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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:11:44 No.38778811 View View Reply Original Report

PatternFags will be BTFO and will start backpedaling the day of the direct can not come any sooner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:13:48 No.38778837 Report

Quoted By: >>38779103 >>38783499

>>38778811
>weapons
>primarina, swampert, feraligatr, empoleon
???????????????

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:14:05 No.38778842 Report

Quoted By: >>38778891 >>38778916 >>38778924 >>38779140

Ah yes, my favorite circus act, a wrestler

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:15:37 No.38778854 Report

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>>38778811
Pretty sure the weapons thing isn’t actually true and was created years ago to make fun of zodiacfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:16:05 No.38778860 Report

Quoted By: >>38778962 >>38779818

>mole and owl are prehistoric creatures
>gator, frogs and a seal are weapons

ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:17:35 No.38778871 Report

Quoted By: >>38778888

What kind of fucking myth is empoleon supposed to be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:18:05 No.38778875 Report

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Primarina is clearly a weapon. A trap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:19:06 No.38778886 Report

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>all this worm and only the gen 5&6 part of it are right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:19:17 No.38778888 Report

Quoted By: >>38778902

>>38778871
Napoleon didn't actually exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:19:20 No.38778891 Report

Quoted By: >>38778924

>>38778842
My favorite circus act is the hooded assassin Robin Hood

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:19:25 No.38778893 Report

Quoted By: >>38779818

>>38778811
>trees and owls
>prehistoric

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:20:42 No.38778902 Report

Quoted By: >>38779838

>>38778888
Empoleon is too tall to be Napoleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:21:00 No.38778907 Report

Quoted By: >>38779230 >>38779275 >>38783387

>>38778811
The water starters are amphibious you donut. That’s the theme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:21:30 No.38778914 Report

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>>38778811
Ah yes, the myth of Napoleon. I also will never forget that time I went to the circus as a child and saw all those wrestlers.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:21:38 No.38778916 Report

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>>38778842
He would clearly be the muscleman, I'm more confused by how Charzard or Venusaur is genetics.
Sinnoh, Unova, and Kalos do clearly have starter themes though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:22:08 No.38778924 Report

Quoted By: >>38778937

>>38778842
>>38778891
>literal retards have never heard of the strongman act or the impalement arts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:23:19 No.38778937 Report

Quoted By: >>38778986

>>38778924
Decucieye doesn't stab himself with swords, or even arrows for that natter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:24:28 No.38778962 Report

Quoted By: >>38778977 >>38778984 >>38779284 >>38779848

>>38778860
>owl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stilt-owl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptodont
wa la

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:25:31 No.38778977 Report

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>>38778962
>wa la

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:26:26 No.38778984 Report

Quoted By: >>38779048

>>38778962
>wa la
It's voila retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:26:37 No.38778986 Report

Quoted By: >>38778998

>>38778937
who do you think shoots the arrows? fucking moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:27:41 No.38778998 Report

Quoted By: >>38779010 >>38779038 >>38779859

>>38778986
I have never seen a fucking archer in a circus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:29:11 No.38779010 Report

Quoted By: >>38779030

>>38778998
Hawkeye, one of pop-culture's most prevalent archers, originated from circus archers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:30:40 No.38779027 Report

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>>38778811
The Weapons theory is retarded and you should feel retarded for believing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:30:53 No.38779029 Report

Quoted By: >>38779103

>>38778811
>idols in a circus
>wrestlers in a circus
Incineroar is not a strongman. I’m pretty sure Journey to the West is a story, not a myth. Also
>genetics
This is so fucking broad that it’s a nonentity. Feraligatr, Swampert, Empoleon, and Primarina don’t utilize weapons in their themes/designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:31:01 No.38779030 Report

Quoted By: >>38779045

>>38779010
Ok? And? That shit is from a comic book, not real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:31:47 No.38779038 Report

