>>36847773Guy who posted this here.
Considering my husbando is Garchomp, it'd probably consist [/spoiler:lit]of waking up early, going about some of my business while he stays home. Getting home to a very excited Garchomp and have a nice dinner (Though I'd probably hand-feed Garchomp due to his lack of thumbs, though that'd lead to us being more intimate) before wrapping up in a blanket and watching the cooking channel to find more recipies Garchomp would like. Then we go to bed and snuggle up. Some days may include a nice stroking session, since Garchomp can't exactly jerk off on his own and humping pillows/the bed leads to a mess.[/spoiler:lit]
fuck why can't i have a garchomp bf
