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Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:10:21 No.38118429 View View Reply Original Report

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Americunts who think this is how Scottish people talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:11:59 No.38118444 Report

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>>38118429
Everybody's retarded. Just post more cute and sexy shieldchan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:12:42 No.38118449 Report

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But it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:13:05 No.38118454 Report

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>>38118429
fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:13:07 No.38118455 Report

Quoted By: >>38118469 >>38118563 >>38118709

Prove it wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:14:48 No.38118461 Report

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>>38118429
That's way too articulate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:15:29 No.38118469 Report

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>>38118455
nobody likes americans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:16:08 No.38118478 Report

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>>38118429
>Tha' es not hau a' SEUUWWND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5kRW54Bbe4

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:16:09 No.38118479 Report

Quoted By: >>38118538

>>38118429
let them think that, the truth isn't funny anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:20:28 No.38118513 Report

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>>38118429
aye jobby din a willy I dinnae git tae fuckin' balls in ma bushty

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:20:50 No.38118520 Report

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>>38118478
CCAAAUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:22:30 No.38118533 Report

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>>38118478
Sorry, I'm not sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:22:36 No.38118536 Report

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>>38118429
They were doing cockney, not Scottish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:22:52 No.38118538 Report

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>>38118479
Funnier than this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:25:53 No.38118560 Report

Quoted By: >>38118602

>>38118429
that is kinda of how they talk tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:26:10 No.38118563 Report

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>>38118455
I can't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:26:23 No.38118566 Report

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>>38118478
>ALEXA! ...ya CAU!! Play--
>"Which device or contact do you want to call?"
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:29:21 No.38118602 Report

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>>38118560
I think I'd know what the people in the country I live in talk like

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:30:14 No.38118612 Report

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>>38118449
faethares

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:31:57 No.38118633 Report

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How did the Scots convince the world they were ultra-Aussies, when in reality they're ultra-Leafs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:38:48 No.38118692 Report

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>>38118429
Americans have a bad habit of combining Glaswegian and Edinburgh accents for some insane reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:40:40 No.38118709 Report

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>>38118455

"fuck a left ma pokeballs in ma room for fucks sake"

Is that what you wanted smartarse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:41:02 No.38118714 Report

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>>38118478
>not
*nauww'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:41:06 No.38118715 Report

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>>38118602
It's the opposite, actually. You've acclimated to the accent and the dialect so you can't recognize what it actually sounds like to the rest of the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:43:34 No.38118740 Report

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>>38118602
>in the country
A country doesn't have a single accent or mode of speech. There are at least three Scottish accents I'm aware of off the top of my head, and I've never even set foot on your soil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:43:47 No.38118743 Report

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>>38118602
you wouldn't. you could recognize whatever regional accents you don't have (nothern brits vs southern brits, example), but yours is internalized and made the norm.

I'm in the appalachian mountains, so instead of using your normal internal voice while reading this, supplant it with a crazy old man higgins in the mountain style voice and see how characterized it is.

haggis-suckers think everyone who lives in the mountains sound like that. can you believe it? fuck 'em. I know what the people in the area I live in talk like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:46:55 No.38118764 Report

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>>38118743
>I'm in the appalachian mountains
Got any good recipes for squirrel?

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Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:48:31 No.38118772 Report

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>>38118743
yank pricks like you are the worst. In fact I was imagining you speak like a californian dick eater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:50:42 No.38118794 Report

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>>38118429
Well, I guess if you don’t like it, you should go to Scottish 4chan which was founded by a Scottish guy, and has a whole bunch of Scottish people in it, who talks about Pokémon all the time. Oh wait it doesn’t exist so shut your faggot ass up fuck face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:53:35 No.38118817 Report

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>>38118764
HEE-DIGGITY, sure do! whatcha gonna want to do is pick out all that buck shot first, them a real tooth cracker. then you gonna wanna mare-ee-nawd it in a zip lock bag with some o dat garlic, chop up some green and white onion real fine, and the wet is some onions sauce boy howdy. make a pot of wild rice, mix in some peas and carrots, steam'at shit up until it's just undercooked to how you like it. pour it into a big pot with the critter meats and marinade, then let simmer for half an hour or so. make you a real good wild rice and squirrel stew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:55:07 No.38118828 Report

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>>38118817
That sounds distressingly like an actual recipe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:56:57 No.38118849 Report

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>>38118828
>buck shot is a giant slug, anon

there's a joke in there somewhere about exploding the animal as "pre-tenderizin".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:58:04 No.38118863 Report

Quoted By: >>38119143

>>38118849
>implying I don't know what buckshot is
It's everything else that worries me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 00:59:32 No.38118872 Report

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>>38118794
How about we go to....oh wait America is never getting a region after fagunova and its shitmon (the starters were less than a day of development, even they knew Unova is shit in development.) California is now apart of Canada and Nebraska as a new region. America is GFs laughing stock. Unovabortion.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:09:15 No.38118978 Report

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>>38118772
oh, well thank you. sadly I'm a pennsylvanian dick eater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:12:33 No.38119018 Report

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>>38118692
Because you sheep fuckers all sound the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:21:58 No.38119116 Report

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>>38118429
She's not scottish. The game is based on England. Wearing a scottish hat =/= scottish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:23:42 No.38119143 Report

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>>38118863
Probably is. Lot of hunters in those areas. Most of them eat what they kill. I've had squirrel before, the meat is kind of sweet and nutty, not really gamey. Basic, but it could work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:24:42 No.38119156 Report

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>>38118715
That's nice, except for the fact the vowels used in the OP are not part of scottish english

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:26:32 No.38119177 Report

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>>38119116
I know she isn't Scottish, but some people just decided that she "is" Scottish and the person in the tweet is trying to imitate a Scottish person.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:27:20 No.38119190 Report

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>>38118743
What the fuck did you say about norfers vs soufers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:28:17 No.38119200 Report

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>>38119116
And wearing a hibiscus flower hate does not make you a chicken but that didn't stop the Pokemon fanbase from doing their thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:29:20 No.38119210 Report

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>>38118743
Hey bro, slide me and Natty

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:32:42 No.38119247 Report

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>>38118429
Literally just change shit with shite and me with ma and it's accurate scottish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:33:29 No.38119254 Report

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>>38119210
natty can go to the hatfields, pbr is the nectar of the dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:36:39 No.38119308 Report

Quoted By: >>38119418

>>38119254
Ah, it’s treason then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:47:07 No.38119396 Report

Quoted By: >>38119413

>>38118429
i hate amerishits because of all this accent bullshit. they also don't understand what "based on" means.
>she is scottish
no she is not, she is from GALAR you fucking retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:49:02 No.38119413 Report

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>>38119396
Galar is based on great britain, where she lives is based on the geological area where scotland is, and her attire is typical scottish fashion (Tam o'Shanter, plaid socks, scottish accent, bagpipes)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:49:41 No.38119418 Report

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>>38119308
wanna feud about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:50:26 No.38119425 Report

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>>38118429
>brown eyes
Why did they chose to do this? Blue eyes are better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 01:58:26 No.38119498 Report

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>scorbunny porn
>they make it talk like a retarded scotsman, instantly killing my 4" boner
this feel

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Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 02:14:15 No.38119629 Report

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>>38119498
Staggeringly poor taste

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