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Detective Pikachu is shit

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:31:43 No.38462689 View View Reply Original Report

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oh no no no no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:33:21 No.38462702 Report

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>>38462689
This isn't video games. Mixed means it's okay which is about what I expected

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:35:31 No.38462723 Report

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>>38462689
Eh, isn't that pretty much a given for a movie? The games get the most attention, anime and movie second, and TCG is very much a niche in comparison.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:36:55 No.38462731 Report

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nah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:37:18 No.38462734 Report

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Prepare for all the shill damage control ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:40:40 No.38462752 Report

>>38462731
>One critic's 75
>Vs 18 critic's average of 50
hmmMmMMMMMMMMmmmMMMMMMmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:41:33 No.38462758 Report

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>>38462752
>One critic
Fucking moron

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:42:21 No.38462762 Report

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>>38462752
>reviews counted
>32

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:42:27 No.38462764 Report

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>>38462752
>One critic's 75
You're a fucking idiot right?

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:42:39 No.38462765 Report

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>>38462752
>One critic
retard

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:43:42 No.38462772 Report

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>>38462752
>>>>>>One critic's 75

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:44:06 No.38462779 Report

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:45:54 No.38462791 Report

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>>38462752
>One critic
Really?

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:47:17 No.38462799 Report

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>>38462752
>RT is one critic
Hoo boy we got a live one here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:49:55 No.38462815 Report

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>>38462752
I don't know anymore if /vp/ is stupid like that or if is just baiting.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:50:52 No.38462822 Report

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>>38462752
HAHA, KANTO!!!

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:52:27 No.38462832 Report

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>>38462752
put me in the screencap too

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:54:24 No.38462844 Report

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>>38462752
>Rotten Tomatoes
>One critic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:54:37 No.38462846 Report

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>>38462752
>>38462752
new game: troll or underage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:59:00 No.38462877 Report

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Y'all do realize most major critics out there are going to rate it super low because it doesn't appeal to them, right?

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 17:59:14 No.38462878 Report

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>>38462752
>RT
>one critic

Please...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:01:44 No.38462900 Report

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All the bad reviews are "what the fuck is pokemon"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:04:06 No.38462913 Report

Quoted By: >>38462930 >>38462931 >>38462933

So RT is just a collection of reviews shaved down to one percentage?
75% people found the movie positive, but a positive score to RT is probably 60/10. What's the point of RT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:05:25 No.38462919 Report

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>>38462877
Yeah we do realize that. All the rotten reviews but 1 are from actual male boomers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:06:50 No.38462929 Report

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We get it. Boomer Pogo critics went to rate the movie only to find out that they know nothing about the franchise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:07:24 No.38462930 Report

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>>38462913
RT is shit. The difference between rotten and certified Fresh is 15% so there's barely any room for middle ground. It should be 50% for rotten and 80% for certified fresh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:07:26 No.38462931 Report

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>>38462913
Just seeing what percent of people liked it. If 100% of critics think a movie is decent enough and is a 6 or so, RT gives it 100%, because 100% of critics like it. It does also aggregate the score, but that's less advertised.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:07:37 No.38462933 Report

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>>38462913
The point with RT is to bait people into thinking a shilled movie is good. 90% on RT could still be just 5/10.
It's jews at work, don't use it!

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:08:39 No.38462942 Report

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:10:29 No.38462963 Report

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>>38462752

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:39:05 No.38463137 Report

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>>38462689
>detective pikachu is shit
and water is wet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:40:09 No.38463144 Report

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>>38462752
does a single person on earth know how Rotten Tomatoes works?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:40:29 No.38463149 Report

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Sonic will have the last laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:41:21 No.38463157 Report

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>>38462900
and? a movie needs to stand on its own, if it just rides off the fame of the source material and RR its shit. Take green lantern for example.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:45:57 No.38463195 Report

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>>38462752
How!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:45:58 No.38463196 Report

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>>38463144
RT's rating system is shit anyways, so it doesn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 18:50:01 No.38463225 Report

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>>38463157
Unironically, and without trying to start shit, that's the reason behind not wanting to use Ash since they wanted the movie to stand on its own. though to be honest using Reynolds is a big fucking boost for the movie.