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>>38778998
Me neither, I could see someone making the argument though that he represents knife-throwing or other aiming based acts, weak, but it would make more sense if you had to force a theme besides occupations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:32:10 No.38779043 Report

Quoted By: >>38779129

>>38778811
What does unique evolution mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:32:27 No.38779045 Report

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>>38779030
You think they made the concept of "circus marksman" out of no where? Jesus, just google up circus marksman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:32:32 No.38779048 Report

Quoted By: >>38779058

>>38778984
>voila
that's only in spanish, you retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:33:22 No.38779058 Report

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>>38779048
Weak bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:35:47 No.38779103 Report

Quoted By: >>38779130 >>38779926 >>38780607

>>38778837
>>38779029
If I were to guess for Empoleon, it's because its break resembles a trident
As for the others, I could not bullshit out reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:37:56 No.38779129 Report

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>>38779043
>Journey to the West
It is, but it utilized popular Chinese mythology and Sun Wukong is a mythological figure.
You should be picking apart the Empoleon=Napoleon thing because well it's present Napoleon is not a mythological figure.
>>38779043
They are probably talking about unique typings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:38:01 No.38779130 Report

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>>38779103
That’s meant to represent a crown because it’s an emperor penguin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:38:30 No.38779140 Report

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>>38778842
wrestling used to be a carney act ya finna simpola

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:41:51 No.38779182 Report

Quoted By: >>38779224 >>38779818

patternfags are a psyop by zodiac denialfags to discredit the very real-pattern of fire staters being based on the chinese zodiac.

water weaponfags are just sad and in denial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:45:26 No.38779224 Report

Quoted By: >>38779260 >>38779263 >>38779818

>>38779182
what about grass extinctfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:45:48 No.38779230 Report

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>>38778907
The original was made by anti-zodiacs to "troll" zodiac theorists back before Gen VI got revealed anon. Some ESL spic missed the sarcasm inherent to the anti OP's post and ran with it, thinking they'd gotten an actual nugget ogf info. It's come full circle, with the english-speaking pokémon communities picking it up off the spics as "fact".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:47:27 No.38779260 Report

Quoted By: >>38779284 >>38779818

>>38779224
oh yeah, such extinct creatures as frogs, snakes, turtles, chipmunks and owls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:47:35 No.38779263 Report

Quoted By: >>38779277

>>38779224
It was true for a time, but they abandoned it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:48:41 No.38779275 Report

Quoted By: >>38779296 >>38779462 >>38782949

>>38778907
Not anymore. Chameleons aren’t amphibious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:48:57 No.38779277 Report

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>>38779263
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:49:26 No.38779284 Report

Quoted By: >>38779302 >>38779311 >>38779319

>>38779260
>chipmunks and owls.
already wa la'd in >>38778962
the rest is obvious honestly
I'm not even a patternfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:50:07 No.38779296 Report

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>>38779275
We still don’t know 100% if it’s strictly a chameleon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:50:45 No.38779302 Report

Quoted By: >>38779381

>>38779284
by that logic every pokemon is based on an extinct animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:51:43 No.38779311 Report

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>>38779284
I thought Chesnaught was a hedgehog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:51:59 No.38779317 Report

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>evoulutions this early
shit might as well reveal the entire dex tmrw if yall think start evos are coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:52:26 No.38779319 Report

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>>38779284
This is retarded, there’s probably extinct species of every class and phylum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:56:47 No.38779375 Report

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>>38778811
I don’t really get the water=weapons. It seems more a case of “they’re all marine animals and not Fish” which is the most sensible pattern Gamefreak would follow because it’d be weird to have starters that are fish. It’s weird enough to see a Goldeen just float in the air and still being hit by earthquake. I

And that other shit like genetics and myths looks just retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 22:57:06 No.38779381 Report

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>>38779302
That reminds me of the theory that people had ages ago that Pokemon was chronologically going backwards and most of the Pokemon were extinct based on Lapras's pokedex entries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:05:10 No.38779462 Report

