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Having a Pokémon in real life

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 01:44:58 No.38608866 View View Reply Original Report

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which pokemon would you have in real life, and how do you think it would change your life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 01:54:17 No.38608922 Report

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Lopunny.
I would no longer be a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 01:59:55 No.38608957 Report

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>>38608866
I can probably handle 2 small-medium sized dick sleeves.

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 02:00:06 No.38608959 Report

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>>38608866
Porygon
I can only imagine the hours of tears and frustration I'd save with the fella helping me out

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 02:51:34 No.38609306 Report

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>>38608866
Charizard for snug and fug is she was into it

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 04:14:40 No.38609916 Report

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Charizard, he can't do anything special (except with the fire and his wings) but he will be there to help me, and I will help him, like a roommates

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 04:16:16 No.38609923 Report

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Raichu. I have someone to play vidya with, go hiking with, and give belly rubs to.

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 04:19:34 No.38609944 Report

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>>38608866
Glaceon

I would have a loyal companion, best friend, and lover that can understand my every need

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 04:21:15 No.38609957 Report

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>>38608866
Kirlia
I'd not feel so lonely and maybe i'd stop wanting to kms

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 05:22:46 No.38610339 Report

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>>38608866
gardevoir would make the perfect friend/companion

although Id probably have her as a kirlia first and raise her like the qt daughteru that I'll never have

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 06:39:23 No.38610783 Report

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>>38608959
Excuse me for not knowing, but what special thing does porygon do? why is it sitting next to a scientist?

Oye

Oye Mon 20 May 2019 06:45:18 No.38610808 Report

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>>38609944

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 07:10:24 No.38610942 Report

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>>38610783
It's (apparently) made of pure code, so my thought was it could inject itself into any program I was working on and work on it from within
It's probably sitting next to a scientist because it was made by Silph Co. iirc (or at least Silph Co. had a hand in its development)
and also
>Aesthetic machine Pokemon in a lab being a bro with a scientist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 07:17:04 No.38610978 Report

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>>38608866
Hypno, and I would surpass Bill Cosby as the world's greatest.

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