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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 20:30:42 No.32288364 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32288386 >>32288389 >>32288681 >>32288723 >>32288896 >>32288918 >>32289112 >>32289373 >>32289654 >>32290235 >>32291245 >>32291280 >>32291489 >>32292975 >>32293819 >>32294199 >>32294320 >>32294658

>You're walking in the streets
>Minding your own business
>Suddenly you see pic related flipping you off from the other side of the streets

Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 20:31:36 No.32288379 Report

Quoted By: >>32288604

Battle her because our eyes made contact.
Win because she's a side character and I'm the main character.
Give her a smug expression as she runs off like a loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 20:32:15 No.32288386 Report

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>>32288364
tip my fedora at the kind lady

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 20:32:24 No.32288389 Report

Quoted By: >>32288954 >>32288971

>>32288364
>Make "V" with hand
>Run tongue through it
If she wants to battle, I'm cool.
If she wants to hatefuck, I'm cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 20:52:07 No.32288550 Report

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Pull out my magnum and shoot her in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:00:19 No.32288604 Report

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>>32288379
>implying you're both not side characters in Minor B's story

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:10:48 No.32288681 Report

Quoted By: >>32288698

>>32288364
I add "wat do" to my filter. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:11:46 No.32288689 Report

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Hang myself

Jenna !1FWO2cO7dc

Jenna !1FWO2cO7dc Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:12:31 No.32288698 Report

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>>32288681
>using filters
Pussy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:15:33 No.32288723 Report

Quoted By: >>32288904

>>32288364

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:44:32 No.32288896 Report

Quoted By: >>32289320

>>32288364
Look both ways, walk across the street to her, comment how I needed to talk to her because of how beautiful her eyes looked and ask her out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:45:46 No.32288904 Report

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>>32288723
came here to post this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:48:25 No.32288918 Report

Quoted By: >>32288933

>>32288364
Ignore it. Why should I give a shit if some random girl is flipping me off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:50:30 No.32288933 Report

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>>32288918
she is trying to get your attention

it means she's interested in you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:53:30 No.32288954 Report

Quoted By: >>32288971

>>32288389
>hatefucking skull grunt girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 21:56:42 No.32288971 Report

Quoted By: >>32289158 >>32290977

>>32288389
>>32288954
>hatefucking skull grunt girl
she's not meant for that

she's meant for tender, gentle, loving passionate intercourse w/cuddling after

Jimmy Neutron !O3C6ETXJYs

Jimmy Neutron !O3C6ETXJYs Sun 09 Apr 2017 22:14:09 No.32289112 Report

Quoted By: >>32289116

>>32288364
battle him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 22:14:49 No.32289116 Report

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>>32289112
don't force your fetish on my wife you fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 22:22:10 No.32289158 Report

Quoted By: >>32289938

>>32288971
>breaking the hardened exterior of a mean girl from the streets revealing a side longing for intimacy
My fetish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 22:42:50 No.32289316 Report

Quoted By: >>32289443 >>32289462 >>32289527 >>32289571

>You get a text message
>"Hey, Mallow gave me your number. I saw you in the restaurant the other day and I think you're really handsome and wanted to know if you'd want to get a drink with me some time?"
WHAT DO YOU DO????

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 22:43:12 No.32289320 Report

Quoted By: >>32289326

>>32288896

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 22:44:01 No.32289326 Report

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>>32289320
how did you get a picture of me???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 22:50:42 No.32289373 Report

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>>32288364
flip her off
duh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:02:20 No.32289435 Report

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Rape is the only solution for unruly adolescent teen girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:03:31 No.32289443 Report

Quoted By:

>>32289316
Die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:07:04 No.32289462 Report

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>>32289316
>Yeah, sure, sounds like fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:14:52 No.32289527 Report

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>>32289316
Wake up.

;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:19:21 No.32289561 Report

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Manspread, palm-fondle my bulge a bit as an invitation, and wait for a response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:21:29 No.32289571 Report

Quoted By: >>32289613

>>32289316
Agree, go to get drinks, hit it off, wait for 3rd date, have awkward sex, date more, propose, then finish up with the pregnacy into at least 18 years together.

It's an inescapable combo if you don't block the first 3 moves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:26:20 No.32289613 Report

Quoted By: >>32289638

>>32289571
>Agree, go to get drinks, hit it off, wait for 3rd date, have awkward sex, date more, propose, then finish up with the pregnacy into at least 18 years together.
Your timeline is fucked up, after date more, you'd have less awkward sex but she would wrap her legs around you tightly, not allowing you to pull out

thus allowing you to be cool parents/husband and wife as you would be still fairly young

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:28:39 No.32289638 Report

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>>32289613
I suppose the frame data does work out, but it's a little riskier.

Then again, what's life without risks?

Plus, this way, you could loop the last part of the combo for a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:30:49 No.32289654 Report

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>>32288364
Cowboy walk towards her with my arms out and my hands ready to grab my balls, and while looking tired and angry and making eye contact the whole time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:32:20 No.32289669 Report

Quoted By: >>32289684

>ywn see this goddess stagger into your kitchen for the fresh coffee you just brewed, tired and hungover from your date night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:34:00 No.32289684 Report

Quoted By: >>32289715

>>32289669
lol I just saved the same picture.

Did you reverse image the boobs one and find it on danbooru?

Also, stop making me feel bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:35:34 No.32289699 Report

Quoted By: >>32289715

>when she sees my dick

The good thing about Grunt waifus are that there are an infinite number of them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:36:48 No.32289715 Report

Quoted By: >>32289743

>>32289684
you're either my cat staring at me or you're over my shoulder because I did the same thing
>>32289699
she must like it, she's looking sick for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:40:21 No.32289743 Report

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>>32289715
We're one and the same, anon. Two peas in a pod.

