WOULD love to fuck some hot pokeboys like Brendan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 19:08:37 No.32003986 Report

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>>32003039
You don't understand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 19:37:50 No.32004190 Report

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probably Korrina because I'm just as athletic and /fit/
plus, that delicious armpits. I'd probably enjoy sniffing my sweaty self post-workout

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 19:38:41 No.32004194 Report

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>>31981826
Who's the most autistic Pokeboy? Him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 19:46:53 No.32004242 Report

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>>32004194
Congratulations, you are now Cyrus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 19:50:55 No.32004268 Report

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>>32004242
He's not a boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 19:52:59 No.32004282 Report

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>>32004268
Congratulations, you are now young Cyrus as described by that old couple in Sunyshore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 19:55:17 No.32004302 Report

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>>32004282
Exciting!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2017 21:28:37 No.32004962 Report

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Steven.

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