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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 01:00:21 No.35330048 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35331322 >>35331329 >>35331407 >>35332776 >>35332797 >>35334137 >>35338274 >>35338939 >>35338997

Xurkitree is a circuit tree made of circuitry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 01:41:24 No.35330322 Report

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Darkrai is a Dark kurai made of dark kurai くらい

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 04:56:37 No.35331322 Report

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>>35330048
I really want to do the sex with Xurkitree~

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 04:59:14 No.35331329 Report

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>>35330048
AND?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 05:11:21 No.35331353 Report

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Sharpedo is a very sharp pedophile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 05:11:59 No.35331356 Report

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eevee is an eevee made of eevee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 05:30:15 No.35331407 Report

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>>35330048

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 05:32:28 No.35331414 Report

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>>35331322
Xurkitree is pure!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 05:36:06 No.35331421 Report

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Swinub is a swine fashioned into a nub

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 05:40:47 No.35331436 Report

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>>35331414
I know but I like the oddity of it all. Being loved on by an alien being over twice my size, I mean the thing could hold you in its hand while it plays with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 06:27:16 No.35331572 Report

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>>35331436
>A large Xurkitree picks you up, keeping you in the palm of its hand
>It takes pleasure in having you like that, thinking your small size is cute
>It runs a single finger over your head, petting your hair gently before getting more personal with it's stroking
C-Cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 07:13:21 No.35331749 Report

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>>35331572
That sounds wonderful. I would just be melting in its grasp with its strokes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 11:38:35 No.35332730 Report

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>>35331572
More please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 11:51:20 No.35332763 Report

Quoted By: >>35332801

Suicune in gen 3 made you want to commit suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 11:54:53 No.35332773 Report

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>>35331407
>no timbs
step up your meme game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 11:55:14 No.35332776 Report

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>>35330048
Actually, it's a wire tree made of wires, but I get your point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 11:57:06 No.35332780 Report

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Swanna is a swan made of Sodium

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 12:02:08 No.35332797 Report

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>>35330048
Wow, what took you so long to figure this out?
It´s obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 12:03:10 No.35332801 Report

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>>35332763
Gen 2, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 12:04:27 No.35332804 Report

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>>35332780
Ho-oh is used to clean toilets

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 15:19:57 No.35333649 Report

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>>35332730
>ywn be held in its hand, seeing it appreciate your size
>ywn have your hair pet lovingly, hearing your Xurkitree make soft, happy sounds
>ywn see the Xurk begin to get flustered, see it get more grabby
>ywn feel it run a finger down the front of your body, it stopping around your lower region, rubbing and massaging it passionately
>ywn feel it release light shocks from its fingertips to excite you, making your body tingle
>ywn look up to it, pleading it to continue these intimate actions

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 17:11:04 No.35334137 Report

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>>35330048
>no grass electric

still mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 20:10:51 No.35335051 Report

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>>35333649
Cute!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 20:14:52 No.35335076 Report

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Chansey is an image board from seychelles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 22:07:01 No.35335789 Report

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>>35333649
Holy shit...countinue please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 22:14:55 No.35335837 Report

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>>35333649
Wtf I love Xurkitree now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2018 23:44:12 No.35336402 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 03:01:31 No.35337534 Report

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>>35336402
Awe, I want to get hugged and fugged by Xurkitree! Preferably at the same time~

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 03:04:45 No.35337554 Report

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Seel is a seal that got the seal of approval and then sealed the deal with Spheal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 03:05:43 No.35337558 Report

Quoted By: >>35337566

>>35337534
>getting fugged by Xurkitree
Back off he's pure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 03:09:22 No.35337566 Report

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>>35337558
Probably why Anon wants a simultaneous hug and fug. He's pure but capable and probably very curious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 03:10:21 No.35337569 Report

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>>35333649

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 04:14:41 No.35337830 Report

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>>35337566
where would his dick be though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 04:19:49 No.35337849 Report

Quoted By: >>35337878 >>35340018

>>35337830
He could probably use a finger or two if we were being loyal to his canon design. If not, his legs come together to make a point so perhaps if he spread them, there would be a third 'wire' up there, kind of tucked away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 04:27:45 No.35337878 Report

Quoted By: >>35338173

>>35337849
So he could finger you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:39:30 No.35338173 Report

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>>35337878
He could, yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 05:42:48 No.35338185 Report

