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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:05:22 No.38148536 View View Reply Original Report

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You ruined her life, /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:06:01 No.38148542 Report

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>>38148536
She ruined her own by bring a shit rival

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:07:25 No.38148552 Report

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>>38148536
And that's a GOOD thing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:07:57 No.38148554 Report

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>>38148536
>that slut /vp/ retards love with making the shitiest threads ever made in this board
holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:08:07 No.38148556 Report

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>>38148536
I actually ruined Calem's life. They both deserve it for being shitters, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:08:34 No.38148558 Report

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It would have worked out better for her if she had just fucked me like I asked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:09:13 No.38148562 Report

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>>38148554
Imagine being this braindead.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:09:56 No.38148564 Report

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>>38148536
>Serena starts to cry after losing for the 20th time
>"A weak trainer with a weak spirit. How fucking fitting."
>"W-who are you to decide that?! I've come this far all by myself! That has to count for something!"
>"If it really meant anything, you wouldn't be bawling your eyes out like a child that didn't get her way. Face it, you're a fraud. A joke. You didn't even face the Elite Four."
>"You're wrong..."
>"Didn't anyone ever tell you to respect your superiors? I've only beaten you several times now, and THAT proves I'm better than you'll ever be! Bad girls like you should be punished for your badmouthing."
>punch
>"AAAAAHHH! No... stop..."
>"Oh, what's this? A Mega Ring? That sure came in handy when I crushed your Mega Absol with one hit. It wasn't even super-effective! Not that you'd know anything about type advantages."
>"Put it back! Y-you're going too far! Please, STOP!"
>"Mega Rings are designed to bring out a Pokemon's true potential! But what good is a potential if Pokemon are stuck with a weak trainer like you? Maybe it'd be better if someone else found it..."
>"Please... no, I'll do anything!"
>"You CAN'T do anything! You never could!"
>Serena jumps for the ring, but she's too late
>chucked in a river
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"Hahahaha! Cry all you want! It's gone, just with any hope you had of being a decent trainer. Just goes to show how weak you really are, Serena."
>"I hate you... I HATE YOU!"
>Tears pouring down her face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:11:31 No.38148575 Report

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>>38148562
if you defend shit like >>38148564, then you have serious problems

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:17:59 No.38148626 Report

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>>38148564

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:21:01 No.38148650 Report

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>>38148564

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:26:16 No.38148707 Report

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>>38148564
BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:30:21 No.38148745 Report

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>>38148564
>traumatizing Serena until she's a bitter, self loathing, and unstable wreck with anime villain lines
My dick is diamonds

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:37:48 No.38148795 Report

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>>38148564

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:40:07 No.38148817 Report

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>>38148575
To be fair, I just have a thing for girls who are severely emotionally damaged because their dependence on me ensures loyalty.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:51:02 No.38148918 Report

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>>38148817
God-tier taste. Girls with low self-esteem are the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:52:20 No.38148928 Report

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>>38148626
>>38148707
Did I miss this meme? What does Weevil have to do with this?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:52:39 No.38148930 Report

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>>38148817
>>38148918
good taste, but wouldn't wanna deal with that shit irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 18:53:43 No.38148940 Report

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>>38148564
Why did I get a boner?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:09:30 No.38149103 Report

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>>38148564
>"What are you doing to that girl."
>"What? Who the fuck are you?"
>"I said what the fuck are you doing to that girl?"
>"I-I don't need to answer to you. I'm the league champion, you're a nobody. Greninja, Hydro pump!"
>"Pikachu protect..."
>"HA! A fucking Pikachu? It's not even fully evolved! Did you even fucking breed it you casual?"
>"Pikachu, thunderbolt"
>"H-He's fast! Geninja NO!"
>"N-No, this can't be! I was s-supposed to win!? I should have won my Greninja was perfect!"
>"Strong pokemon? Weak pokemon? A truely skilled trainer wins with their favourites. And you weren't truely skilled."
>"No... How... Who are you?"
>"Name's Red, from Kanto. Now you better go swimming and get this girl's mega stone. Now."
>"Y-Yeah... O-Ok..."
>"Thanks, Mister Red. C-Can I please... You know... Travel with you? My name's Serena."
>"Heh, sure, if you want."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:11:46 No.38149120 Report

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>>38148564
I can't believe a drunkpost I made years ago is still around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:13:45 No.38149136 Report

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>>38149103
red isn't doing shit to my boy weevil. Nice fanfic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:16:07 No.38149160 Report

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>>38149103
>godmodding
This is why you don't have friends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:18:51 No.38149177 Report

