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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:13:42 No.37488921 View View Reply Original Report

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Have any Pokémon you like been ruined because of their size

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:14:27 No.37488927 Report

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:14:59 No.37488932 Report

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>>37488921
no

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:16:26 No.37488937 Report

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>>37488921

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:16:57 No.37488941 Report

Quoted By: >>37489039 >>37490366 >>37490578

>>37488921
Yes, charizard and dunsparce are the same height, and emboar is only 5 feet 1 inch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:18:29 No.37488951 Report

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>>37488937

Is that short for a wrestler? I thought 5'11" was average for normal men?

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:21:37 No.37488966 Report

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>>37488921
I don't like furrets proportions compared to its size.
I'd prefer if it were a 3ft shouldermon and not 5ft tip to tail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa1Zn6XrDlM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:25:53 No.37488985 Report

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>>37488951
It's an alibi incels use to moan on the internet about their genetic inferiority instead of doing something to fix their shitty lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:39:05 No.37489039 Report

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>>37488941
NOT BASED EMBOAR NOOO

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 00:42:18 No.37489049 Report

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>>37488921
Not really, but I keep forgetting that Groudon is only supposed to be about 11 feet tall.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 02:02:38 No.37489495 Report

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>>37488921

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 02:09:46 No.37489530 Report

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>>37488951
admittedly wrestlers tend to be big, even cruiseweights

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 02:39:21 No.37489668 Report

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>>37488951
it's the average height of a japanese pro-wrestler

hell I even think it's above average

>>37489530
nigga do you even puroresu

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 02:40:24 No.37489675 Report

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>>37488921
>Being this autistic

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 03:59:57 No.37490105 Report

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>>37489530
>>37489668
nujapanlets and wwe's nxmeme flippy indy vanilla guys are shoot 5'7.
we don't have real men in the biz anymore beside Drew WolpacIntyre

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 04:15:46 No.37490193 Report

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>>37490105
but the 6 feeters are considered giants in puroresu, it's the five-sevens that are the average even in its heyday in the 90s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 04:18:06 No.37490210 Report

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I always believed feraligatr and blastoff where enormous because of that one epiaode with all the giant pokemon and then I realized every water type sucks except totodile and blastoise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 04:46:38 No.37490327 Report

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>>37488951
It's the 5'11 is manlet, 6'0 is chad meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 04:49:55 No.37490338 Report

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>>37488951
Wrestlers are fucking tall, usually around 6'0 and above (though some also tend to add a few inches to the wrestler's actual height)

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 04:54:27 No.37490366 Report

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>>37488941
Charizard is probably 7 feet like dragonite. Every animation of it suggests this
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/149.shtml

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 05:37:17 No.37490578 Report

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>>37488941
Fake and gay, Charizard is 5'7" and Dunsparce is 4'11" LONG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 05:40:16 No.37490591 Report

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>>37488921
No

Because with sprites, you can't tell relative size at all, and even the models fall into a specific range that leaves their actual size ambiguous

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 05:52:58 No.37490647 Report

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>>37490366
lol no its 5'7" manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 11:29:26 No.37491452 Report

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>>37490105
I knew wolfcuck was pathetic but this is just sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 11:32:33 No.37491461 Report

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>>37488921
Charizard, Incineroar, Kommo-o, Snorlax

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 11:56:21 No.37491530 Report

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>>37490647
Prove it without using (((pokedex))) information

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 13:45:00 No.37491805 Report

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>>37490366
I think charizard should be like 5ft makes it more cute

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 14:15:31 No.37491910 Report

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Reminder if you aren’t at least 32m tall you’ll be an incel forever.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 17:18:10 No.37492692 Report

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>>37488921
This how big I wanted Charizard to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 17:32:46 No.37492755 Report

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>>37488921
Kommo-o. I was all like "cool aztec-like dragon" the first time it was revealed, then I see it in battle and its a fucking midget at 5'03".

