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Headcanon thread

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 20:44:40 No.32442282 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>32442299 >>32442869 >>32448258 >>32451571

At least one of the box legendaries is Female.

>2gen: Lugia
>3gen: Kyogre
>4gen: Giratina
>5gen: Hairy Vagina Dragon
>6gen: Xerneas
>7gen: Lunala

>Inb4 repost
Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Also: POST YOUR FUCKING HEADCANON!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 20:46:55 No.32442294 Report

Quoted By: >>32442432 >>32442567

your headcannon was shit the other day, it still is now. if you want to fuck legendaries so bad, go on r34

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 20:47:30 No.32442299 Report

Quoted By: >>32442318

>>32442282
It's literally stated that solgaleo and lunala are the male and female evolutions of cosmog respectively, not so much headcanon than actual fact

Neat pic tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 20:54:04 No.32442318 Report

Quoted By: >>32442356

>>32442299
It does suggest that Genderless Pokemon might have a canon gender but probably not identifiable through normal means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:01:17 No.32442356 Report

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>>32442318
That's because they're "gender unknown" pokemon. genderless is a fan term.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:12:26 No.32442432 Report

Quoted By: >>32442462

>>32442294
But, I don't want to fug them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:17:49 No.32442462 Report

Quoted By: >>32442492 >>32442559

>>32442432
But you have an e621 account, you degenerate furry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:22:32 No.32442492 Report

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>>32442462
Stop projecting so hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:31:10 No.32442559 Report

Quoted By: >>32442598

>>32442462
But, They are Pure!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:32:09 No.32442567 Report

Quoted By: >>32442668 >>32443232 >>32447282 >>32448284

>>32442294
Too bad it's canon lol

Reshiram is based on the Yang, which embodies the Feminine and as such expresses feminine qualities such as a sleeker, more "magic"/mental power rather than a physical, muscular strength like Zekrom.
Lunaala is also given a feminine name and direct counterpart to the masculine Solgaleo, also representing the Moon makes you all but guaranteed to be female largely due to women's bodies having a cycle similar to the cycle of the moon phases.

Moon bat is a girl. Reshiram is a girl.
Lugia is a mom in the anime but >ashnime
Giratina is also a goddess (though that depends on who you ask, and being possibly based partly on Lucifer suggests a masculine presence rather than feminine.)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:36:01 No.32442598 Report

Quoted By: >>32442633

>>32442559
>pure
>pictures exposing their genitals, masturbating with carrots and having sex with humans
Degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:39:34 No.32442633 Report

Quoted By: >>32442660

>>32442598
Nice Pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:43:22 No.32442660 Report

Quoted By: >>32442683

>>32442633
Uh...thanks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:44:33 No.32442668 Report

Quoted By: >>32442686

>>32442567
Ok JustinRPG

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:46:48 No.32442678 Report

Quoted By: >>32442854

just goes to prove once again, Lugia posters are autists of the highest level. Thanks for being the ugly best friend for the superior box legendary

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:47:45 No.32442683 Report

Quoted By:

>>32442660
Best Girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 21:47:59 No.32442686 Report

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>>32442668
Nah I just pay attention to what masuda explains about the Legends and kniow a thing or two about Chinese mythology.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:10:52 No.32442807 Report

Quoted By: >>32442816

>Nobody is posting his headcanon again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:12:43 No.32442811 Report

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lyra doesn't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:13:42 No.32442816 Report

Quoted By: >>32442821 >>32442844

>>32442807
because this isn't tumblr we're not a bunch of autistic teenage girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:14:15 No.32442821 Report

Quoted By: >>32442844

>>32442816
Yeah, we're not teenage girls.

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:19:56 No.32442844 Report

Quoted By: >>32442873

>>32442821
>>32442816

20yo count as a teenager?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:21:33 No.32442854 Report

Quoted By: >>32442929

>>32442678
They're both ugly desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:23:14 No.32442865 Report

Quoted By: >>32442889

>Headcanon thread
>It's just shitting on the idea of a female legendary pokemon

This is like if I started an unpopular opinion thread and had the base post be "I think Zinnia is a great character." People wouldn't post unpopular opinions, they'd just shit on her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:23:53 No.32442869 Report

Quoted By: >>32442915 >>32448284

>>32442282
>6gen: Xerneas
>stag
>female

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:24:30 No.32442873 Report

Quoted By: >>32449377

>>32442844
No, and you're not a girl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:24:47 No.32442876 Report

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These two have a history.

Not the first time this headcanon was suggested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:26:55 No.32442889 Report

Quoted By: >>32442906

>>32442865
You wouldn't happen to be female would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:28:53 No.32442906 Report

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>>32442889
Nah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:30:21 No.32442915 Report

Quoted By: >>32443025

>>32442869
>It looks femenine
>It has a Female VA
>Bu-but it has horns!
Female Sawsbuck too!