Quoted By: >>38149321

>>38149103
>"Hey Red, protect THIS!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:21:22 No.38149199 Report

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>>38149103
FUCKING BASED HOLY SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:22:51 No.38149211 Report

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>>38148536
Playing as Serena was the superior choice since it made Calem look even more like a loser, just like playing May in ORAS makes Brendan look like some beta orbiter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:24:03 No.38149224 Report

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>>38149103
Honestly? You want my honest, truthful, 100% real opinion? Based and REDpilled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:24:50 No.38149232 Report

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>>38149103
based red

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:31:52 No.38149289 Report

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>>38149103
>"Can I.. you know... Travel with you?"
>"Heh, sure if you want."
>"I wasn't talking to you kind sir I was talking to that chad behind you"
Red looks behind him
>"G-Gold... w-what are you doing here?"
>"Heh, I just saw a fine looking trainer in need of a travel partner, any objections Red?"
>"N-no sir you can have her please just don't battle me again"
>"That's what i thought, cya later chump"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:33:10 No.38149300 Report

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>>38149103
Stfu faggot before I get gold to come down from that mountain and have his togekiss rape your little yellow rat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:35:00 No.38149321 Report

Quoted By: >>38149349

>>38149177
>>38149289
Is a man's worth measured by his pokemon's power in their world, or is someone with weaker pokemon who could kick the shit out of someone with superior pokemon still regarded as higher on the totem pole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:35:46 No.38149330 Report

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>>38148564
Now post the lewd ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:37:19 No.38149345 Report

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>>38148817
>ywn take advantage of an emotionally damaged Serena, making her completely dependent on you and becomes blind to abuse because she doesn’t want to leave you
I’m so tired of it all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:37:29 No.38149349 Report

Quoted By: >>38149382

>>38149321
Pokemon's power. Why fight when you have 6 healthy tyranitars who can do it for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:41:07 No.38149382 Report

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>>38149349
Why are Gyrados, Tyranitar and other destructive pokemon still allowed exist in the same world as pokemon? Why haven't governments extincted the wild population of these breathing war machines while also keeping some for themselves "just in case"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:42:20 No.38149394 Report

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>>38149382
>same world as pokemon
Same world as humans.
Oopsie poopsie. Also, how on earth are humans still alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:42:57 No.38149401 Report

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>>38148536
Literally the worst rival ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:43:47 No.38149409 Report

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>>38148564
what the fuck is wrong with this board & why is it so autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:44:32 No.38149418 Report

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>>38148564
Why does this satisfy me, because it's from a lewd right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:45:48 No.38149431 Report

Quoted By: >>38149453

>>38149382
Seeing as how easy it is to breed pokemon that would be like getting rid of all the guns in the U.S.
Completely impossible.
Besides no pokemon is evil they just do what there trainers tell them to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:48:39 No.38149453 Report

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>>38149431
>Extremely vicious and horribly brutal. Has enough destructive power to totally annihilate even a major city.
Maybe it doesn't like being known as the Atrocious Pokemon, but this sounds pretty evil to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:57:47 No.38149537 Report

Quoted By: >>38149565

>>38149453
Hmm this hypothetical world is kinda interesting.
What if some random guy found the azure flute in some destroyed ruins? What would the world do about that? Maybe each country would have some kind of legendary artifact they could use (Blue orb, rainbow wing, etc.) to summon legendary pokemon in case of war, kinda like nuclear missiles

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 19:59:50 No.38149559 Report

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>>38148564
>>38149103
>>38149289
>What's up, guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:00:43 No.38149565 Report

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>>38149537
Or maybe every government has made their own mewtwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:02:42 No.38149584 Report

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>>38148536
I make her the biggest champion ever in Kalos with all stars on the Trainer card an complete national dex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:04:47 No.38149601 Report

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>>38149103
Based
>>38148564
Mommy Issues Incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:06:01 No.38149612 Report

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>>38149565
Weren't the Elite Four the government and even they didn't know about Mewtwo or possess a Mewtwo-tier pokemon to protect their position?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:09:46 No.38149657 Report

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>>38148817
>>38148918
>>38148930
typical insecure weak beta males

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 20:59:28 No.38150201 Report

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>>38148928
Underages pls go
to give you your redpill suppository, the supposed pc is pulling weevil move by throwing her priceless secret weapon into the water, never to be seen again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 22:49:28 No.38151394 Report

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>>38148536
thats what she gets for not kicking me in the balls when she had the chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2019 23:05:09 No.38151606 Report

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>>38149103
>submissive 18 year old following 11 year old kid
hey kid wanna /ss/?

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