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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 16:52:42 No.35488743 View View Reply Original Report

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What would you do, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 16:53:36 No.35488746 Report

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I don't have a stamen you dumb fuck I'm not a plant you retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 16:53:41 No.35488747 Report

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>>35488743
Take one of my flowers and show it my stamen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 16:53:46 No.35488748 Report

Quoted By: >>35488791 >>35488796 >>35488839 >>35495877

>>35488743
Show him my stamen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 16:57:17 No.35488776 Report

Quoted By: >>35489120 >>35503171

O N E
F O O T
T A L L

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 16:59:17 No.35488791 Report

Quoted By: >>35488796

>>35488748
die fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 16:59:53 No.35488796 Report

Quoted By: >>35488999

>>35488748
>him
this
>>35488791
die fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:05:43 No.35488839 Report

Quoted By: >>35489292

>>35488748
What if he wants to taste your stamen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:10:06 No.35488870 Report

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>>35488743
>mrmochi
Man, I love this guy's art

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:24:24 No.35488999 Report

Quoted By: >>35489194

>>35488796
>no u
good post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:25:47 No.35489008 Report

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>>35488743
Nut her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:38:36 No.35489095 Report

Quoted By: >>35489099 >>35489120 >>35503171

Roselia is one foot tall

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:39:44 No.35489099 Report

Quoted By: >>35489100 >>35495877 >>35503171

>>35489095
She's like a living fleshlight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:40:14 No.35489100 Report

Quoted By: >>35489106

>>35489099
That dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:40:57 No.35489106 Report

Quoted By: >>35489215

>>35489100
At least not in your case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:42:49 No.35489120 Report

Quoted By: >>35492802 >>35495877

>>35488776
>>35489095
It can just hug the dick and make use of its cute little mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:55:28 No.35489194 Report

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>>35488999
thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:56:22 No.35489199 Report

Quoted By: >>35495195

>>35488743
Will my 4 and a 1/2 inch dick be enough to please the rose?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 17:59:37 No.35489215 Report

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>>35489106

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 18:18:04 No.35489292 Report

Quoted By: >>35489312

>>35488839
Let him taste the stamen?

I don't understand what the issues is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 18:23:27 No.35489312 Report

Quoted By: >>35489636

>>35489292
the issue is you're not dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 19:19:00 No.35489636 Report

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>>35489312
That makes no sense.

You make no sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 19:20:38 No.35489646 Report

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Roselia is small enough that you can hide it in your pants. The potential for public yet hidden debauchery is limitless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 19:21:06 No.35489648 Report

Quoted By:

>>35488743
Roselia can fuck off to its box and never come out again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 21:31:29 No.35490617 Report

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>>35488743
>you will never have a qt Roselia and a qt Roserade

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 23:41:20 No.35491496 Report

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First I gotta get her to a better size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2018 23:47:35 No.35491527 Report

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fuck the one-foot-tall flower, obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 03:25:28 No.35492794 Report

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Get the fucking rake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 03:28:10 No.35492802 Report

Quoted By: >>35492846

>>35489120
I hope you enjoy pain anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 03:38:18 No.35492846 Report

Quoted By: >>35493399 >>35498359

>>35492802
I do actually but I would much rather have ball-busting than dick slivers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 04:46:23 No.35493197 Report

Quoted By: >>35495228

>>35488743
*gulps*
W-what's a.......stamen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 05:27:08 No.35493399 Report

Quoted By: >>35495124 >>35495383 >>35498359

>>35492846
If she's that naughty maybe she'll just go right for your nuts then to punish you for being a sick fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 05:27:51 No.35493403 Report

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Not until you've taken a Shiny Stone, missy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 14:15:29 No.35495124 Report

Quoted By: >>35495184 >>35495449 >>35498359

>>35493399
>Punish
Anon please that's hot as fuck I'd cum hard unless the thorns tear my sac open

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 14:29:58 No.35495184 Report

Quoted By: >>35495461

>>35495124
>unless the thorns tear my sac open
Hopefully it would to a degenerate like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 14:32:46 No.35495195 Report

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>>35489199
Woah

My dick is 4 1/2 as well.

