>>38196174>it looks like a twinkOh, sorry, I didn't realize deer were barely legal teenaged boys now.
>Arceus looks like an actual forest deity with its muscular physique and confident postureIt's a fucking ugly goat colored like paste with a random golden ring around its waist. Everything you just said applies to Xerneas.
>It's roadkillHow? Because it's red and black? Shocking revelation: Red and black are generally considered evil colors. It's a demonic bird. You'd have slightly more ground if you'd compared it to bacon.
>despite actually having jack shit to do with them.Solgaleo is called the emissary of the sun, "the beast that devours the sun," and radiates intense light that can make the darkest night look like day. Sound familiar? Hint hint: It's the goddamned sun. Lunala is regarded as emissary of the moon, "the beast that calls the moon," and can turn day to night. It's the moon.
>meanwhile the time deity subtly has a dial incorporated into its designNo it doesn't. Dialga has random metal spikes jutting out of its haunches, and a chestplate with a diamond embedded in it. Nothing about it says "time."
>while the space deity subtly resembles a space shuttlePalkia looks like a penis. Nothing about its design really says "space." You clearly don't know what "subtly" means.