Hanna Poster (male) !z/BJpMkrvQ

Hanna Poster (male) !z/BJpMkrvQ Mon 01 May 2017 22:33:24 No.32442929 Report

Quoted By:

>>32442854
Lugia a cute desu~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:51:50 No.32443025 Report

Quoted By: >>32443027

>>32442915
>>It looks femenine
You retard it's literally based on a male animal.

Hanna Poster (male) !z/BJpMkrvQ

Hanna Poster (male) !z/BJpMkrvQ Mon 01 May 2017 22:52:41 No.32443027 Report

Quoted By: >>32443115

>>32443025
Still looks feminine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:59:06 No.32443061 Report

Quoted By: >>32443066

Here's a tough one.
Virizion: male or female?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 23:00:15 No.32443066 Report

Quoted By:

>>32443061
Female

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 23:00:37 No.32443071 Report

Quoted By: >>32452311

Starter pokemon are literally so common and docile that they can be found almost anywhere in the wild and be kept as pets with no training

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 23:07:05 No.32443115 Report

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>>32443027
How can it look feminine if it's based on something that's only male?
That's as retarded as the the people who use feminine penis unironically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 23:09:52 No.32443140 Report

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Reshiram is my WAIFU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 23:23:48 No.32443232 Report

Quoted By: >>32445344 >>32447333 >>32448284

>>32442567
>Reshiram is based on the Yang, which embodies the Feminine
Yin is the feminine, actually. Yang is masculine.

Legendaris and mythicals don't have genders because they don't reproduce, or reproduce asexually if you really need that headcanon. They don't need genders.

>B-but the Pokedex says-
Just like Magcargo incinerate their trainers through proximity alone, and every trainer is a soulless husk after looking into Shedinja's back, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:09:31 No.32445207 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:32:14 No.32445344 Report

Quoted By: >>32445363

>>32443232
The Lati@s can't reproduce and they still have genders. Mew has canonically given birth.
Not being able to breed in-game != inability to give birth.
The Legendaries are born somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 04:35:17 No.32445363 Report

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>>32445344
I am an atheist in real life, but this is a fantasy game, they could've sprang forth from the void.

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Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 11:06:20 No.32446628 Report

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I like to think that legendaries (unless otherwise stated) are basically hermaphrodites that can change their sex whenever they want. I mean Dialga, Palkia, and Arceus are literal deities, so ot is feasible for them. Other legendaries might be able to do it based purely on their status as legendaries. It sounds like tumblr shit, but I like the whole hermaphrodite thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 14:13:09 No.32447282 Report

Quoted By: >>32448284

>>32442567
>Giratina is also a goddess (though that depends on who you ask, and being possibly based partly on Lucifer suggests a masculine presence rather than feminine.)

There. You said. NOT female. FUCK OFF, dog fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 14:24:33 No.32447333 Report

Quoted By: >>32448284

>>32443232
I don't think you understand that lore=/=game play, it's called game play segregation. Like in Zelda ya can beat Ganon with a fucking bottle yet in lore that bottle would be atomized on contact with an actual magic attack or in fighting games, ya really think Dan can beat Akuma in a figet?
Dexnav entries are there for a reason, they're there to establish a lore and such around the pokemon itself, we have no reason to belive they aren't true 99% of the time as nothing actually contradicts them outside of game play mechanics but rattan a can alsof beat FUG in game play so not exactly a good case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 17:54:21 No.32448258 Report

Quoted By: >>32448284

>>32442282
Zekrom would be the "female". With Yin and Yang, the white is masculine and black is feminine. So unless GF went Legend of Korra on us, Reshiram should be "male" and Zekrom should be "female".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 18:04:36 No.32448284 Report

Quoted By: >>32451633

>>32448258
>>32447282
>>32447333
>>32443232
>>32442869
>>32442567
>I don't know what a headcanon is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 21:39:47 No.32449345 Report

Quoted By: >>32449435

Pomf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 21:43:58 No.32449377 Report

Quoted By: >>32449397

>>32442873
>he think's there's no girls on /vp/
newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 21:48:35 No.32449397 Report

Quoted By: >>32449410

>>32449377
>he thinks hanna is a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 21:50:28 No.32449410 Report

Quoted By: >>32449435

>>32449397
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2017 21:53:39 No.32449435 Report

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>>32449410
The op of the thread, the person I was replying to. This guy >>32449345

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 03:21:34 No.32451571 Report

Quoted By: >>32451633

>>32442282
>Stag
>Female

It's Yveltal you fucking shit. She is my wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 03:32:36 No.32451633 Report

Quoted By:

>>32451571
>>32448284

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 06:26:53 No.32452311 Report

Quoted By: >>32452319

>>32443071
Then why do we never encounter them in the wild?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2017 06:28:12 No.32452319 Report

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>>32452311
>What is SM?

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