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Dearest Higher Being Glicanstoise,
I never believed in love at first sight, but then I saw your head of Arcanine. My heart skipped more than a few beats and I almost went into a coma. How are you able to be so amazing? I want to partake in sexual actions with you. I want you to plunge one of your cannons into my asshole and Tri Attack me a new one. I am having trouble typing because my hands are going numb at the thought of merely being in your presence. I am not worthy of knowing of your existence, Your Majesty, but if somehow you are able to grace me with my desires I vow to be your eternal servant. I want to be your slave. Boss me around, Boss. I want you. I need you. You are my only purpose in life. If you are unwilling to associate yourself with me I will understand it is the correct decision. You are the ultimate lifeform far above a mere mortal such as myself. You are unable to do any wrong. I will be waiting patiently and diligently for your response, My Lord. Respond upon your leisure.
Your #1 Fan and Admirer Always Ready To Be Summoned,
Anon
