>>32299414Anon waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were steenees in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Proffeser Oak were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Anon was a pokemon master for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the battles and he said to dad "I want to be on the battles daddy..."
Dad said "No! You will BE FAPPED BY STEENEES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the elite four base of the pokemon league he knew there were steenees.
"This is Oak" the radio crackered. "You must fap to the steenees!"
So Anon gotted his pokemon to hyper beam and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO FAP TO US" said the steenees
"I will shoot at him" said the bounsweet and she fired the grass missiles. Anon threw a pokeball at her and tried to catch her. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must fap to the steenees" he shouted
The radio said "No, Anon. You are the steenees"
And then Anon was a tsareena.