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>>35332801
Not that anon, but Gen 3 is right. In FRLG if Entei, Raikou, or Suicune used Roar on you, you would never be able to catch them on that file.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 06:16:26 No.35338274 Report

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>>35330048
What shit design. GF ran out of ideas years ago, how can anyone even deny this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 06:43:52 No.35338355 Report

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>>35338274
Because we are all not one minded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 07:19:16 No.35338440 Report

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>>35333649
I think he would find your reactions to his groping to be oddly comforting. He'd probably take pleasure in the fact that his little gestures can make someone moan for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 11:11:19 No.35338939 Report

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>>35330048
Xurkitree is a lovecraftian demon

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 11:21:23 No.35338976 Report

Quoted By: >>35338997 >>35339014 >>35341095

>>35338274
>people have been shitting on pokemon designs
since gen 3
>been defending them
>ultra beasts happened

Is that how other people saw those Pokemon? Every single Ultra Beast is disgusting to look at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 11:25:39 No.35338997 Report

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>>35330048
Xurkitree is GOAT
>>35338976
So desperate to shitpost whole post makes no sense
As always, 100% of genwars here are artificial and samefagged to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 11:29:48 No.35339014 Report

Quoted By: >>35339538 >>35339550

>>35338976
Except Ultra Beasts are fucking great, ESL samefag-chan, Xurkitree included and it's not even the best one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 11:34:44 No.35339042 Report

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>>35338939
correct

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 21:30:43 No.35339515 Report

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>>35331353
i need an adult

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 21:39:25 No.35339538 Report

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>>35339014
>ESL samefag-chan

???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2018 21:44:15 No.35339550 Report

Quoted By: >>35340930

>>35339014
Just goes to show that gen VII really did breed the stupidest fans. Not like anybody saw that as a shocker after Buzzwole and Pheromosa dropped, of course.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 00:56:42 No.35340018 Report

Quoted By: >>35341019

>>35337849
His legs do make a point and it looks like they can spread so that might not be too unbelievable. I'm down with that idea! What do you think it looks like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 03:59:37 No.35340930 Report

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>>35339550
>waah why are people still liking what I don't like, why can't they stop
UBs are great over a design, lore and concept standpoints, as most agree. You getting triggered over it is extra proof

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 04:28:37 No.35341019 Report

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>>35340018
Probably like it's other limbs but a singular wire appendage with a nice rounded tip

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 04:43:05 No.35341095 Report

Quoted By: >>35341109 >>35341131

>>35338976
To be fair, Ultra Beasts aren't supposed to look like regular Pokemon. They're still absolutely repulsive though. If their designs leaked before the game was released and the concept of Ultra Beasts wasn't announced to the public, every single person on /vp/ would shit on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 04:46:34 No.35341109 Report

Quoted By: >>35341135 >>35341169 >>35341171

>>35341095
I doubt it. Their designs look fine compared to other Pokemon we have, better even. They're interesting and not everything about what makes a Pokemon likeable is their appearance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 04:51:51 No.35341131 Report

Quoted By: >>35341171

>>35341095
The repulsive nature is quite intentional, but it doesn't excuse the sake for a design when most of them look subpar at best. Probably why they hired someone like Turner to brainstorm their designs in the first place. It's not like they were overwhelmingly accepted back in 2016, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 04:52:42 No.35341135 Report

Quoted By: >>35341208

>>35341109
>not everything about what makes a Pokemon likeable is their appearance
In a hypothetical scenario where all you have is their leaked designs and absolutely no other context, appearance is literally the only thing you have to judge. And seeing as they look nothing like Pokemon, the majority of /vp/ in this hypothetical scenario would think the Ultra Beasts are poorly-made fakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 05:00:15 No.35341169 Report

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>>35341109
Better as opposed to what, exactly? Overly panned designs or Pokemon that you have a genuine criticism for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 05:01:06 No.35341171 Report

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>>35341131
>I don't like something so they were subpar
Well shitposted m'lady, ruining a good thread I see.
>>35341109
Some could pass a normal weird pokemon too, while others could work as legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 05:14:08 No.35341208 Report

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>>35341135
Good thing we are not in that scenario

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 06:51:33 No.35341541 Report

Quoted By: >>35341546

>New Pokemon suck, UBs suck!
>I want to get fucked by Xurkitree!
Well, at least we have diversity here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Apr 2018 06:53:15 No.35341546 Report

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>>35341541
Second one is the OP, first one is the crossboard shitposter who never played pokemon but got b& from /v/ and needs to sperg somewhere. Not much diversity

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