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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:20:09 No.38220295 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38220308 >>38220317 >>38220323 >>38220332 >>38220335 >>38220343 >>38220407 >>38220443

What are the chances I'll actually be able to go to the Pokemon world if I kill myself? Will it be an ideal version of it or am I going to be subjected to Game Freak's whims like some kind of ironic hell?
These are the things that keep me up at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:21:36 No.38220308 Report

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>>38220295
Anon no

Dont kill yourself for that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:23:12 No.38220317 Report

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>>38220295
nothing awaits you after death

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:24:01 No.38220321 Report

Quoted By: >>38220345

There's no afterlife, everything just goes black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:24:23 No.38220323 Report

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>>38220295
50/50

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:25:44 No.38220332 Report

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>>38220295
>What are the chances I'll actually be able to go to the Pokemon world if I kill myself?
Don't chance are very low, we don't even know what happen after

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:26:09 No.38220335 Report

Quoted By: >>38220344 >>38220376

>>38220295
You can not enter a world born only from someone's imagination. Delusion like this is what nearly killed me 4 years ago. If you need honest happiness that badly you can try what I did and find a church.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:27:51 No.38220343 Report

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>>38220295
There is as many possibilities of what happens when you die as there are universes in the many-worlds interpretation, so I wouldn't count on it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:28:02 No.38220344 Report

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>>38220335
>You can not enter a world born only from someone's imagination
>b-but heaven is totally real i swear it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:28:06 No.38220345 Report

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>>38220321
Not even that. You're n longer able to sense darkness, so enjoy rapping your head around experiancing the inexperiancable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:30:54 No.38220362 Report

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50 - 50. Either you will get there or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:31:14 No.38220365 Report

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>>38220344
heaven may not even be a place at all, only an idea of waiting for the new earth. It might just be the respawn timer screen after you eat it until God's new earth comes. Either way speaking from a real life perspective, it's far more likely to exist than pokemon

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:32:16 No.38220375 Report

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>>38220344

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:32:33 No.38220376 Report

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>>38220335
Except religion was also born from people's imagination back when they didn't have the means to answer questions which we can now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:33:08 No.38220381 Report

Quoted By: >>38220390

>>38220365
>Either way speaking from a real life perspective, it's far more likely to exist than pokemon
Evidence? Or is this one of those "well a lot of people think it's true so it's probably true"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:33:19 No.38220384 Report

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>>38220375
God I would love to kill Sabrina

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:34:38 No.38220390 Report

Quoted By: >>38220397 >>38220404 >>38220433

>>38220381
A whole lot of forces in the universe is being kept in check by something and we don't know what yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:36:34 No.38220397 Report

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>>38220390
I think it’s obvious that we’re just sims cherecters in some fucked up simulation video game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:37:17 No.38220404 Report

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>>38220390
So if God is real, and if you need to believe in God and Jesus in order to go to heaven, does God just hate Asians? They weren't introduced to the concept of Christianity for thousands of years. Did God just say fuck 'em and send them to burn in hell for eternity because he thought it would be funny or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:38:29 No.38220407 Report

Quoted By: >>38220422

>>38220295
If you're so curious go kill yourself and find out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:41:10 No.38220420 Report

Quoted By: >>38220434

>>38220404
that is a very complicated question, some like myself speculate you can spend your whole life denying him, it's only when He comes to you personally at fated death and he asks you, will you accept him. That is the time when it's decided where you're going. The Man's been shown to be pretty merciful butt hen there's the old testament but then there's the whole concept of time does not matter to him, the people he killed in the old testament could have been saved. Honestly the whole thing's just a huge mess. Theology debate aside, I'm just trying to give poor OP something to believe in because I have been where he is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:41:15 No.38220422 Report

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>>38220407
This is the best advice in this whole thread tbqhwy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:43:12 No.38220433 Report

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>>38220390
It’s called centripetal force you dumb fuck!

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:43:16 No.38220434 Report

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>>38220420

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:44:13 No.38220437 Report

Quoted By: >>38220444 >>38220453

>>38220404
>[Asians] weren't introduced to the concept of Christianity for thousands of years.
Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about m8. Christians were a thing in India by 200 AD. Read a history book.

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:44:21 No.38220439 Report

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>>38220433

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:45:02 No.38220443 Report

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>>38220295
Truck-kun has to visit you in the streets of Japan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:45:08 No.38220444 Report

Quoted By: >>38220479

>>38220437
Indians aren’t Asians

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:46:02 No.38220453 Report

Quoted By: >>38220471

>>38220437
You know humans didn't just spawn en masse when 0 AD hit, right?
Wait, how many years old is the earth according to the bible again? Like, 2100 years or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:49:13 No.38220471 Report

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>>38220453
>he fell for the Young Earth Christianity meme
The 80s called, they want you back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:50:28 No.38220479 Report

Quoted By: >>38220493

>>38220444
>Indians aren’t Asians

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:51:22 No.38220484 Report

Quoted By: >>38220556

Well according to the original bible, God's a dick and will send you to hell for killing yourself, but then they retconned him to being a loving kind soul, so who knows. Christianity canon is more obtuse than the MCU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:53:00 No.38220493 Report

Quoted By: >>38220513

>>38220479
That’s debatable India is obviously a subcontinent that is separate from real Asia and even if India is geographically in Asia Indians are not racially Asian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 06:56:37 No.38220513 Report

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>>38220493

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2019 07:08:04 No.38220556 Report

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>>38220484
>Christianity canon is more obtuse than the MCU.
God dammit, thanks for making me laugh before sleeping.

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