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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 07:32:21 No.34579279 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34579283 >>34579352 >>34581641 >>34582767 >>34582831 >>34582854 >>34583121 >>34586855 >>34588344 >>34588502 >>34589898 >>34594068 >>34594071 >>34594401 >>34601249

>Very High Jump Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>180bp, 80 acc
>If the user misses, they lose 75% of their health

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 07:33:31 No.34579283 Report

Quoted By: >>34579313

>>34579279
>Highest Jump Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>200 bp, 70 acc
>If the user misses, they automatically faint.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 07:39:03 No.34579301 Report

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>Super Hyper Mega Ultra Supreme Ultimate Jump Kick Blanco
>Fighting, Physical
>--bp, .00000000000001 ac
>If it hits, every lifeform in this universe will ascend to the 7583rd dimension
>if it misses, the big crunch will occur

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 07:41:30 No.34579313 Report

Quoted By: >>34579399 >>34579481

>>34579283
>To Go Further Beyond Jump Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>500 bp, 50 acc
>If the user misses, they automatically lose the match

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 07:45:27 No.34579322 Report

Quoted By: >>34579329

Both Jump Kick and High Jump Kick make you lose 1/2 health. A realistic Very High Jump kick would have a 160 BP and 85% accuracy, losing half HP upon miss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 07:48:41 No.34579329 Report

Quoted By: >>34594433

>>34579322
Fuck off nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 07:51:18 No.34579342 Report

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>crouch kick
>70 bp 70 acc
> If the user misses he heals 35% of his health

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 07:53:12 No.34579352 Report

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>>34579279
>not a jump kick
>fighting, physical
>80 BP 100 Acc
>if this attack misses nothing happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 07:59:55 No.34579369 Report

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>low jump kick
>fighting, physical
>50 BP 0 Acc
>if this attack misses, the user loses 25% of their health

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:03:57 No.34579377 Report

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>Really, Very High Jump Kick
>Fighting, physical
>300bp, 30 acc
>User faints upon connecting this move

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:08:06 No.34579388 Report

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Boosted Jump Kick
BP: The sum of the BP of a random teammate's moves
Acc: 90 minus the chance of missing of each move that teammate knows other than Boosted Jump Kick
On miss: Faint that teammate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:13:11 No.34579399 Report

Quoted By: >>34579406

>>34579313
cropped porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:15:31 No.34579406 Report

Quoted By: >>34579419

>>34579399
yes sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:17:17 No.34579412 Report

Quoted By: >>34582134

>JK and HJK both make you lose 50% of your house despite one clearly being more risky than the other

a true game freak classic ™

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:18:38 No.34579419 Report

Quoted By: >>34579429 >>34579430 >>34579517

>>34579406
sauce please?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:19:57 No.34579421 Report

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high kick
>fighting, physical
>1 bp, 100 ac
> It inflicts greater damage on taller targets.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:22:00 No.34579429 Report

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>>34579419
It's an edit of a crop from a still from a flash porn parody of a nickeledeon cartoon pilot that was never made into an actual show

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:22:00 No.34579430 Report

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>>34579419
I don't know about that particular picture but what I DO know is that it's based off of Zone's Modifuckers flash.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:34:38 No.34579473 Report

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>High Jump
>Normal, Status
>By jumping in the air, the user gains full immunity to Ground-type moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:37:11 No.34579481 Report

Quoted By: >>34579496 >>34579520 >>34581691 >>34582028 >>34582873 >>34601730

>>34579313
>ASCENSION KICK
>1000 BP, 10 acc
>If this move fails to connect, the user is released from its owner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:39:55 No.34579492 Report

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>Tunnel Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>50 bp, 80 acc
>If the user misses, they heal 25% of their health

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:40:28 No.34579496 Report

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>>34579481
>[pokemon] kept going and... kept going... and kept going...!
>[pokemon] never returned to [player].

