Champ's new year's resolution is to be as shredded as BaraKahn allegedly is. Give champ six sets of workout routines to destroy the laziness of copypasters and stallfags in pokemon showdown. Hopefully zarel will take notice of champ's shredded body and cause his servers to tremble in awe.
workout routines:
dogars.ml gym locker room mirror selfies:
showderp.booru.org previous year's bulking cycle:
>>34714515 current gym-goer: BadChamp !GyKYTd6HHo
instructions for new year's resolutioners who just went to the gym for the first time:
https://pastebin.com/X9LrfJER for fucks sake read it and lurk a bit before nagging
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i'll go tomorrow... i promise...
BadChamp !GyKYTd6HHo
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champ got weedle and quit
BadChamp !GyKYTd6HHo
Anonymous
>>34716698 >giving yourself a lando instead of weedle You got the weedle for being shit
BadChamp !GyKYTd6HHo
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oh hey op's webm is from a muscle fetish website
BadChamp !GyKYTd6HHo
BadChamp !GyKYTd6HHo
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>>34716728 what're you gonna do bitchboy
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>>34716633 That pic is gross and disgusting, OP
BadChamp !GyKYTd6HHo
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mami circular !/227gTI/pM
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>>34716823 icy wind mr mime with ass vest
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bulk up power trip krookodile
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mami circular !/227gTI/pM
mami circular !/227gTI/pM
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mami circular !/227gTI/pM
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>>34716914 wrong link champo
mami circular !/227gTI/pM
mami circular !/227gTI/pM
mami circular !/227gTI/pM
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Omg that guy's thighs... mmmmm
mami circular !/227gTI/pM
Anonymous
SINCE WHEN DO THEY LOCK FOR THAT SHIT LUL
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>>34717084 for years
also this board is 18+ go back to twitch
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>>34717124 Lucario named Frysinger
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a sentret named cuter furret
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>>34717124 eat sleep balk v2 named after any game of thrones character
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moltress with weakness policey agility, burn up, hurricane
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>>34717124 your favorite pokemon of your least favorite type
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>>34716809 >>34716820 bruh look at this dude
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>>34716633 Anyone got the uncensored vid? OwO
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Anonymous
could some anons post some cute and comfy c:
Roxle !GHp/dogars
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defensive staraptor
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quiver dance wormadam-sandy
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something that breaks the mold
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hello champ i would like to give you cupkek!
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defensive tapu keko
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Mega Altaria with DD/Facade/Roost/Cotton GUard
Anonymous
if servers are truly fucked we can play boardgameonline in the meantime
Roxle !GHp/dogars
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>>34717592 you and me and ht eothers, roxle-chan
Anonymous
>>34717592 >who is we? >>>>we fuck off
Roxle !GHp/dogars
>>34717612 >>who is we? >>>>>we >fuck off >>>>>fuck off get out
Anonymous
>>34717623 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>get out go back to plebit xD
Roxle !GHp/dogars
>>34717673 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>go back to plebit xD relocate yourself to 9gag
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>34717740 no im playing uno
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>>34717683 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>9 gag lole, go back to 4chan
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what is showderp's favorite linux distro?
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>>34717935 what the fuck he's short for a monster salesman
ruse !EYKy91CbT.
!2OAqYIXWfI
>>34717971 no the server is broke im still champing
ruse !EYKy91CbT.
