I wish my fellow Absolfags weren’t all depraved furry faggots. Can’t we talk about how cool this Pokémon is instead?
>is basically a cryptid in a world of magic creatures
>deeper Pokédex lore than like 90% of the other Pokémon, typically found in areas relevant to each game’s big crisis
>not complete shit ingame or competitively
>like all the best Pokémon designs it has clear design inspirations but you can’t definitively say what animal it’s supposed to be; it’s a Pokémon
Stop lewding Absol you fucking fags.