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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:35:55 No.33572771 View View Reply Original Report

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Why does everyone like this ugly piece of shit? Almost all of the UBs are hideous abominations, but this one definitely takes the cake. And seriously, why is a creature from an ALTERNATE DIMENSION made out of fucking MANMADE wires?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:36:37 No.33572774 Report

Quoted By: >>33572797 >>33572826

>>33572771
t. shit taste

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:37:01 No.33572778 Report

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it is lovably goofy

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:37:37 No.33572781 Report

Quoted By: >>33572797 >>33572826

>>33572771
>Almost all of the UBs are hideous abominations

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:37:38 No.33572782 Report

Quoted By: >>33572826 >>33572839 >>33573131

>>33572771
ISSSSS YAAAA BOIIII XDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:40:17 No.33572797 Report

Quoted By: >>33572826 >>33573050 >>33573155

>>33572774
>>33572778
>>33572781
In the OP pic I honestly can barely even tell what I'm looking at, despite it being official art. I can vaguely make out 2 arms, 2 legs, a tail, and a head, but it takes several seconds to sort all that out. A design in all mediums has one single purpose, that is to communicate efficiently. And this is objectively a bad design because it communicates extremely poorly whatever it is that it's supposed to be.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:42:09 No.33572816 Report

Quoted By: >>33572826

>>33572771
because we don't have shit taste

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:42:45 No.33572826 Report

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>>33572771
>>33572774
>>33572778
>>33572781
>>33572782
>>33572797
>>33572816

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:43:49 No.33572839 Report

Quoted By: >>33572964 >>33572987 >>33573030

>>33572826
>>33572782
Okay but seriously, is USUM going to expand on why every UB bears a striking resemblance to several main characters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:01:26 No.33572955 Report

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>manmade wires
There are humans in other universes too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:02:20 No.33572964 Report

Quoted By: >>33572987 >>33573013

>>33572839
It was already explained that Lusamine had an obsession with Ultra Beasts, and dressed up her and others like them.

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TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:04:42 No.33572987 Report

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>>33572839
It's like Transformers, when they first come to a new dimension they scan the nearest... thing, person I guess, and take on their guise.

Nah this >>33572964

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:06:49 No.33573013 Report

Quoted By: >>33573022

>>33572964
That doesn't explain Guzma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:07:43 No.33573022 Report

Quoted By: >>33573101

>>33573013
Guzma was close to Lusamine, so maybe she made him dress up like Xurkitree. Or, it could be just a coincidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:09:00 No.33573030 Report

Quoted By: >>33573196

>>33572839
The only ones that look alike are Nihilego and Lillie because of Lusamine. Guzma and Xurkitree are just a coincidence. Stop with this retarded shit already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:10:37 No.33573047 Report

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>>33572771
>hating wiggle tree
Fuck you, how can anyone have such shit taste?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:11:06 No.33573048 Report

Quoted By: >>33573135

>>33572771
>>33572778
This. It's a bunch of wires that are exposed in such a way that it's humanoid features are incredibly obvious. It has toes and fingers that aren't just slammed on to make it more humanoid but are inherently part of it's design. It's a campy, silly tree made of electricity and wires.
>Why is it made of fucking manmade wires
Why is Magnemite a bunch of clearly manmade magnets? Pokémon can be manmade things for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:11:24 No.33573050 Report

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>>33572797
>A design in all mediums has one single purpose, that is to communicate efficiently

Perhaps, being a bunch of bizarre interdimensional aliens, what they want to communicate with the design is:
>I honestly can barely even tell what I'm looking at

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:16:21 No.33573083 Report

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>>33572771
i think you would mean biological wires with natural copper fingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:19:22 No.33573101 Report

Quoted By: >>33573111 >>33573119

>>33573022
But Guzma didn't team up with Lusamine until after you beat him in Po Town and he says "I'm gonna beat you down one of these days! No matter whose help I need to do it." Or am I wrong about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:20:33 No.33573111 Report

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>>33573101
???
Team Skull had an alliance with Aether since the beginning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:21:31 No.33573119 Report

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>>33573101
It's never stated when Guzma joined her. The way Plumeria talks about it, it's likely earlier than the protag's journey cause it seems like she's grown used to it or something.

That, and the Aether theme plays in Guzma's battle theme, which implies he was on some level with them from the beginning.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:23:14 No.33573131 Report

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>>33572782

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:23:32 No.33573135 Report

Quoted By: >>33573165

>>33573048
the reason its stupid to be manmade is because ITS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION. you wouldnt expect to find a toaster or some shit in Distortion World

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:26:05 No.33573155 Report

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>>33572797
This is one of the simplest UB designs. It's a tree made of wires. The orange parts are copper filaments. You must be underage or stupid if this design confused you at all.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:26:09 No.33573157 Report

Quoted By: >>33573204

>>33572771
It's cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:26:49 No.33573165 Report

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>>33573135
My point was that Pokemon can be made of things that, in our world, are manmade.
UBs are just normal Pokémon.
We don't know that there aren't people in Ultra Space, but even if they weren't, these things AREN'T manmade in these games, because they appear in nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:30:49 No.33573196 Report

Quoted By: >>33573216

>>33573030
>only ones are Nihilego and Xurkitree
>Pheramosa and Buzzswole exist
The only retarded shit here that needs to stop is you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:31:28 No.33573204 Report

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>>33573157
How is cute? It literally has no face and I can't read its emotions or sympathize with it in any way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:34:17 No.33573216 Report

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>>33573196
The Buzzwole = Gladion comparison is where this whole stupid fuckhead theory fell apart. It was clear at that point that the people pushing it were desperately forcing it. Guzma = Xurkitree is on the same level. We know she dresses Lillie up to look like Nihilego. That's it.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:34:37 No.33573223 Report

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>>33573204
It's cute because I find it cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:36:57 No.33573238 Report

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>>33573204
The face is light.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:48:23 No.33573315 Report

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>>33573204
Buzzword alert: But not being able to sympathize with something very clearly humanoid/humanized is a warning sign of autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 19:49:17 No.33573322 Report

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>>33573204
>needing a face to read expressions
Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:02:16 No.33573432 Report

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>>33572771
shut the fuck up macka, everyone is sick of your whining all the time.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:04:35 No.33573452 Report

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>>33573204

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:43:03 No.33573826 Report

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>>33572771
Because of all the ultra beasts it looks the most alien aside from maybe Nihilego

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