!2OAqYIXWfI
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>>34717986 fingers crossed it works champ
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Noctowl @ Leftovers
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>>34718023 >suggesting please stop confusing other people :(
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another snips, this is ag now
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Gliscor @ Toxic Orb
Anonymous
OT: PkHex (Chansey) @ Eviolite
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spicy !ADvtdyb1dU
Anonymous
least used mega-mon called "morphmon"
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>>34718177 Mega Altaria with Cotton guard / facade / roost / dragon dance
not a blue guy !AwS2HAAqWg
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toxapex with haze recover scald and baneful bunker
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>>34718218 fuck off realstupidname
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>>34718177 master of skill>>34718183 no way to perform passive or active damage 0/10>>34718184 fucking chansey/10>>34718188 fucking sableye/10>>34718189 such a lovely meme>>34718191 okay>>34718193 S-RANKgee champ how come your suggesters give you three megas
>>34718218 nice
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>>34718244 your name is stupid
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>>34718250 your face is stupid
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>>34718189 >>34718188 hello suggestors could i get permission to use the normal versions of these mons and not megas
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>>34718259 you have permission to suck my dick lol
Anonymous
spicy !ADvtdyb1dU
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>>34718259 suggester here use rhyperior instead of sableye
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>>34718259 suggester here use whatever you want except for uh anything that isnt specs weedle
spicy !ADvtdyb1dU
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ok fine champ can use this instead
http://dogars.ml/set/1236 !2OAqYIXWfI
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>>34718259 suggestor here you have my permission to use the weedle version of any mon
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>>34718443 you dropped your trip champ
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>>34718554 new champ, i got us epic people through shit servers
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
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I want you to use log nogger
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>>34718582 drain punch mimikyu
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Toxapex @ Black Sludge
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Anonymous
>>34718589 This one but I didn't get a chance to pretype it
ROULETTE ROCK (Gigalith) (M) @ Red Card
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def
Brave Nature
- Explosion
Anonymous
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
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kawaii ant (Durant) @ Eject Button
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>>34718597 start WINNING with this great mon!!!
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x days in whale anuse (Wailord) @ Leftovers
Anonymous
Pick one:
JUST !SHjzCSZsqE
Me or something that can OHKO max hp def and spdef landorus
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Cacturne @ Red Card
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LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
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>>34718597 >Shiny: Yes >>34718909 Use the set
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
Anonymous
hi im having a showderp slumber party who wants in?
Anonymous
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
Anonymous
is it just me or are newderp champs just really, legit unadulterated raw sewage. i mean really, just /rank any champ and 9/10 you'll see sub 50 gxe, sub 1200 elo. what happened to the actually good champs
Anonymous
>>34719110 Don't talk shit about champs if you don't champ yourself soyboy
Anonymous
>>34719110 because higher ELO champs tend to drop with showderp teams
also
>>34719451 Anonymous
>>34719451 lol if i actually threw yall a bone by champing i would probably be a top 5 champ of all time, then if we're only talking neoderp i'd be probably the best player to step foot as a champ in over a year. i have more gxe than everyone in the battle right now prob
>>34719460 yeah im not even asking people to champ at an actually high elo, just not have a losing record at 1000 elo, this shit isnt even hard
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
Anonymous
>>34719467 >says he's the shit >doesn't post a screenshot of his ELO /me dabs
Anonymous
>>34719484 i've been over 2000 elo more times than you've been over 1300, know your place
Roxle !GHp/dogars
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>>34719467 >>34719488 why don't you champ then dyxia
Anonymous
>>34719488 It's pretty easy to say that on a anonymous image board huh? Post proof or fuck off
Anonymous
haha I'm in the top 500 in a meme meta comfort me
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
Anonymous
>>34719498 lmfao i prob have the highest elo and gxe in the battle right now, i even decayed a bit so one of you might have a chance
>>34719508 top 500 is trash in every meta sorry
Anonymous
>>34719467 >just not have a losing record at 1000 elo from my experience the majority of champs are around 50/50 W:L and sub-50 GXE has always been common, unless you're doing actual laddering on the side
also, skill-wise champs haven't been significantly worse than they used to, i can't remember the last time someone failed to count rest turns
are you a roomfig? >>34719511 ban pressure
Anonymous
>>34719515 Ooooh your b8ing
Ebic !!!
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
Roxle !GHp/dogars
>>34719515 why don't you champ then dyxia
Anonymous
>>34719528 you can cope with that if you want but the fact is im better than everyone in the battle right now combined
>>34719527 that'd narrow me down to a short list of people so i wont answer
>>34719553 who is dyxia and who are you? take your trip off faggot
not a blue guy !AwS2HAAqWg
How do I boost my glicko o wise oneSeriously, I build a good team, and I strategize, but always lose to shit like misses
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>>34719467 It's the fact that the teams are just horridly put together. Going against full OU teams with pokemon in incredibly low tiers with bad movesets is going to be hard to win. Somebody who get get an elo of even 1800 could still get easily bodied with the teams i'm seeing you guys use right now.
