Hey, how do you catch a Pokemon if you don't have any? I'm asking cause I don't really like Pokemon, having dealt with a lot of fucktard trainers and mean ass mons when I was a little kid. But, there's this little evvee I've been feeding for a couple of months, cause the dumbfuck can't hunt for him/herself (not sure which it is), and I might not like pokemon, but I can't let them starve can I? I mean, watching spearrows beat the shit out of the thing trying to just get some berries I grow (for smoothies, I hate that pokemon flock to my little orchard, ever have to chase off a lickitung?)
So, I've been feeding this little useless fluff ball, stated off hostile and bitey, but slowly it started to warm up to me and even try to get me to pet it or crawl into my lap before feeding time. Didn't see a reason to kick it off, as its pretty cute.
Managed to even teach it a few tricks and how to fetch, let it come into my house during the cold months. Cause, well I don't trust it not to freeze to death.
Anyways, like a day or two ago it started acting weird and even more clingy than usual (couldn't get it to go back to living in my garden, it'd cry the second i closed the screen door and the neighbors were giving me looks"
So, I decided to take it to the pokemon center, cause I thought it was sick. and I swear to Arceus, the second, and I mean the second I opened the door with the fluffball in my hands, it evolved.
Nearly shit myself and almost dropped the guy when it turned into this...weird pink thing that wrapped its ear around me, but...I got real calm all of a sudden.
Apparently the thing loved me enough to become a Sylveon (that's what the old man by the counter said), and literally everyone in the center came up and wanted to pet it, cooing and congrulating me on being such a "loving" and "caring" trainer and "my parents would be proud"
it was really fucking weird, but
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