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 17:47:16 No.37492839 Report

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sorry people who want to be fucked by salazzle, she's a manlet 3'11

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:01:39 No.37493285 Report

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>>37492839
standing
blowjob
height

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:09:58 No.37493343 Report

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>>37492839
The totem one is like seven feet tall though. It's fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:11:28 No.37493353 Report

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>>37492839
>not being able to enjoy size differences
smaller male top is better though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:18:01 No.37493382 Report

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>>37490366
I think Dragonite is measured lengthwise from head to tail while Charizard is measured from head to feet to remain consistent with their pre-evolutions.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:30:47 No.37493437 Report

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>>37490366
>>37493382
Both head to feet. Used Typhlosion and Torterra to show the consistency in Pokemon with the same height. As a general rule of thumb, try to imagine the Pokemon in their t-pose and think of how you'd measure it then (usually the largest possible difference but some exceptions for ones with long arms), that's how all the models appear to be built.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:32:14 No.37493442 Report

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>>37488921
Tyranitar only being 6'7. The dex entries make it sound like Godzilla.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:44:57 No.37493501 Report

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>>37488921
>Nidoking is still taller than me
Phew!

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:51:45 No.37493540 Report

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I-I wanted Nidoqueen to be my big mommy.

>4'3"

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 20:11:26 No.37493599 Report

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>>37492839
That's fine, she's best to be cuddly with instead.
>wear an extra big shirt to bed because she likes to slip into it with you
>small, warm lizard slowly breathing curled up against your chest as she tries to convince you she's asleep
>she's betrayed by her tail that she keeps trying to poke into your pants

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 20:17:50 No.37493632 Report

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>>37493437
Yep. For example Stakataka's model is in its Refresh idle by default and that's how it's measured, making it 20something feet in battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 20:33:04 No.37493701 Report

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>>37490327
I thought these days even 6'0 is manlet.

I mean you check out /fit/ and they're declaring anyone under 12 ft manlets.

>>37488937
He's still taller than Charizard.

>>37493437
>>37488921
Torterra needs to be bigger.

Like... Bigger than Wailord if you ask me.

As far as size things goes, I've kind of accepted pokemon as relatively small, I mean, the name of the series is POCKET MONSTERS.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 20:41:01 No.37493734 Report

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>>37488937
OH NOOO NOOOOOO

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 23:34:30 No.37494721 Report

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 23:45:51 No.37494817 Report

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 23:47:08 No.37494827 Report

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>>37494721
>>37494817
Third is explicitly vore so I won't post it unprompted.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 23:52:16 No.37494862 Report

Quoted By: >>37495181 >>37496152

Did anyone think snubbull was this big?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 00:24:58 No.37495037 Report

Quoted By: >>37495057

>>37488921
There are tons, but what helps me get over it is thinking of the heights and weights as averages. I think the anime handles things nicely with the many size variations between each Pokemon species.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 00:29:05 No.37495057 Report

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>>37495037
One of the few good things that came from LGPE (that everyone can agree on) was confirming this to be the case in the games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 00:52:06 No.37495181 Report

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>>37494862
snubbull is 2' tall and 20 pounds it's not supposed to be that big

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Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 00:57:10 No.37495214 Report

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Height and weight on the pokedex might be based on the average of the species, maybe even based on a single specimen. You are all fools for taking it as absolute truth

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Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 01:53:55 No.37495538 Report

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>>37488921
game sizes aren't canon, only the anime sizes are

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Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 02:09:23 No.37495630 Report

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>>37495538
>only anime sizes are canon

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Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 02:53:02 No.37495912 Report

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Salamence being my favorite pokemon as a kid and then finding out it was 4'11 made me kinda sad that it was absolutely small. The mega kinda saved it though by a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 03:32:12 No.37496133 Report

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>>37495630
That Tentacruel was artificially enlarged in its episode, and isn't normal. Using it as an example for how big pokemon are is asinine.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 03:37:16 No.37496152 Report

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>>37494862
>>37495181
I think it's standing on something.

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