You also never posted proof of your elo so i'm just assuming you're a troll now. Makes sense because you can't look at teams this bad and be like "UHHHH why aren't they winning"
not a blue guy !AwS2HAAqWg
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>>34719582 Fuck, I mean GXE
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Roxle !GHp/dogars
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>>34719561 why don't you champ then dyxia
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>>34719582 it pretty much just boils down to winning and winning consistently. i have literally a shitload of games and my gxe increases by like .1 each win if i play someone bad, more if i play someone with a gxe of like 87% and i win
not a blue guy !AwS2HAAqWg
Anonymous
>>34719561 >who is dyxia and who are you? so you're a newfag? that clears everything up
Anonymous
>>34719616 nah i joined in spring/summer 2013, im much much older than you probably
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>>34719561 >that'd narrow me down to a short list of people so i wont answer so you are then, good to know
Anonymous
>>34719620 >i joined in 2013 but i don't know who dyxia is yeah sure thing kid
Anonymous
>>34719627 looks like "dyxia" registered his account on march 4th 2014 which would make him a neoderp
Anonymous
>>34719638 >he thinks "dyxia" is the main account holy shit you CANNOT make this shit up
Anonymous
>>34719646 looks like the first mention of dyxia was on the same date as per the archive, your move?
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>>34719620 So you've been here since 2013 and don't know who dyxia is? Yeah ok neoderp
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>>34719666 >he doesn't know what the phrase "the main account" means how new can you possibly get lmfao
not a blue guy !AwS2HAAqWg
>Joined: Jul 12, 2017
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
not a blue guy !AwS2HAAqWg
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>>34719742 >Joined: Jun 29, 2017 >Joined: Jul 12, 2017 May, June, July.
nice meme
Anonymous
This thread is shit. People don't need fucking links.
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>>34719762 Retard. You were BTFO'ed last thread.
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>>34719762 >being upset over additional information "lurk moar" has stopped being a thing the moment even my mom'd dog grew aware of 4chan and archives were born, it's about time you learn to deal with it
Anonymous
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
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https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-690859836 EuropeanAirlines: HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST LIKE VEGETA FROM YUGIOH U LOST ASS KID
EuropeanAirlines: My mom is telling me kids is ass
EuropeanAirlines: Haha Vegetaaaa its over I activated Green eyes dragon
what a gem
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
new team. hope zarel is happy with his Showdown bucks.
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showtime (Hoopa) @ Lum Berry
Anonymous
Anonymous
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JUST !SHjzCSZsqE
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ME or a gen 3 OU mon with gen 3 set
Anonymous
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>>34719909 something minty
Anonymous
JUST !SHjzCSZsqE
>>34719912 I invented this set desu
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>>34719926 i invented YOU, showder
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
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LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
black sludge (Weezing) (F) @ Choice Specs
!!OeBKgodjdiN
Anonymous
urgh my ferrothorn friends
Anonymous
mega glalie or choiced glalie, only move is explosion
Anonymous
Anonymous
mega medicham hyper offense
Anonymous
a 184 days mon of choice to be annoying
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Jägermeister (Sawsbuck-Summer) (M) @ Leftovers / Groundium Z
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>34720167 looks like lenna from ff5
!!OeBKgodjdiN
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[Invalid choice] Sorry, too late to cancel; the next turn has already started
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>>34720145 I know I'm late but thanks for atleast posting the set, you quenched my autism there.
ridaz !vmzOZRA6Us
i fuck children. i admit it.
Anonymous
>>34720238 go fuck yourself then
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>>34720247 damn.... rekt...
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battle died :((
!!OeBKgodjdiN
LenWanTwo !!cruqGi8S1yi
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>>34720167 The reply
>>34720195 is correct. Isn't she just great? <3
Anonymous
everyone likes little girls, no one admits it though
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that guy shitposting about his elo and the guy being a fag about links type an awful lot like each other haha...
