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Blastoise:
>fat
>Digimon cannons
>cat ears on a reptile
>by far the least usable Kanto starter
>most memorable thing about it is that kid who went nuts when he got a Blastoise card at Christmas

Centaur:
>full of warts
>looks like he's on drugs
>Sugi's least favorite Pokemon
>mega is stall cancer
>no moves besides Razor Leaf and Hyper Beam in Gen 1

Charizard:
>simple yet neat European dragon, because dragons don't need to change much to look like Pokemon
>has TWO megas, and both are OU
>is on Smash
>is on Pokken
>has a bridge named after it in Unova
>only starter that can learn Fly, owlfags and chickenbabies got clucked
>liked by the furry fanbase more than Blastoise and Venusaur by a huge margin
>can one shot Borck's Onix with Flamethrower
>non-mega form is not Dragon-type so it wouldn't be so obvious

Where were you when Charizard was the best starter?