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>Tsareena is'nt humanlike
>Alakazam, Hypno, Electivire, Magmortar, Volbeat, Illumise, Spinda, Cacturne, Infernape, Lopunny, Lucario, Toxicroak, Mienshao, and Pangoro are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 18:18:16 No.34352542 Report

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>>34352357
I'd say more like living blobs of solid psychic energy concentrated into a shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 18:21:11 No.34352565 Report

Quoted By: >>34359712

>>34352344

I just realized that female bug looks like ribrianne

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 18:21:29 No.34352573 Report

Quoted By: >>34353672

Think the same person designed these lmaoo

You think in gen lll they started letting anyone and their sister design new pokemon, long as you had connections, like jesus fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 18:36:05 No.34352716 Report

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>>34352352
>blemmyes
>not human like

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Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 20:27:25 No.34353643 Report

Quoted By: >>34353848 >>34354818

>>34352344
Could a Pokemon in the human-like egg group get a human pregnant? And vice versa I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 20:30:49 No.34353672 Report

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>>34352573
>Ariados and Shuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 20:51:37 No.34353842 Report

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>>34352344
Why the fuck is spinda in there? It's a tiny panda

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 20:52:00 No.34353848 Report

Quoted By: >>34353867 >>34354742

>>34353643
I want a Lopunny to breed over and over again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 20:54:37 No.34353867 Report

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>>34353848
Maybe the Pokemon in the human-like egg group can in fact reproduce with humans and that's why the group exists, not because these Pokemon simply look similar to humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 22:42:29 No.34354742 Report

Quoted By: >>34354811 >>34354955 >>34355415

>>34353848
Lopunny are like 3 feet tall, if you tried to fuck one you would probably really hurt it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 22:48:48 No.34354811 Report

Quoted By: >>34355932 >>34355968

>>34354742
*unzipps micropenis*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 22:49:58 No.34354818 Report

Quoted By: >>34354854 >>34354882

>>34353643
Humans can impregnate all pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 22:53:40 No.34354854 Report

Quoted By: >>34355759

>>34354818
how to impregnate a roggenrola? pls respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 22:57:01 No.34354882 Report

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>>34354818
Can all Pokemon impregnate humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:05:30 No.34354955 Report

Quoted By: >>34355078

>>34354742
Pokemon are much more durable than humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:19:18 No.34355078 Report

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>>34354955
I still think that would be very uncomfortable and hurt it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:23:20 No.34355118 Report

Quoted By: >>34356306

>>34352445
Incineroar isn't in the human-like egg group!! That's the biggest WTF since Gen 7 pokemon being slow AF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:49:56 No.34355415 Report

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>>34354742
They're actually almost 4ft tall

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Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:31:50 No.34355759 Report

Quoted By: >>34359434

>>34354854
Just insert

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:54:23 No.34355932 Report

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>>34354811
Oh my

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:58:34 No.34355968 Report

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>>34354811
On one hand, you wouldn't harm your Lopunny. On the other, your Lopunny would probably make fun of your tiny cock and not let you fuck it until you present it a real cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:45:37 No.34356306 Report

Quoted By: >>34356337

>>34355118
Well, Litten and Torracat don't seem humanlike, and egg groups seem to be applied to the entire line rather than by each stage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:49:22 No.34356337 Report

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>>34356306
That probably explains why Tsareena isn't human-like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:51:45 No.34356360 Report

Quoted By: >>34356495

>>34352519
Egg groups are applied to entire evolutionary lines, not to individual mons, you retard. All the mons you listed look more human than Tsareena anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:15:44 No.34356495 Report

Quoted By: >>34356655

>>34356360
Spinda does not look more human than Tsareena in any way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:37:43 No.34356655 Report

Quoted By: >>34356687

>>34356495
Maybe we're thinking of different Tsareenas.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:41:32 No.34356687 Report

Quoted By: >>34356701

>>34356655

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:43:10 No.34356701 Report

Quoted By: >>34356729

>>34356687
So you're just blind then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:46:35 No.34356729 Report

Quoted By: >>34357613 >>34359996

>>34356701
How the fuck can you think the panda on the right looks more human than the humanoid plant hoe on the left

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 03:31:31 No.34357076 Report

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>>34352416
Do not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 04:46:37 No.34357613 Report

Quoted By: >>34358809

>>34356729
It is made of human stuffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 09:11:40 No.34358809 Report

Quoted By: >>34358895

>>34357613
They are not made of semen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 09:51:27 No.34358895 Report

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>>34358809
What Pokemon is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 10:25:51 No.34358983 Report

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>>34352387
Living fleshlights

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 12:28:17 No.34359363 Report

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>>34352344
>Jynx
>Postive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 12:42:25 No.34359434 Report

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>>34355759

That's its ear, creep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 13:50:32 No.34359712 Report

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>>34352565
Somehow I hate it more

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Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 14:32:44 No.34359897 Report

Quoted By: >>34360024

>Monster fox-goat thing is considered more human than a Gardevoir.
>A fucking firefly is considered more human than Gardevoir.
>A cactus is considered more human than a Gardevoir.
>A drunk stubby limbed red panda is considered more human than a Gardevoir.
>My mom's anthropology panda bear is considered more human than Gardevoir.

Can we all just take a minute and realize that this makes no sense. Even if we do except the explanation that the Gardevoir line are apparitions, or physical embodiment of emotional energy, or soft fleshly boneless chunks of flesh kept upright by psychic energy. How in the is a firefly and a drunk red panda in the human like egg group?

Also I'm still mad Oranguru and Passimian aren't in this group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 14:49:39 No.34359996 Report

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>>34356729
Tsareena starts up as Bounsweet who is a circular fruit, plantmons often aren't in the human egg group. Spinda and Pancham are anthrophomorphic pandas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Dec 2017 14:53:20 No.34360024 Report

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>>34359897
Gardevoir is simply less human than it appears.
Like a slug wearing a skin suit. Probably some relation to the Gengar, Dusknoir. Gourgeist or Reuniclus families

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