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>>34720375 i like little girls, but not in a lewd way, i like them in a brotherly way
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>bulky ice type (Regice) @ Leftovers
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https://files.catbox.moe/8jnuxf.mp4 hey guys check out my cool new keyboard :D
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>>34720677 >just missed it FUCK
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>>34720683 holy shit you're right. this is gonna be hilarious
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>>34720683 Niglet the Trapinch
!!OeBKgodjdiN
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who /smolteam/ here
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Sorry Roxle, I can't reply to you, I'm globallocked :^(
!!OeBKgodjdiN
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!!OeBKgodjdiN
!!8NhIY2/3uza
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mixed mega absol with ice beam and maybe a special fire attack if you want for ferro and friends
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MyAbusiveWaifu (Incineroar) (F) @ Normalium Z
Anonymous
Pyukumuku @ Leftovers
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defogger of your choice
Anonymous
>>34721090 >recover >get toxic'd by toxapex !!8NhIY2/3uza
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LittleBabyBoi (Squirtle) @ Focus Sash
Anonymous
>>34721095 this is the level of the average showderp poster. this, right here
Anonymous
>>34721153 what is the problem with the post?
!!8NhIY2/3uza
Anonymous
>>34721153 >>34721178 yeah, that's what i thought
Anonymous
>>34721235 shut the fuck up cuck
Anonymous
>>34721246 not an argument, but i'd feel stupid if i were you too
Anonymous
>>34721262 didnt i already tell you to fuck off
Anonymous
>>34721269 i don't think it'd be wise to listen to someone who makes dumb posts like you
Anonymous
>>34721272 know your superior cuck
Anonymous
>>34716633 fuck showderp stop making me horny! searching for vid as we speak
!!8NhIY2/3uza
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Anonymous
>>34721272 you sound like a massive retard dude fucking sad
Anonymous
>>34721281 >>34721299 look mom im samefagging
Anonymous
HURRRR DURRR NO POST LINKIES!!! MAKE NEWFAG LURK MORE. KEEP SHOWDERP SECRET A DURR HURR. POSTING LINKIES IN OP MAKE ME AN G ERY AND I EAT MY CRAYONS VERY ANGREYLY GRRRRR!!! NO POST POLL, FUCK OFF NOBODY CARES LOL!!! DURR HURRR IM SO RETARDED
Anonymous
>>34721305 not an argument
Anonymous
GOO GOO GA GAH GIVE ME LINKS WAAH WAAH I CAN'T DO THIS OR THAT WE GOTTA DESTROY IT BUT FIRST YOU SPOONFEED ME FIRST OK NOOO STOP TRYING TO STOP ME FROM FLOODING THE PLACE WITH MY FRIENDS STOP OPPRESSING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hehe oops i poop my diaper can you chage me pls
Anonymous
>>34721315 you havent presented an argument in the first place, but i understand since you realized you were wrong
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>>34721325 you sound like a massive piece of shit
Anonymous
HURRRR ME IDIOT AND MY OPINION MORE IMPORTANT THEN 20+ PEOPLE DURR HURRRR
Anonymous
BEEP BORP I AM
dogars.ml I CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT A LINK IN THE OP POST BECAUSE BAD PROGRAMMING BOOP BOOP STOP BEING A BLORP FAGGOT AND BOP BAP POST
dogars.ml IN THE OP POST
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>>34721349 fuck off and stop stealing american jobs, robocommie
Anonymous
!!8NhIY2/3uza
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>>34721358 >implying you arent Anonymous
>>34721297 OP here I didnt really have sauce... I just found the webm and found it hot.
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>>34721396 The sauce... is in your pants ;))))
!!8NhIY2/3uza
Anonymous
Pyukumuku @ Leftovers
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Anonymous
hm yeah how about uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let's see ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hydreigon
Anonymous
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banded metronome machamp
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>>34721416 are you fucking kidding me
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>>34721418 should have said machoke buddy
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Absol with high crit moves with superluck with scope lens
!!8NhIY2/3uza
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new fantasy bread. it may have a kinstone inside
>>34721473 >>34721473 >>34721473 >>34721473 Anonymous
HOWS THIS FOR SPOONFEEDING, HUH???
>>34721470 >>34721470 >>34721470 Anonymous
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>>34721481 hey i made an effort baking my bread :(((