Quoted By: >>38779725

>>38779275
And there's plenty of reptiles that are, wouldn't be the first Water starter to change animal inspiration half-way through the line if it becomes an Iguana or something either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:16:29 No.38779592 Report

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>giving OP this many (you)s
Do we seriously not have anything else to talk about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:21:30 No.38779641 Report

Quoted By: >>38779728

>>38778811
You are an idiot anyone with a brain would agree that a business follows a pattern to evolve fucking retard. Based Patternchad here here to claim yet again we were right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:29:56 No.38779725 Report

Quoted By: >>38779836

>>38779462
I think the issue we're encountering is the difference between "amphibious" meaning a creature that spends time both on land and in water (like penguins), and "amphibious" in the biological sense where a transition from living entirely in water to living partly on land is part of their physical maturation process (like frogs)

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:30:07 No.38779728 Report

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>>38779641
Fuck off patternfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:34:53 No.38779794 Report

Quoted By: >>38783329

>Pokemon Sword Shield
>Weapons
Sobble Evo is a Sword Fighter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:36:20 No.38779812 Report

Quoted By: >>38779821

>>38778811
Grooky is a cave man
Scorbunny is a bunny
Sobble is gonna have a mask because hes an actor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:37:05 No.38779818 Report

Quoted By: >>38779832 >>38779835 >>38779880

>>38778811
>>38779260
>>38779224
>>38779182
>>38778860
>>38778893
To all the brainlets who don't see the grass prehistoric pattern, it's how new animals appear in the planet.

>Synapsid(early mammal/reptile creatures)/Venasaur
>Sauropods/Meganium
>Theropods/Sceptile
>First turtles/Ankylosauridae/Torterra
>First snakes/Serperior
>Early mammals/glyptodon/ Chesnaught
>First birds/Decidueye
>First primates(more evolved mammals)/Grokey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:37:26 No.38779821 Report

Quoted By: >>38779835 >>38779876

>>38779812
biggest based retard thing I read all day fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:38:25 No.38779832 Report

Quoted By: >>38779867

>>38779818
Venusaur is a frog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:38:32 No.38779835 Report

Quoted By:

>>38779821
>>38779818
I take that back this actually is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:38:36 No.38779836 Report

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>>38779725
Some adult frogs also spend part of their time in land and water

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:38:36 No.38779838 Report

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>>38778902
Uhmmm actschualeey nhapoleosh wash aboshve averasge heisght forsh hish tshime perioshd,busht wash calleshed shnort shin propashanda

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:39:39 No.38779848 Report

Quoted By:

>>38778962
Wah-Lah
Not Wa la

Bone apple tea to you sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:40:42 No.38779859 Report

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>>38778998
>has never been to the circus where they shit out arrows at birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:41:16 No.38779867 Report

Quoted By: >>38779931

>>38779832
Still frogs were first than the rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:41:45 No.38779876 Report

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>>38779821
Grooky will become a caveman if we dont get cavemen fossil mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:42:17 No.38779880 Report

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>>38779818
anon I think you need to be honest withyourself here, are you observing a pattern and noting the specifics? or are you taking disparate data points and desperately trying to justify some conceptual connection between them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:42:33 No.38779884 Report

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>>38778811
So, the columns are clearly bullshit. Some of the rows seem legit, but I don’t get what the fuck they mean by “unique evolution” when two of the starters are just “but bigger”.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:45:19 No.38779926 Report

Quoted By: >>38779951

>>38779103
The justifications I’ve heard are
Feraligatr - brass knuckles
Swampert - Chinese fan (his tail)
Primaries - mace

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:45:28 No.38779931 Report

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>>38779867
Sceptile is a gecko and not explicitly a theropod either. But for the sake of this argument, theropods were before sauropods (230 million years ago vs ~200).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:46:39 No.38779951 Report

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>>38779926
and all three are obviously retarded

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 23:58:15 No.38780077 Report

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>>38778811
>Primarina
>Weapon

?????????

