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>Work for Aether Foundation because I just like Pokemon and the money is pretty good.
>Shift about to end.
>My lanky nerd boss suddenly tells me that some high school drop outs are trying to steal some Pokemon.
>He doesn't bother calling the police. He just orders me to go do it.
>Explain to him my shift is about to end.
>He suddenly starts to go off about his position and how he is the most important thing to the Foundation.
>Says I'll be fired if I don't do it.
>Frustrated and tired but I just put up with it.
>As I'm about to leave he says hes coming with me to help.
>Have to spend 2 hours on the ferry with him.
>He won't stop talking the entire way there.
>Finally get there.
>Team Skull.
>Can barely understand what they're saying.
>I think they're trying to rhyme or some shit.
>About to battle them.
>Nerd boss says it's too risky for him to battle and expects me to fight a 1v2.
>Suddenly some 10 year old kid with the dumbest looking smile on his face walks up to us.
>Nerd boss then decides he wants the kid to fight.
>He tells me to fuck off and let the kid handle it.
>Team Skull somehow can't manage to beat the 10 year old.
>After the kid wins I make sure the Slowpoke is safe.
>I thank the kid and tell him good job.
>We head home
>Spend another 2 hours on the ferry with the nerd.
>Can't even sleep on the way there since he won't shut the fuck up.
>We finally get back to the foundation.
>The next day
>Notice co-workers laughing at me behind my back.
>Ask them whats going on.
>They say that the nerd mentioned how I had to have some kid do my job for me and save that Pokemon.
>The fuck.
>The nerd suddenly appears behind me.
>About to ask him what the hell kind of story he is spreading before he cuts me off.
>He goes on about how I've been under preforming and that I'm not suited for field work.
>He says I've been demoted and need to work hard to make up for it.
>Now I have to work behind a shitty desk giving directions all day.
>mfw