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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:46:44 No.36755481 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36755531 >>36755604 >>36755691 >>36755718 >>36755725 >>36755989 >>36756102 >>36756165

Blue monkey does not deserve the hate the red and green monkey get

>MUH STATS THO

yeah it has shit stats ok fine but nowhere near as ugly as the others

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:50:04 No.36755498 Report

Quoted By: >>36755500 >>36755509 >>36755514 >>36755619

They're all the same flavor of shit.
All 6 of them were a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:50:42 No.36755500 Report

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>>36755498
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:52:20 No.36755509 Report

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>>36755498
yeah but why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:52:39 No.36755513 Report

Quoted By: >>36755521

Simipour is mommy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:52:45 No.36755514 Report

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>>36755498
fpbp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:54:17 No.36755521 Report

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>>36755513
based anon right here everybody
learn from this individual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:54:42 No.36755523 Report

Quoted By: >>36755532

I think Simipour is beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:57:16 No.36755531 Report

Quoted By: >>36755539 >>36755605

>>36755481
I want to use my tongue on his toes...and his cock!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:57:18 No.36755532 Report

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>>36755523
it just got shafted when it comes to the official art imo

like it looks fine in its models and fanart and everything but the official artwork just looks off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 02:58:54 No.36755539 Report

Quoted By: >>36755564 >>36755605

>>36755531
alright listen here bud

no

i dont care what the gender ratios are

no

pic related. life is pain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:03:07 No.36755564 Report

Quoted By: >>36755568 >>36755606 >>36755997

>>36755539
Why can't you imagine how cute he his as you suck his cock after a long, hard gym battle? You know he'd appreciate the pleasure as you rub his chest fur as well as his fur near his genitals. Then you start sucking on his monkey cock. You know it tastes good. Seeing him shake as his legs squirm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:03:43 No.36755568 Report

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>>36755564
cause im not a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:10:57 No.36755604 Report

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>>36755481
Used to run a Nasty Plot Salac sweeper back in gen5 & while never soloing teams, it's definitely the better of the 3 delinquents through typing alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:11:04 No.36755605 Report

Quoted By: >>36755615

>>36755531
>>36755539
>he
also fuck the gender ratios in pokemon. I get that the evolutions are based around the main starter gender but fennekin's evolutions are more female oriented while eevee's evolutions should be more equal instead of a 12.5% chance of female.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:11:28 No.36755606 Report

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>>36755564

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:13:22 No.36755615 Report

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>>36755605
exactly.
this is why i am still trying to get a shiny female of it and i have been hatching eggs( off and on mind you) since last year.

five males
my gender autism knows no bounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:14:34 No.36755619 Report

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>>36755498
fpwp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:27:56 No.36755691 Report

Quoted By: >>36755710

>>36755481
Also it's a sea monkey which is kind of clever, if it didn't come in a trio people would have really liked it I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:32:26 No.36755710 Report

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>>36755691
the other two do weigh it down

semisage is real meh and semisear needs to go on a diet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:33:55 No.36755718 Report

Quoted By: >>36755737

>>36755481
I liked Simipour a bit better when I realized its eyes are actually supposed to be open

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:35:12 No.36755725 Report

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>>36755481
Blind smurf is the only ugly monkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 03:36:40 No.36755737 Report

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>>36755718
yeah i noticed that recently too
its kinda weird but eh
i know why because its blind and all but still
really hard not to see it the other way though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 04:28:46 No.36755989 Report

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>>36755481
It was weird seeing their place in the polls. Prior to that, I had no idea the three monkeys were so unpopular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 04:30:19 No.36755997 Report

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>>36755564
You are mentally ill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 04:38:04 No.36756024 Report

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>>36755989
it is kinda sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 04:40:18 No.36756036 Report

Quoted By: >>36756046

Simisage is the best monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 04:42:11 No.36756043 Report

Quoted By: >>36756049

Someone post the gif where it blinks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 04:43:02 No.36756046 Report

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>>36756036
eh i can respect that
hell if they slimmed down semisear id be ok with it too
but blue is still the cutest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 04:44:17 No.36756049 Report

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>>36756043
yeah we all know it blinks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 04:51:38 No.36756080 Report

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honestly though i thought i would get a lot more people saying how god awful it was and it sucks at fighting and blah blah blah. /vp/ seems to really not hate it nearly as much as one would think. and /vp/ (and 4chan in general) usually hates everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 04:58:58 No.36756102 Report

Quoted By: >>36756112

>>36755481
You realise it's not making a happy face right? Those are white, soulless eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:01:09 No.36756112 Report

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>>36756102
yeah its blind
thats what its based of of
see no evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:13:23 No.36756147 Report

Quoted By: >>36756152 >>36756163 >>36756457

Did you know that the Simi evolutions represent giving into the “evils” of society

Simisage resembles a punk. Punks are known for excessive swearing. Swearing is the evil spoken

Simisear is meant to resemble a biker in a gang. The loud engines of the bikes is the evil heard

Simipour has puffy styled hair and a provocative “dress”. The reliance on vanity is the evil seen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:14:36 No.36756152 Report

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>>36756147
It is the pans that fallow the virtues

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:16:28 No.36756163 Report

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>>36756147
yeah, i knew that and its pretty cool

also if that dress and the cute hair are evil then whats the point in being good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:17:14 No.36756165 Report

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>>36755481
Blue Monkey is unironically one of my favorite Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:20:04 No.36756176 Report

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Fun fact: I loved Simipour so much when it was revealed, the only reason I chose Snivy was so that I would get the free Panpour from the NPC. And I soft reseted till I got a girl

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:25:11 No.36756198 Report

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>>36756165
As is mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:26:11 No.36756203 Report

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>>36756176
i wish you got the one your starter was weak to and not strong against, oshawatt was the best 5th gen starter imo but you get stuck with pansear

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:27:20 No.36756207 Report

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>>36756198

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:28:46 No.36756211 Report

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>>36756207
ill probably give those panpours away once i get a female

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:28:54 No.36756212 Report

Quoted By: >>36756216 >>36756268

I desperately want someone to make a walk cycling of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:30:19 No.36756216 Report

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>>36756212
it looks like its supposed to be break dancing or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 05:49:21 No.36756268 Report

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>>36756212

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:06:10 No.36756318 Report

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>>36756268
thats amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:49:50 No.36756430 Report

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>>36756268
I had a good laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:59:54 No.36756457 Report

Quoted By: >>36757134 >>36757947

>>36756147
Years back I was under the impression that the final evos for the monkey trio were some sort of homophobic portrayal of gays. Didn't help that they were associated with Cilan, Chili and the other triplet.

Seriously makes too much sense. The fire one is a flamer, the water one is a tranny and the grass one is a rugged otter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 08:51:11 No.36756742 Report

Quoted By: >>36757947

The monkeys are only hated because you get them early and they are some of the only fire/grass/water Pokemon you get early on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 11:52:13 No.36757134 Report

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>>36756457
I can't really say I see that one
Like I know Japan is supposed to be all gays are bad and whatnot but I to base a Pokémon off it just is asking for trouble that they really would not want anything to do with

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Mon 15 Oct 2018 15:21:10 No.36757947 Report

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>>36756457
>rugged otter.
Is this slang?

>>36756742
That's pretty silly, anon.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 20:08:00 No.36760221 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Oct 2018 20:20:49 No.36760372 Report

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>>36760221
Absolutely adorable

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Anonymous Tue 16 Oct 2018 03:50:48 No.36763787 Report

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