I want to break both of Togepi's legs but only on of its arms so it flops around aimlessly. Next step is putting its head in a vice. Getting a pair of pliers and pulling its tongue out. Release it from the vice, and watch it screaming and GURGLING in agony as it rolls around trying to find its tongue and put it back in. Once you get bored of it crush its shell with a pipe wrench. This is how it should be done.