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:45:01 No.34579517 Report

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>>34579419
It's a hentai animated in the same style of my life as a teenage robot and such. That "Oh yeah cartoons!" Type of animation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 08:46:03 No.34579520 Report

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>>34579481
Holy fuck that'd be nuts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 18:46:27 No.34581641 Report

Quoted By: >>34582880 >>34589984

>>34579279
>You can [not] Jump Kick
>Fighting, Status
>0% Acc
>If it connect we evolve and become one with God, if not, all returns to nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 18:52:31 No.34581691 Report

Quoted By: >>34581710

>>34579481
>Skill Swap No Guard
>If your opponent has no Ghost, you win

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 18:54:32 No.34581710 Report

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>>34581691
weedle used extreme speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 18:59:56 No.34581749 Report

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>Kick
>50 BP
>If misses the user is embarassed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 19:01:18 No.34581766 Report

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>No Jump Kick
>60 BP, -- ACC
>This attack cannot miss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 19:36:12 No.34582028 Report

Quoted By:

>>34579481
>Requiem kick
>-bp, 40 acc
>if the move misses, your save file is deleted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 19:51:14 No.34582113 Report

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>Silence of the Kicks
>- BP, 50 Acc
>If it hits, you get warped to the credits. If you miss, the cartridge ejects, launches back into the game box and teleports back to the store you bought it from

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 19:56:59 No.34582134 Report

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>>34579412
So that's where the upstairs went

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 19:58:00 No.34582147 Report

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>Rider Kick
>500 BP, 100 Acc
>Can only be used when the foe's health is red

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 20:02:14 No.34582188 Report

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Groin Kick
50BP 90 Acc
Power triples vs male targets
Inflicts infatuation vs female targets

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 20:41:47 No.34582457 Report

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>Dangerous capoeira kicks
>25 bp, 95 acc
>Can hit up to 10 times in a row, if it misses the user faints and the next pokémon have to wait one turn before performing a move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 21:30:25 No.34582767 Report

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>>34579279
>50/50
>Ice, Physical
>50 base power, 85 accuracy

If this move hits deal double the damage, ingoring defense stat. If this move misses then the user loses 50% of their hp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 21:40:10 No.34582831 Report

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>>34579279
>1 cm Jump Kick
>10 BP, 110% accuracy
>If the user misses, they lose 1 HP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 21:43:32 No.34582854 Report

Quoted By:

>>34579279
>Jumpsuit kick
>fighting status
>every fighting move after this raises sp.def and def

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 21:44:38 No.34582861 Report

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>Infinite Jump Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>If this move hits, you win the battle instantly, you win all future Pokemon battles for the rest of your life, and you win all competitions of any kind for the rest of your life, in games or in the real world
>5% accuracy
>If the user misses, the player has a heart attack and dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 21:45:58 No.34582873 Report

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>>34579481
will this fix no guard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 21:46:51 No.34582880 Report

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>>34581641
>You can Jump (not) Kick
>fighting, -bp
>1% accuracy
>if it hits, revive a fainted pokemon and knock out the opponent. if it misses, causes an explosion that destroys the world and leaves you in a coma in space for 14 years

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:03:51 No.34583006 Report

Quoted By: >>34602264

>Dirt Kick Hi-Jump
>5 BP, 80% Accuracy
>If this move hits, launch into the air and dodge an attack too I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:05:35 No.34583011 Report

Quoted By: >>34587823

>Short Hop Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>80 BP, 95 acc
>If the user misses the L-cancel, they have to recharge for one turn

bonkbonkSUPREME !xs255Og7dU

bonkbonkSUPREME !xs255Og7dU Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:06:17 No.34583017 Report

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>Gyrating Balls 180bp 90acc Normal
>Fails if user isn’t male, infatuates user if misses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:10:46 No.34583047 Report

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>Beyond The Stars And Into The Heavens Kick
Fighting, Physical
??? BP, 99 Acc
>Any Pokemon hit by this move will be removed from the game
>If the user misses, Jimmy Hoffa appears with a message from the future
>WWIII has broken out because Pokemon became real
>They are being used to kill people, Charlie
>Only you can stop them, Charlie
>Jimmy Hoffa reveals that you are actually the soul of a ibis trapped within a human shell, as to hide you from the dark ones
>But now they have found you
>Jimmy Hoffa turns to you
>"It's time, Charlie."
>You jump on the Hitmonlee and soar into space
>Beyond time and reason
>To see the face of God
>They will sing your name
>"Charlie! Charlie!"
>"Cum in my mouth!"
>You did it, you saved the world
>Stop holding on
>Seek help for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:12:53 No.34583066 Report

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>Reality-warping Jump Kick
>fighting / physical
>90 bp, 70% accuracy
>If it misses, it activates Trick Room instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:16:28 No.34583105 Report

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>Hop kick
>5BP, 80% acc
>User hops and tries to connect a kick, if it fails your save is deleted and you're encouraged to reconsider your life choices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:17:50 No.34583118 Report

Quoted By: >>34593124

>Jump
>Normal, Physical
>0bp, 100 acc
>the user jumps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:18:16 No.34583121 Report

