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Gardevoir has a 50/50 gender split ratio

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 22:51:59 No.36519119 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36519139 >>36519183 >>36519189 >>36519196 >>36519235 >>36519287 >>36519712 >>36519788 >>36519911 >>36519914 >>36520159 >>36521042 >>36522310 >>36522352

And you can't escape it, pokefuckers, facts don't care about your feelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 22:53:34 No.36519130 Report

Quoted By: >>36519730 >>36521072

Gardevoir is shit regardless

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 22:53:47 No.36519132 Report

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I'm ok with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 22:54:36 No.36519139 Report

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>>36519119
That 50% can easy become 100% with PKHex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 22:55:28 No.36519149 Report

Quoted By: >>36519161

That's why you should love a genderless Pokémon instead. You will have no nasty surprises that way.

That's why I love Unown. All of them are just dildos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 22:56:57 No.36519161 Report

Quoted By: >>36519809

>>36519149
>implying that surprise is "nasty"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:00:34 No.36519183 Report

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>>36519119
Good thing that 50% is still 100% when I throw 100% of any male gardevoirs I receive into the fucking garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:01:35 No.36519189 Report

Quoted By:

>>36519119
>not wanting a qt gardevoir gf that happens to have a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:02:36 No.36519196 Report

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>>36519119
That means that more than 50% of Gardevoir are female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:03:55 No.36519205 Report

Quoted By: >>36519213 >>36519219 >>36519233 >>36520146

AMORPHOUS EGG GROUP

GARDEVUSSY DOES NOT EXIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:05:26 No.36519213 Report

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>>36519205
Neither does Garddick by that logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:06:03 No.36519219 Report

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>>36519205
It has a mouth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:08:18 No.36519233 Report

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>>36519205
YOU CAN'T FUCK SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST, FILTHY GAIJIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:08:42 No.36519235 Report

Quoted By: >>36519810

>>36519119
>Not realizing its in the AMORPHOUS egg group.
>Amorphous Definition: without a clearly defined shape or form.
>It can literally form whatever genitalia it wants to
>That means male Gardevoir can still have a pussy and working ovaries despite its gender.

Check mate trapfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:15:39 No.36519276 Report

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BLACK HOLE PUSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Sep 2018 23:17:55 No.36519287 Report

Quoted By: >>36523600

>>36519119
Ralts are 50% male and 50% female
They evolve into kirlia
Only males can evolve into gallade, so some of them do it because there are gallade in the pokemon world
So now you're left with 50% females and LESS than 50% males, that will become gardevoir
Ergo female gardevoir are more than males

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 00:27:28 No.36519712 Report

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>>36519119
Right, I see your point so far, and yet all my Gardevoir are female as male Gallade are a better use of male Kirila. So your argument is mute at best, since if this was the game, we would choose which path we would take anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 00:29:54 No.36519730 Report

Quoted By: >>36521072

>>36519130
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 00:37:10 No.36519788 Report

Quoted By: >>36522538

>>36519119
Human has a 50/50 gender split ratio and you can't escape it humanfuckers, facts don't care about your feelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 00:40:10 No.36519809 Report

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>>36519161
it makes me feel so good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 00:40:10 No.36519810 Report

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>>36519235
>raise male ralts to be highly masculine
>as a kirlia, convince it that it'll be a gallade
>evolve it into gardevoir in it's sleep
>rape
>release it once I notice he's pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 00:43:58 No.36519827 Report

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Ditto transforms into a Gardevoir with big boobs and a tight pussy between the legs like human pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 00:56:33 No.36519892 Report

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Humans have a 50/50 gender split ratio

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 01:00:06 No.36519911 Report

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>>36519119
Thanks Ben.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 01:00:37 No.36519914 Report

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>>36519119
>name is literally Sir Knight
>surprised when it can be male

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 01:43:04 No.36520146 Report

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>>36519205
She can fuck you with her mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 01:46:17 No.36520159 Report

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>>36519119
I feel like if gardevoir and gallade were in the same gen they would've just made gardevoir gender locked into female and gallade male

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 03:41:56 No.36521042 Report

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>>36519119
that's my fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 03:46:13 No.36521072 Report