I wonder if a PokeSpe live action would have been more liked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:34:52 No.38463555 Report

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>>38462689
Early reviews are disney shills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:35:36 No.38463563 Report

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>>38463555
spotted the Universal shill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:36:27 No.38463573 Report

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>>38463563
So how much is disney paying you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:37:32 No.38463581 Report

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>>38463573
1 dollar for every retard that replies to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:38:07 No.38463589 Report

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>>38463573
I get paid by the letter

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:39:02 No.38463602 Report

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>>38462752
put my dumb ass in the screencap

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:40:27 No.38463609 Report

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>>38463144
I do. Aggregate site, tomatometer is just % of people who liked it, actual score of the movie is under More Info where it gives a number out of 10. I stopped trying to explain the whole thing to people at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:42:04 No.38463620 Report

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>>38462933
Not so much "bait" as it is that the masses don't actually know how to look at the full score. They don't hide it (or more like it was easier to see before) but the big graphic with big number is easy to quickly understand. RT is actually very useful, it's just not everything about it is obvious to people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:42:45 No.38463624 Report

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>>38463555
>>38463573
Don't turn this into the next Alita shit please. That was already embarrassing for them. We don't need that here. We just want a successful movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:49:53 No.38463677 Report

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>>38462752
I confused, why is he wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:50:55 No.38463683 Report

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>>38463677
>I confused
Im confused*
Man I wish the Abort button actually worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 19:58:28 No.38463750 Report

Quoted By: >>38464723

>>38463677
>>38463683
75% = a bunch of persons who voted, not just one. Even an idiot would know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 20:01:13 No.38463769 Report

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>>38463677
RT is an aggregate site of multiple reviewers, not just one.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 20:26:54 No.38463954 Report

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>>38462752
I really hate this board

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 20:35:30 No.38464027 Report

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>>38462752
>One critic

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 20:45:28 No.38464107 Report

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>>38462752
>>One critic's 75

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 20:49:47 No.38464136 Report

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>>38463624
>We just want a successful movie
Speak for yourself. Why would you want a shit movie to be successful? Have you seen the trailers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 20:52:37 No.38464151 Report

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I for one am happy this movie will flop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 20:54:38 No.38464162 Report

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>>38464151
Will you eat your Infinity War blu ray if the movie succeeds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 20:56:52 No.38464174 Report

Quoted By: >>38464894 >>38464993

I've noticed that Rotten Tomatoes uses mostly traditionally blogging sites and reviewers but doesn't account for YouTube reviewers. This leads to an interesting breaking down where almost all the reviews up on youtube are reasonably positive. I'm also guessing that YouTube channels for reviewing movies and game related stuff that are crossing over to this because its Pokemon are tending towards younger audiences that grew up knowing Pokemon and are less taken aback than what appears to be an older crowd on the traditional blog sites and such.
I'm sure DP isn't a perfect movie, but maybe a 7-8/10 the issue is that the guys featured on RT are literally too old to get Pokemon at this point, also possibly a little bitter about video games as a whole given how Go managed to piss a lot of older people off due to increased phone usage and trespassing.

Nuzlock Trainer Izan

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Nuzlock Trainer Izan Fri 03 May 2019 20:59:03 No.38464185 Report

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>>38462689
you guys actually believe RT after what they did to captain fungi and avengers gurl powder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 21:30:58 No.38464402 Report

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>>38462752
Epic
Fucking epic

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 21:35:16 No.38464427 Report

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Dropped again. Still above the previous film (Power of Us at 60%).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 21:49:30 No.38464520 Report

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>>38463683
If you're going to correct someone at least do it correctly. It's "I'm" not "Im". Pathetic and cringepilled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 22:14:34 No.38464723 Report

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>>38463750
>>38463769
Oh ok, yea hes a retard.
>>38464520
I was correcting myself and I dont give a flying fuck about parentheses.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 22:19:28 No.38464760 Report

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>>38462752
I hope i'm not late for the screencap

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 22:40:15 No.38464888 Report

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>>38462752
>One critic's 75
oh NO NO NO NO HAAAAAAAAAA HE ACTUALLY THINKS IT'S JUST ONE REVIEWER BROS HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 22:41:16 No.38464894 Report

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>>38464174
>doesn't account for YouTube reviewers
Because they're even shittier.

