>>37281298ALRIGHT TIME TO TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT HOW FUCKING GOOD OF A PARTNER ONIX IS
FIRST OF ALL ITS FUCKING GIGANTIC
>HOW BIG IS ITIF YOU LISTEN TO THOSE PEA BRAINED SCIENTISTS A WHOPPING 8.8 METERS (THAT'S ALMOST 29 AMERICAN FEET, AND ALL THEIR FEET ARE FUCKING HUGE) BUT THOSE ARE FILTHY COMMUNIST LIES, BECAUSE ONIX IS REGULARLY SEEN TO BE AS MUCH AS 4 TIMES LARGER THAN THAT
THAT MEANS YOU CAN RIDE IT
WALK IN THE SHADE UNDER IT
REACH HIGH PLACES WITH IT
SQUASH SMALL THINGS WITH IT
SQUASH LARGE THINGS WITH IT
IT DOES IT ALL
>DID YOU SAY 8.8THAT'S RIGHT THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING WATER BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE ONIX CAN DIG
CAN YOUR FUCKING GRASS DIG? TOO BAD BECAUSE ONIX CAN DIG AT 50MPH
HOLY SHIT, 50MPH? THAT'S 80KMH
THIS THING IS A FUCKING BOULDER CHAIN SNAKE TRAIN
AND THAT'S WHILE UNDERGROUND
THINK OF ALL THE PROPERTY DAMAGE
WHAT IS ANYTHING GOING TO DO WHEN A 30M FREIGHT TRAIN BEARS DOWN ON THEM AT 80KMH?
THEY'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE, BECAUSE YOU PICKED RIGHT
YOU
PICKED
ONIX