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>>34579279
>Tapu Lele's new Z-move: Completely Shattered Psyche
>Defeats entire opponent's team instantly
>Erases his save game
>Steals all money from his Nintendo eShop account
>Makes his 3DS expode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:48:14 No.34583259 Report

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>Kick
>50 BP, 95 ACC
>Physical
>It just fucking kicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2017 22:48:59 No.34583264 Report

Quoted By: >>34588359

>"Hi" Jump Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>The user says "Hi" to the opponent, which raises their happiness by 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 02:16:10 No.34584731 Report

Quoted By:

high bump kick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 02:26:25 No.34584822 Report

Quoted By: >>34586819

>High
>Psychic, Status
>The user takes drugs. It has a 5% chance of badly poisoning the user.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 02:28:25 No.34584843 Report

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>Confuse Ray
>Ghost, Status
>Confuses Rayquaza, fails against any other opponent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 02:32:06 No.34584864 Report

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>High Kick
>Poison, Physical
>BP 60, Acc 80
>User takes out a bong, takes a hit, and blows it into the opponent's face, and then kicks them. If the user misses, lose a quarter of your health. 30% chance to poison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 07:11:23 No.34586767 Report

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Saving this thread from dying. It's actually good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 07:15:29 No.34586780 Report

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>High Jump
>Base Power: 80, Flying Type
>The user jumps really high
>It's literally Bounce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 07:24:25 No.34586819 Report

Quoted By:

>>34584822
So 95% of the time it does nothing? That's just silly.
How about;

Stimulant. Fighting, Status. Raises Attack and Speed 2 stages.
Psychedelic. Psychic, Status. Raises Sp Att and Speed 2 stages.
Depressant. Psychic, Status. Lowers speed by 2 stages. User takes 1/3 damage from all attacks.
Deliriant. Psychic, Status. User becomes confused. Randomly raises 2 stats by 2 stages, and lowers 2 other stats by 2 stages.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 07:33:15 No.34586855 Report

Quoted By: >>34588326

>>34579279
>Negative Jump Kick
>-15 accuracy
>-150 bp
>Literally have to use accuracy boosts for it to even have a chance of hitting
>hitting heals the target

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 07:52:12 No.34586973 Report

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>Hi Jump Rick
>Base Power: Equal to your IQ
>Accuracy: 5 points lower than your IQ (preferably less)
>the user turns into a pickle, says WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB, and has all of their reddit posts upvoted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 09:33:42 No.34587450 Report

Quoted By:

No Jump Kick
>Ground, Physical
>User slides along the ground and kicks the opponent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 09:39:41 No.34587471 Report

Quoted By:

>Kick from Far Away
>150 bp, 100 accuracy
The user takes a turn to get a running start before attacking. If they get hit before the attack connects they flinch. Think Focus Punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 10:34:18 No.34587606 Report

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>Kick
>40bp, 100 accuracy
The user kicks the opponent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 11:59:42 No.34587780 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 12:20:29 No.34587823 Report

Quoted By:

>>34583011
Underrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 12:28:56 No.34587847 Report

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>Self Kick
>Phighting Fisical
>40bp, 101 acc
>The user kicks himself and confuses the opponent, then his parents put him in the special classes at school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 12:34:20 No.34587860 Report

Quoted By: >>34588481 >>34594064 >>34594451

>Pumped up Kick
>100bp 90acc
>increased priority but slower than bullet type moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 13:25:56 No.34587982 Report

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>Un-Jump Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>130 BP, 70 Acc
>The user digs a tunnel and kicks the opponent from underground. If the user misses, they lose 25% of their health and are trapped underground for a turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 13:32:28 No.34588000 Report

Quoted By: >>34588045

>High Jump Punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 13:33:32 No.34588003 Report

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>Hi Nig Kick
>120BP, never misses
Only works against dark-type opponent that's under confusion , poisoned or burned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 13:34:21 No.34588009 Report

Quoted By:

>High jump punch
>If user misses their wrists break and physical moves will do 50% damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 13:45:25 No.34588045 Report

Quoted By:

>>34588000
>what is shoryuken

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 14:47:42 No.34588222 Report

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>one punch
>300bp, 100% acc
>fighting, physical
>the user obliterates the target and all other opponent pokemon winning the battle instantly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 14:54:17 No.34588251 Report

