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Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:41:57 No.33677676 View View Reply Original Report

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>Tfw you can't even relate to starter war threads because you hate all three

>Rowlet could have been a cool owl griffin but we ended with with an man in an archer costume

>Littten could have been a fire/poison manticore but we ended up with a man in a tiger costume

>Popplio could have been a cool spooky clown bro but we ended up with a trannie seal

Why are the Alola starters so shit bros?

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Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:44:02 No.33677681 Report

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>>33677676
>tfw you can't relate to starter threads because you're not a retard
Feels good man

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Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:44:14 No.33677682 Report

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This is now a Golurk thread. Post rare Golurk lurking around your neighborhood.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:44:15 No.33677683 Report

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This is a starterwar post. You are attacking all three starters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:45:45 No.33677685 Report

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>>33677676
The Gen 7 starters are the worst set since Gen 2

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Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:47:02 No.33677688 Report

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Where do people keep getting the idea that rowlet would turn into a griffin? It's an owl, it makes sense to stay an owl.
Not defending decidueye's design, the wing cape is wonky, it's too tall and slim to get the full owl effect, and the head's a little too humanish for me, but what's up with >muh griffin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:47:44 No.33677692 Report

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At least they're not the Unova starters. Not only do they all have shit designs, they're also completely outclassed by other Pokemon in their own games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:47:59 No.33677694 Report

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>>33677676
>spooky
>popplio
Pick one.
You can pick both if you're a Balliofag but that means you lost the starter war before it began.

>>33677685
You missed the 5 key anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:48:02 No.33677695 Report

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>>33677676
>owl griffin
>fire/poison manticore
>spooky clown
stop setting up every pokemon to evolve into random shit you want maybe you won't get disappointed next time you colossal homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:48:53 No.33677700 Report

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>>33677692
Fuck off shit taster, Serp and Wott are cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:49:21 No.33677705 Report

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>>33677694
5 is pretty bad too, but playing Gold again made me realise how much I hate the Gen 2 starters

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:52:14 No.33677716 Report

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>>33677676
I really don't get where the idea of Popplio being scary and evil came from. It just looks like a happy, cute cartoony sea lion to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:52:51 No.33677718 Report

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>>33677692
Serperior is the best though her stats are mediocre

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:54:38 No.33677726 Report

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>>33677676
>Popplio could have been a cool spooky clown bro
Why is Popplio randomly just a clown when the other two are based on mythical beasts of greek myth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:57:19 No.33677737 Report

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>>33677726
>two are based on mythical beasts of greek myth?
based on TC's theme Popplio would just remain a siren like Primarina.
Maybe a bit more vicious and manatee like and less tranny sea lion like

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:57:49 No.33677740 Report

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>>33677726
Mermaids and sirens are mithical creatures from greek myths

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Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:59:06 No.33677748 Report

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>best set of starters since Gen 4
>evolves into the worst set of starters ever
We all lost the starter war.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 13:59:20 No.33677749 Report

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>>33677676
this is the first time none of the starters appealed to me. and i did try, but ended up boxing every single one of them. what happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 14:01:57 No.33677766 Report

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>>33677676
Are they? I didn't really notice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Sep 2017 14:04:11 No.33677774 Report

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>>33677726
Balliofags are still browsing this board like ghosts waiting to jump off the bushes and start shitposting making sure everyone knows how much they hate GF for not making their ugly shitmon a real pokemon
Autism is one hell of a drug

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