I'll pick roserade over Roselia anyway but beggers can't be choosers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 14:41:50 No.35495228 Report

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>>35493197
I hope this is bait but the plant equivalent of a penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 15:24:04 No.35495383 Report

Quoted By: >>35495449

>>35493399
>maybe she'll just go right for your nuts
That would actually turn me on since I want to be dominated by a girl much smaller than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 15:38:25 No.35495449 Report

Quoted By: >>35495480

>>35495383
>>35495124
Prepare to lose them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 15:40:26 No.35495461 Report

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>>35495184
They probably secretly like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 15:46:07 No.35495480 Report

Quoted By: >>35495687 >>35495775

>>35495449
>Prepare to lose them
I mean even if my scrotum was ripped open I wouldn't necessarily lose my balls unless I was being held down by something and couldn't move

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 16:35:22 No.35495687 Report

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>>35495480
Mhm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 16:58:58 No.35495775 Report

Quoted By: >>35497057

>>35495480
Question is do you want to be held down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 16:59:31 No.35495779 Report

Quoted By: >>35495787

>>35488743
he has to show his first

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 17:01:42 No.35495787 Report

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>>35495779
die fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 17:17:07 No.35495877 Report

Quoted By: >>35495909

>>35488743
>>35488748
>>35489099
>>35489120
You people in this thread are just weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 17:23:48 No.35495909 Report

Quoted By: >>35497066

>>35495877
Nice twitter image, faggot. You should go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 21:12:08 No.35497057 Report

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>>35495775
He probably wants it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 21:14:20 No.35497066 Report

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>>35495909
kill yourself, human excrement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 21:15:15 No.35497071 Report

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>>35488743
U N M E I G A

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 May 2018 21:30:08 No.35497160 Report

Quoted By: >>35498121

where's that greentext lewd story about a Roselia? i know one of you faggots has it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 00:37:24 No.35498092 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 00:43:35 No.35498121 Report

Quoted By: >>35498314

>>35497160
Yeah, I can see that thing skipping up to someone, make them let down their guard and just ram those thorn infested flowers into their junk which would probably cause them to fall over, letting the devious Roselia have an even clearer shot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 01:23:58 No.35498314 Report

Quoted By: >>35498649

>>35498121
My balls ache from reading that, I want more. What would she do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 01:24:26 No.35498319 Report

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post roselia butt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 01:29:41 No.35498359 Report

Quoted By: >>35498383 >>35503035

>>35492846
>>35493399
>>35495124
Bitch what the fuck? It's cunts like you that kill the mood for people. God fucking damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 01:34:21 No.35498383 Report

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>>35498359
>ruin the mood
>wanting to stick your dick in something that one fucking foot tal
I hope you get the fate those anons are talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 02:20:56 No.35498649 Report

Quoted By: >>35502980

>>35498314
Thorns, vines, eventual castration

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Tue 08 May 2018 02:47:15 No.35498778 Report

Quoted By: >>35498914 >>35501148

>>35488743
I NAMED MY MALE ROSELIA STAMEN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 03:10:16 No.35498914 Report

Quoted By: >>35499593

>>35498778
That's nice. I'm sure it has a pathetic tiny one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 06:37:13 No.35499593 Report

Quoted By: >>35499687

>>35498914
Heh, not even an inch long

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 07:06:36 No.35499687 Report

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>>35499593
I'd like to make fun of its microscopic thing, may as well not even have it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 16:25:23 No.35501148 Report

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>>35498778
Hah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 21:43:06 No.35502980 Report

Quoted By: >>35503043 >>35503509

>>35498649
why am i getting hard from reading this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 21:51:46 No.35503035 Report

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>>35498359
How dare they bring their weird fetishes into a thread about fucking a foot-tall rose monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 21:52:32 No.35503043 Report

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>>35502980
You must want it to happen, don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 22:11:43 No.35503171 Report

Quoted By: >>35504246

>>35488776
>>35489095
>>35489099
I read that one greentext she can take it alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2018 23:05:17 No.35503509 Report

Quoted By: >>35504224

>>35502980
Do you want it to hold you down with vines, spread your legs and stand menacingly over your sack

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 00:59:03 No.35504224 Report

Quoted By: >>35504745

>>35503509
>stand menacingly over your sack
>I can't move
F-fuck...I might be scared about what it's thinking about doing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 01:02:15 No.35504246 Report

Quoted By: >>35504655

>>35503171

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 02:14:10 No.35504655 Report

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>>35504246
>time to taste it from the source
crazy how we perverts all think the same things and even use the same words for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 02:41:07 No.35504745 Report

Quoted By: >>35505114 >>35505362

>>35504224
>eventual castration
Well, it wouldn't break them right away, just hurt them really badly. Really really badly. All the while it laughs at how weak they are and enjoys how fun the experience is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 04:08:15 No.35505114 Report

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>>35504745
Ooh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 05:33:04 No.35505362 Report

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>>35504745
>just hurt them really badly
Now I'm thinking about how it has sharp thorns in its flower hands. What if it went full force with those right on a testicle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 05:36:39 No.35505369 Report

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P-post the pastebin

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