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>>36519130
>>36519730
Both me. And I lied, she's perfect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 09:24:55 No.36522299 Report

Quoted By: >>36522310

Imagine being this delusional
Goddamn trapfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 09:27:24 No.36522310 Report

Quoted By:

>>36519119
Nice photoshop faggot.
>>36522299
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 09:42:24 No.36522352 Report

Quoted By:

>>36519119
>not going full syncrho with your gardebro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 10:54:55 No.36522538 Report

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>>36519788
BASED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 14:38:28 No.36523586 Report

Quoted By: >>36523603 >>36523816

These threads are always the same autistic statements said over and over again.
Can't we have a normal Gardevoir thread where we just post pictures of the best waifumon and talk about how great she is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 14:40:10 No.36523600 Report

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>>36519287
Give this anon a cookie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 14:40:26 No.36523603 Report

Quoted By: >>36523742

>>36523586
>she

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 14:42:03 No.36523620 Report

Quoted By: >>36523647

>2018
>liking girls
>not cute traps

why are you so retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 14:45:03 No.36523647 Report

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>>36523620
I like both.
But prefer boys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 15:02:51 No.36523742 Report

Quoted By: >>36523816

>>36523603
Of course it's a she, you moron. We already have Gallade being the male version, GF just keeps feeding you lies that there are male Gardevoirs, because they don't want you to fap to them.
Fucking idiots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 15:14:28 No.36523816 Report

Quoted By: >>36524053 >>36524165

>>36523742
>>36523586
>Stop arguing and just post gardevoir!
>Wait you said "she"
>Yeah, because Gardevoir is female! Also I want to fuck it!
My theory from a couple of threads ago still holds water, it seems. "Al.ways Fem.ale" fags just want to fuck a Gardevoir, they don't actually care about anything except how fuckable it is.

Well, news flash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm50aAyq5z8

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 15:50:40 No.36524053 Report

Quoted By: >>36524081 >>36524171

>>36523816
I don't want to fuck Gardevoir, I see her as way more than a simple cum sleeve that should please her owner.
It just makes no sense such a feminine design to be a unisex. We already have gallad for the male version, so it only makes sense for Gardevoir to be the female version.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 15:54:33 No.36524081 Report

Quoted By: >>36524164

>>36524053
Except it's not all that feminine, though- it's a mage in robes, not a woman in a dress. Hence the fairy-typing.

In fact, I'm willing to bet that if Kirlia (which literally wears a tutu- oh, and can evolve into Gallade) didn't proceed it and prime people's heads for "dress", and if Gallade weren't male-only, a lot more people would realize that it's just robes, not a dress.

...Also, the mega isn't doing it any favors, either, but I'm pretty sure that the one who made the Mega made the exact same mistake.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 16:10:01 No.36524164 Report

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>>36524081
>has feminine-looking hair
>has big feminine eyes
>wears a robe that looks just like a dress/gown
>ear spikes resemble a masquarade mask

Yeah man, totally a mage, a-amirite? H-Haha...

>Mega form literally gives her a wedding dress

H-H-Haha, yeah, i-it's just a mage, haha...

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 16:10:03 No.36524165 Report

Quoted By: >>36524210

>>36523816
Pic related was you, right? I've also noticed that this is the fourth time you've posted that video in just 10 days. That's a little much, don't you think? I'm always watching you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 16:11:08 No.36524171 Report

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>>36524053
>It just makes no sense such a feminine design to be a unisex.
but why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 16:12:19 No.36524178 Report

Quoted By: >>36524190

this is some slugfucker tier autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 16:14:08 No.36524190 Report

Quoted By: >>36524237

>>36524178
Nobody cares about your outdated memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 16:15:43 No.36524201 Report

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>>No.36524164
>Mega Gardevoir has a pair of erect tits

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 16:16:37 No.36524210 Report

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>>36524165
Okay, THAT'S some creepy stalker shit. Fucking hell. Yes, it actually was me.

As for it being the fourth time I've posted that video in 10 days... yeah, it is, because /vp/ is filled with a ton of gardefuckers who need to watch it.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 16:18:03 No.36524220 Report

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I agree, Trans People ARE Canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Sep 2018 16:20:33 No.36524237 Report

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>>36524190
you even REEE like slugfucker too.

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