>deleting my postsrude
>>34561464>>34561495>>34561924but the offer is actually serious, no joke
I'm sure you'll agree it'd be pretty weird to continue to make such a strange, specific offer when there's other, more suitable stuff I could be posting if I really wanted to shit up the thread
if any of you want to even just discuss it with me, I made a throwaway email you can reach me at - make your own throwaway if you're concerned about privacy:
[email protected]I know what I'm asking for is all sorts of messed up, but think about it, it's essentially free money for you just for some light roleplay! I'm totally OK with paying to fulfill my niche fantasies, so you don't even have to feel any guilt in accepting it, 'cause you'd be making me very happy in doing so. hopefully the same will be said about you, and we could even make it a regular thing if it all goes well!
just come and talk to me, and we'll work something out. that's all I want
I'll gladly pay you in whatever form of currency you're comfortable in accepting. or if you'd prefer gift cards, a 4chan pass, or whatever, that's totally okay as well!
or, if you just don't want payment, I can donate it to a good cause - it's completely up to you
believe me, my intention isn't to shit up wooper threads, it's just I firmly believe this is where I'm most likely to find what I'm looking for. I know you're holding back for some reason, which is sad, so all I'm asking is for you to email so we can discuss things
I really don't want to carry this all over into next year's wooper threads, so let's just get it all over with this year, yeah? it'll save us both trouble, since hopefully you've noticed my persistence by now
if you *are* holding back on emailing me, then please let me know why? if there's something you aren't comfortable with or want to ask before you reach out, then please ask me, I want to do whatever it takes to make you feel at ease
I really, really do want this. please consider it before I kms
