You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Decidueye and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beating me! And then you add Trannyseal to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Battle Royale, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Trannyseal KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Decidueye, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Battle Royale. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin', and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Battle Royale! Señor owl? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Battle Royale!