And you're damn right she is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:55:52 No.32289858 Report

Quoted By: >>32289885 >>32289947 >>32290016 >>32293832

Would this be an issue if you were going out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:00:01 No.32289885 Report

Quoted By: >>32289920

>>32289858
Of course not. That's hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:05:36 No.32289920 Report

Quoted By: >>32289935

>>32289885
How can you kiss her?

Or see her wonderful smile?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:07:44 No.32289935 Report

Quoted By: >>32289950

>>32289920
Through the mask and through her eyes.

Duh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:08:06 No.32289938 Report

Quoted By:

>>32289158
>tfw youll never have a harem of delinquents
Why live man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:08:35 No.32289941 Report

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balls deep animal fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:09:12 No.32289947 Report

Quoted By: >>32289950

>>32289858
I like obscured faces/masks/helmets anyway, so no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:09:56 No.32289950 Report

Quoted By: >>32289978

>>32289935
>>32289947
I don't know about you but it would be painful to see someone who's so beautiful have such a lack of confidence in herself that she has to wear a mask.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:12:57 No.32289978 Report

Quoted By: >>32290043

>>32289950
Well, we can bolster their self-confidence by cumming buckets into their wombs, eventually leading them to become so enamoured that we can rip off their masks in the heat of the moment, and reach mutual ecstasy from a mere kiss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:13:01 No.32289979 Report

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Say "Yo" and keep on goin' about my business

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:18:46 No.32290016 Report

Quoted By:

>>32289858

that's kinda my fetish so no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:23:32 No.32290043 Report

Quoted By: >>32290050

>>32289978
Well that's an awful good way to boost it for her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:25:19 No.32290050 Report

Quoted By:

>>32290043
I try my best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:34:21 No.32290108 Report

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I don't know if I can introduce this girl to my parents. She's a little rude and seems like she hangs around some bad people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:51:36 No.32290235 Report

Quoted By:

>>32288364
Crack her skull.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:54:36 No.32290251 Report

Quoted By: >>32290287

There was a qt fic with the Grunt girl a couple months back. Wish I could find it again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:58:30 No.32290287 Report

Quoted By: >>32290660

>>32290251
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8801800

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 01:46:50 No.32290660 Report

Quoted By: >>32290722

>>32290287
you got that epilogue my dude?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 01:53:10 No.32290722 Report

Quoted By: >>32290765

>>32290660
https://pastebin.com/SaYNdFy6

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 02:00:50 No.32290765 Report

Quoted By: >>32290808

>>32290722
my dude you are a saint

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 02:07:42 No.32290808 Report

Quoted By:

>>32290765
I try

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 02:32:47 No.32290977 Report

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>>32288971
Sometimes animosity is resolved in the sack anon.

If she wants to grab breakfast after it means she's at least willing to bury the hatchet and guys only hold grudges if their ego is threatened.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:10:36 No.32291230 Report

Quoted By: >>32291250 >>32291427

Would you be embarrassed if your girlfriend gave you a lift on her mechanical rickshaw?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:12:53 No.32291245 Report

Quoted By: >>32291265

>>32288364
>Flip her off
>Go back to minding my own business

Easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:13:45 No.32291250 Report

Quoted By:

>>32291230
No, cause I get to hold onto her for safety.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:16:02 No.32291265 Report

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>>32291245
>feeding into it
You'd get beaten up

then she'd take your number, then put her number in your phone and walk away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:19:42 No.32291280 Report

Quoted By:

>>32288364
Get molested

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:37:47 No.32291427 Report

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>>32291230
No, but I'd be disappointed she didn't buy that kinky helmet I got her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:44:42 No.32291489 Report

Quoted By: >>32292972

>>32288364
You walk ALONG the streets not "in".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 09:25:15 No.32292972 Report

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>>32291489
No it's DOWN you dumfuck lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 09:26:53 No.32292975 Report

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>>32288364
Make her call her friends and do this to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:41:02 No.32293801 Report

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shotgun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:46:45 No.32293819 Report

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>>32288364
reminder her I have her parole officer's number and tell her that she is going to go in a date with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:51:04 No.32293832 Report

Quoted By: >>32294096

>>32289858
why does she wear the mask

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 14:57:18 No.32294096 Report

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>>32293832
really makes one wonder...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:19:08 No.32294199 Report

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>>32288364
Flip them off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:26:27 No.32294240 Report

Quoted By: >>32294252 >>32294273 >>32296813

She's design make her the best grunt in the franchise for me. Great outfit too.
Also look at those nice tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:28:53 No.32294252 Report

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>>32294240
skull grunt canonically has the best tits, yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:34:40 No.32294273 Report

Quoted By:

>>32294240
>She's design make her
Holy shit i'm drunk sorry.
Her design make she.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:47:54 No.32294320 Report

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>>32288364
It's just a silly weeaboo cosplayer because pokémon aren't real. Why would I give a fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:57:02 No.32294362 Report

Quoted By: >>32294562

tell my bewear to hug her, what could go wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:36:59 No.32294562 Report

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>>32294362
Hang yourself attention whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:52:15 No.32294658 Report

Quoted By:

>>32288364
Propose

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 22:26:37 No.32296813 Report

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>>32294240
The best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 22:39:16 No.32296867 Report

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Ignore her, turn 360 degrees, and walk away. I'm from NYC; this shit happens on a daily basis. Yesterday, some degenerate crackhead told me and my gf to go fuck ourselves because we walked through the five foot space seperating him and a streetpoll (which he seemed to be having a deep conversation with).

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