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 22:45:38 No.38464935 Report

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>>38462752
I feel retarded for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 22:53:07 No.38464993 Report

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>>38464174
Because that would open up a giant can of worms. Literally a 6 year old could get on youtube and make a video review with that

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 22:54:16 No.38465000 Report

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>>38462752
This had better be bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:03:31 No.38465085 Report

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>>38462689
Not enough trannies advocating for genital mutilation in the movie for them to give it strong score.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:04:55 No.38465099 Report

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>>38462765
>that pic
for fucks sake, please don't make that a constant pic here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:05:12 No.38465102 Report

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>>38465000
Nah, probably an edgy underage who thinks he'll fit in by shitting on the movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:06:20 No.38465112 Report

Quoted By: >>38465257

BREAKING NEWS: Movie critics hate pokemon movies

More at 11

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:09:29 No.38465136 Report

Quoted By: >>38466964 >>38468725

pokemon core concept is fucking garbage, history in pokemon always will be bad, sorry pokefags, digimon and yw are better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:12:58 No.38465157 Report

Quoted By: >>38466964

Why do people want this movie to be horrible
because they don't like how the Pokémon look? that's pretty sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:14:35 No.38465165 Report

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>>38465085
Here's your (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:20:58 No.38465213 Report

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>only one Pokemon battle(Charizard vs Pikachu)
Lame as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:23:34 No.38465233 Report

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>>38465213
Wrong, you can see a battle between Gengar and Blastoise in the trailer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:26:07 No.38465257 Report

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>>38465112
movie critics hate video games so why do they love capeshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:26:14 No.38465259 Report

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>>38465233
Some early screener is doing an AMA on Reddit, and said that's only 10 seconds long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:37:38 No.38465349 Report

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>>38462689
>animation
>not from Disney or DreamWorks
what else did you expect

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:39:11 No.38465359 Report

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>>38465257
Disney incentivizes them to. Critics didn't like it until Disney bought Marvel and started flying them to premieres and blacklisting them over negative reviews

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Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:40:49 No.38465377 Report

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>>38462752
>One critic's 75

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 May 2019 23:42:18 No.38465389 Report

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>>38465257
>so why do they love capeshit
Before the MCU, they didn't. Batman, Spider-Man and the X-Men got a pass but the majority of superhero films were trashed. And rightly so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 00:12:01 No.38465604 Report

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>>38464136
What part of the trailers made it shit? It looks like a comfy Pokemon world. The story is usual detective nonsense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 00:12:54 No.38465615 Report

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>>38464151
>>38464162
Not only will it succeed but it has a high chance of being the most profitable movie of all time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 00:15:39 No.38465639 Report

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>>38465604
The part where it looked like a believable realistic world inhabited by the video game creatures we've lived with for up to 23 years in cases, instead of it being exactly like sanic like he'd hoped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 00:17:55 No.38465658 Report

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>>38465615
>It has a high chance of being the most profitable movie of all time.
It absolutely does not. It wont flop though. You guys always deal in extremes

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Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 00:25:35 No.38465706 Report

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>>38462752
>that amount of replies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 00:44:55 No.38465825 Report

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>>38465658
500 million, if that. The budget hasn't been revealed but they'll make their money at least 2x.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 03:42:30 No.38466949 Report

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>>38465604
if the story is detective nonsense then its shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 03:44:51 No.38466964 Report

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>>38465157
nobody wants it to be bad, its just obvious that it is.
>>38465136
also this. because gamefreak is so horiffically bad at making a sensible premise everything in the franchise suffers as a result. if you want to make a good pokemon story you'll have to change a lot of shit about pokemon to where the basic premise is completely different

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Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 04:59:46 No.38467351 Report

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>>38462752
Put me in the screencap!

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Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 05:02:15 No.38467360 Report

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>>38462752

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Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 05:24:20 No.38467456 Report

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>>38462689
Only one man can validate this movies quality.

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Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 05:34:23 No.38467497 Report

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>>38465257
Nobody disobeys the mouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 05:36:57 No.38467509 Report

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>>38467456
lol, he's a fucking cuck

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Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 05:38:59 No.38467519 Report

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>>38462752
put me in the screencap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 05:39:28 No.38467522 Report

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>>38467509

Wait he let p

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Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 05:40:27 No.38467537 Report

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>>38462752
>Rotten Tomatoes
>One critic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 05:45:31 No.38467572 Report

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>>38462752
>Owls are not birds
>the moon is clouds
>1 critic made 32 reviews

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2019 11:11:59 No.38468725 Report

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>>38465136
>>38466964
seething digicucks

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