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>HIGH JUMP KEK
>420BP 69 Accuracy
>If the user misses, the opponent will laugh at him, take his picture, post it on /vp/ and he will be a meme for the rest of his life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 15:15:51 No.34588326 Report

Quoted By:

>>34586855
- N E G A T I V E D A M A G E -

Choroy

Choroy Sun 31 Dec 2017 15:22:00 No.34588344 Report

Quoted By:

>>34579279
>UNIVERSAL JUMP KICK
>Fighting Physical
>-bp, 33% ACC
>takes two turns
>ignores Barrier
>The user jumps so high that he flies far away into the universe and comes back later from the other end
>Upon hitting it KOs the opponent instantly, and the shockwave also KOs the next Pokémon the opponent sends out.
>If the move fails, the user lands on the wrong foot, knocking himself and his next ally out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 15:27:28 No.34588359 Report

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>>34583264
I actually thought that was the difference between Jump Kick and HiJumpKick as a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 15:54:09 No.34588481 Report

Quoted By: >>34594064

>Pumped-Up Kick
>250 BP, 50 acc
>If it hits, the user's speed and priority are maximized for the rest of the battle. If it misses, the user isn't faster than a Bullet Punch and fucking dies as a result.
>>34587860
Dammit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 15:59:42 No.34588502 Report

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>>34579279
>intradimensional jump kick
>dark matter/physical and special
>∞ bp 100 acc
>the user is too edgy for this diemnsion, so it takes a run-up from another dimension to kick his opponents ass. upon return, it destroys the space time continuum which results in a complete change of all physical laws. no one can predict the possible outcome befoe using it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 17:11:20 No.34588848 Report

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>This is the best thread i've ever seen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 17:14:03 No.34588864 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 17:20:27 No.34588902 Report

Quoted By: >>34590003

>High Jump Kek
>1337 BP, 69 Acc
>If the user misses they are teleported to The Barrens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 20:36:50 No.34589898 Report

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>>34579279
this is the only shitpost thread that should exist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 20:53:16 No.34589984 Report

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>>34581641
>the foe's medicham missed
>it just keeps tumbling down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 20:55:42 No.34590003 Report

Quoted By:

>>34588902
>Not 420 BP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 21:00:56 No.34590049 Report

Quoted By:

>no jump kick
>60 BP
>never misses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 21:04:37 No.34590083 Report

Quoted By: >>34593965

>Fuck you
>Fucks you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 21:05:30 No.34590092 Report

Quoted By:

>Jump
>200 BP
>user jumps up for 2 turns, during which time it is invulnerable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 21:07:18 No.34590102 Report

Quoted By:

Low fall punch
-130 bp, -90 acc
If this misses the user gains 50% of their health

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 21:32:14 No.34590309 Report

Quoted By: >>34592733

>White Jump Kick
>10 BP 50ACC
>The user attempts to use the small amount of taekwondo they learned yesterday to settle a schoolyard dispute
>Lowers the users defense by 2 stages
>Glasses-type hold items are broken if the move misses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Dec 2017 22:40:17 No.34590896 Report

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>Thousand Kicks
>Fighting, Physical
>90BP, 100ACC
>This move hits Ghost types and subjects them to Fighting and Normal damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 02:18:51 No.34592667 Report

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>Spoopy Jump Kick
>Fighting/Physical
>30ACC
>The user puts all their force in one kick to force out the opponent's skeleton. The opponent faints instantly if it hits.
>Spoopy skeltal takes opponent's place in battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 02:29:30 No.34592733 Report

Quoted By: >>34592898

>>34590309
>nigger jump
>Jamal attempts to jump the fence to escape "da pigzzz" and falls on his face instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 02:30:10 No.34592738 Report

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>Skip Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>10bp, 100 acc
>User becomes female

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 02:58:16 No.34592898 Report

Quoted By: >>34593031

>>34592733
>"da pigzzz"

what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 03:19:10 No.34593031 Report

Quoted By:

>>34592898
Cops

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 03:35:43 No.34593114 Report

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>High
>Status 95acc
>The user starts messing with unknown substances, ending up rasing a random stat. Can poison the opponent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 03:37:24 No.34593124 Report

Quoted By:

>>34583118
holy shit why did this get me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 03:46:06 No.34593180 Report

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>Hay maker
>100 acc
>50 BP
>100BP if the target tries to attack (sucker punch)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:06:19 No.34593965 Report

Quoted By:

