Groudon is a big fucking faggot who eats his own toejam and Rayquaza is a flying dildo who can go literally fuck himself. Deoxys is a space nigger who needs to fuck off back to his own planet and Latios and Latias... Who the fuck even cares about Latios and Latias?!

But I, Kyogre am king and when it comes to land and sea it's not hard to see that land is bad and that the sea if for the free. Hail to the king baby.