>>32265977What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little comedy relief owl? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my weight class in the PCW (That's Pokémon Championship Wrestling if you're pleb enough to not know that), and I’ve been involved in numerous title championship matches, and I have over 300 confirmed broken backs. I am trained in unlawful techniques and I’m the top heel in the entire Alolan Wrestling Organization. You are nothing to me but just another jobber. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this region, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Alola and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Darkest Lariat, nerd. The Darkest Lariat that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ghost type. You’re fucking KO'd, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can OHKO you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without tutor moves. Not only am I extensively trained in fire-type and dark-type combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Alolan Wrestling Organization's finishers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little catfood. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “tough” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your beak. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fire all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking OHKO'd, birdbrain.