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 00:19:09 No.38780303 Report

Quoted By: >>38780313

>>38778811

Prehistoric animals

>literal chestnut

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 00:19:58 No.38780313 Report

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>>38780303
>doesn't bother reading the thread whatsoever
go back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 00:32:59 No.38780468 Report

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>>38778811
Alice in wonderland

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 00:43:11 No.38780585 Report

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patternfags are the worst.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 00:44:45 No.38780607 Report

Quoted By: >>38780803

>>38779103
Samurott is covered in swords, my guy

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 00:56:08 No.38780737 Report

Quoted By: >>38782949

Grass starter will prob be a Gigantopithecus.
No clue about the fire starter.
And water is probably just a large chameleon waifu with Color Change for their HA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 01:02:51 No.38780803 Report

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>>38780607
>reading comprehension

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 02:12:02 No.38781415 Report

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fucking theory/patternfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 02:47:00 No.38781708 Report

Quoted By: >>38781753

At least fire's proven now.
The water isn't even weapons though... its just that they can survive on land if they needed to.
Grass kinda changed from prehistoric to extinct or based on extinct animals though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 02:52:37 No.38781753 Report

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>>38781708
Didnt change to shit faggot just shut the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 02:54:07 No.38781769 Report

Quoted By: >>38782873

>>38778811
Water starters are always creatures that are "amphibious"
Ya know, basically anything but fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 04:42:45 No.38782873 Report

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>>38781769
you are delusional

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 04:47:58 No.38782913 Report

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>>38778811
Will you stop trying to insult us Patternchads our claims are as based as they come and come in 8 hours we will be proven right yet again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 04:51:58 No.38782949 Report

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>>38779275
>>38780737
It's most likely a salamander or newt. Possibly some ancient amphibious lizard, like whatever crawled out of the ocean all those eons ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 04:57:24 No.38783009 Report

Quoted By: >>38783381

>>38778811
> Myths....Napoleon was real.

How the fuck is gen 1 genetics?

Oh and look, did you know BADGERS ARE FUCKING ANCEINT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 05:41:16 No.38783329 Report

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>>38779794
We can go even deeper, Sobble is the Sword

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 05:43:16 No.38783348 Report

Quoted By: >>38783381

wow there is patternfaggotry all over this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 05:46:33 No.38783381 Report

Quoted By: >>38783420 >>38783486

>>38783009
Starter can have multiple inspirations

In the case of gen 4:
>Torterra
The world turtle and ancient giant tortoises
>Infenape
Sun Wu Kong
>Empoleon
Napoleons Stoicism and pride, Poseidons Trident.

>>38783348
Regardless of there being a pattern between starters of different gens. One thing is certain they have a theme going on together with starters from their respective gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 05:47:34 No.38783387 Report

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>>38778907
Its actually showmanship/stage performance

Singer
Wrestler
Archer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 05:52:51 No.38783420 Report

Quoted By: >>38783533

>>38783381
Where's the proof retard you say all these baseless claims with no evidence only theory you fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 06:05:05 No.38783486 Report

Quoted By: >>38783491 >>38783510

>>38783381
>trident
It’s a crown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 06:06:33 No.38783491 Report

Quoted By:

>>38783486
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 06:07:53 No.38783499 Report

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>>38778837
Anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 06:08:32 No.38783502 Report

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>>38778811
Gen 1 is not based on genetics. It's based on the side-blotched lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 06:10:22 No.38783510 Report

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>>38783486
>crown
It''s a trident crown brow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 06:14:33 No.38783533 Report

Quoted By: >>38783561

>>38783420
technically, it's the word 'hypothesis' you want to be spewing from your cum suction hole. a theory has been replicated at least one other time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2019 06:21:50 No.38783561 Report

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>>38783533
shut the fuck up patternfag this direct is going to BTFO so hard sit the fuck down.

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