>>34590083
Most Pokemon already know this move but they only use it at daycare

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:17:57 No.34594035 Report

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>sky jump
>90bp, 90 acc, flying
>user flies up into the air turn one, becomes semi-invulnerable
>user attacks second turn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:23:38 No.34594064 Report

Quoted By:

>>34588481
>>34587860
Doubles only

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:24:49 No.34594068 Report

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>>34579279
>High Bump Kick
>Fighting, Physical
>120bp, 90 acc
>If the user misses, every thread except their own gets bumped

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:26:41 No.34594071 Report

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>>34579279
>High Trump kick
>Fighting, Physical
>180bp, 80 acc
>If the user misses, they have to pay for the wall

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:28:30 No.34594076 Report

Quoted By: >>34594084

>Jump Jump
>Normal, Status
>Everything is to the back with a little slack, Cause inside-out is wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:30:42 No.34594082 Report

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>High Jump Tick
>Joltik leaps up at incredible heights, then falls on the face of its opponent, causing them to flinch and become paralyzed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:32:29 No.34594084 Report

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>>34594076
>Jump! Jump!
>If not used within 1.3 seconds, user will instantly faint

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:35:44 No.34594099 Report

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>nuke kick
>if it connects, create gigant explosion that will knock out the next pokemon as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:43:36 No.34594144 Report

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>EXTRMSPD
>900 BP ALWAYS HITS, GOES SO FAST IT HITS 2 TURNS BEFORE IT'S USED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:45:35 No.34594153 Report

Quoted By: >>34594215 >>34594408

>Crotch kick
>Dark, 50 BP
>Always NVE on females, always SE on males
>Voice moves won't work for the duration of the match

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 06:57:34 No.34594215 Report

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>>34594153
>all these posts assuming that a woman being kicked in the groin doesn't do anything
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 07:32:24 No.34594401 Report

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>>34579279
>Very High Jump
>Fighting-type version of Fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 07:34:12 No.34594408 Report

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>>34594153
>NVE on females
You and the others that posted the same thing are fucking retards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 07:41:24 No.34594433 Report

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>>34579329
YEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!! DAB ON EM PEPE DAB ON EM!!

YAH YEET YAH
YAH YEET YAH
YAH YEET YAH

W0000000000000T!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 07:45:12 No.34594451 Report

Quoted By:

>>34587860
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 09:44:35 No.34594849 Report

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>LONG kick
>1% chance to hit
>many bp
>dark
>if it hits, the pokemon who used it's leg will extend at a high velocity until every pokemon in the opponents party has also been kicked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 16:43:09 No.34596418 Report

Quoted By: >>34598399 >>34600104

>cuck kick
>15bp, 40% accuracy
>if it hits, user gets paralyzed and another random pokemon in the user's party faints

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2018 21:41:40 No.34598399 Report

Quoted By: >>34600104

>>34596418
>If the Pokemon's shiny form is white, they get turned into a shiny and vice versa
>If the Pokemon is male, the damage is doubled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:05:00 No.34600104 Report

Quoted By: >>34600366 >>34601242 >>34601258

>>34596418
>>34598399
Does Zygarde really need ANOTHER signature move?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 02:48:54 No.34600366 Report

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>>34600104

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 03:07:20 No.34600504 Report

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>High Jump
>jumps up high

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 05:10:19 No.34601229 Report

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>Nuclear Explosion
>Normal, Physical
>500 BP 100 acc
>The user k.o.'s itself, and damages it's entire own team 1/8th HP, the opponent's defense is halved permanently before calculating damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 05:12:27 No.34601242 Report

Quoted By:

>>34600104
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE TRAINER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 05:13:26 No.34601249 Report

Quoted By: >>34602151

>>34579279
>I have no kick and i must jump
>Fighting, Physical
>19BP, 67 acc
>if conects the user take over the human race, if misses become a bad videogame

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 05:14:41 No.34601258 Report

Quoted By:

>>34600104
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE TRAINER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 06:59:54 No.34601730 Report

Quoted By:

>>34579481
Death kick
2000 bp, 5acc

If miss, DS releases charge as electrical shock and kills you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 08:55:10 No.34602143 Report

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>charge kick
>80 bp, 75 accuracy
>if the user misses they lose 25% of their max hp
>if the user hits they lose 12.5% of their mx hp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 08:57:55 No.34602151 Report

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>>34601249
is this how USUM was made

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 09:22:21 No.34602208 Report

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How about just kick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jan 2018 10:02:27 No.34602264 Report

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>>34583006
This is the funniest thing I've read today. I need some spice in my life.

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