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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 03:48:54 No.39126342 View View Reply Original Report

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How do they fix Attract?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 03:49:25 No.39126346 Report

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>>39126342
Emolga cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 03:52:52 No.39126384 Report

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>>39126342
They can "fix" Attract by removing the blatant homophobia and heteronormativity. The move needs to work on any Pokėmon regardless of gender identity (or lack thereof; see Mew.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 03:53:23 No.39126393 Report

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>>39126342
Make it so attract works on the same gender but has 60% chance of actually hitting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 03:55:00 No.39126411 Report

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>>39126342
make it work on trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 03:57:07 No.39126428 Report

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>>39126342
It's not even broken in the first place and does exactly what it says on the tin. /thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 03:58:39 No.39126451 Report

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>>39126384
I don't think it should work all the time, but certain Pokemon should have abilities to attract the same gender, or Pokenon with certain natures fall under the effects of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 03:59:42 No.39126458 Report

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Make it so that it misses females unless the trainer with a male Pokemon has a certain amount of money

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:00:40 No.39126474 Report

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>>39126393
Being gay is a mental illness
>>39126458
t.virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:03:20 No.39126508 Report

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>>39126474
I wanna know what drugs you're on to cause this level of autism

Hansel

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Hansel Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:03:21 No.39126509 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:04:41 No.39126526 Report

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>>39126508
How does stating facts make me autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:09:08 No.39126577 Report

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>>39126342
I want to fuck Emolga 's trainer Elesa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:11:02 No.39126597 Report

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>>39126411
Anon stop, STOP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:13:10 No.39126610 Report

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>>39126509
I hope they still allow it to use attract it's the one thing that makes it unique without it cryogonal is nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:13:51 No.39126619 Report

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>>39126577
I want you to fuck Elesa while I fuck her Emolga and we bro fist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:16:27 No.39126629 Report

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>>39126384
Kys faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:17:30 No.39126644 Report

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>>39126508
He is right tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:18:24 No.39126658 Report

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I feel like story NPCs Pokemon having the same sex as their trainers gives it all the utility it needs. It is too fundamentally random to be a consistent multiplayer attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:18:36 No.39126661 Report

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>>39126342
Make it work on people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:19:51 No.39126670 Report

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>>39126644
>tons of pokegirl fetish boards every day
>uh, but anon, being gay is a mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:30:15 No.39126768 Report

Quoted By: >>39126790

make gender identity traits for pokemon: 5% chance of caught pokemon under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella and will be randomly assigned one of the gender identities

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:31:58 No.39126789 Report

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Create an ability that lets Attract work on any gender, including genderless.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:32:01 No.39126790 Report

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>>39126768
You can't convince me that we're not in the worst possible reality when a sentence like that is something someone might plausibly say unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:37:06 No.39126834 Report

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>>39126526
Normal people don't "state facts", they tell each other beautiful lies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:45:16 No.39126894 Report

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>>39126834
Sounds more like cowardice.
>>39126670
What the hell is your point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:46:53 No.39126909 Report

Quoted By: >>39126936

>>39126894
Well you can be an autist or you can be a coward. Your choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:48:58 No.39126932 Report

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>>39126411
>tfw no emolga to bully me with cuteness and use it to force me into being a plaything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:49:03 No.39126934 Report

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>>39126342
Add a gay/lesbian/pan icon along with the gender icon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:49:19 No.39126936 Report

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>>39126909
You can suck my dick or my balls.
Your choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:49:59 No.39126942 Report

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>>39126894
Just pointing out some hypocrisy. I don't even like SJWs, but in the end who literally gives a shit if someone likes someone as long as it's consentual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:52:43 No.39126966 Report

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>>39126942
Men liking women isn't in the same realm of men liking men or women liking women so it isn't hypocrisy. you're just an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:55:19 No.39126988 Report

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>>39126966
Not in the same realm? Elaborate. Bonus points if you don't talk just about reproduction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:58:24 No.39127012 Report

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>>39126988
Because half the population isn't gay where's over half is straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 04:59:12 No.39127024 Report

Quoted By: >>39127030 >>39127035 >>39127053 >>39127095 >>39128879

Fags are literally parasites if you think about it. They can only exist off the backs of man+woman reproducing and they do nothing but spread disease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:00:07 No.39127030 Report

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>>39127024
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:00:55 No.39127035 Report

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>>39127024
You know you make a pretty good point. Never thought about it like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:01:07 No.39127039 Report

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>>39126384
The sad part of this is that bait like this actually works because /pol/turds are fucking everywhere now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:02:19 No.39127052 Report

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>>39126384
Bait aside, basically this. Make it work against any mon, maybe lower accuracy. Fixed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:02:38 No.39127053 Report

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>>39127024

The world is overpopulated, dumbass

Gays are doing you a favor by freeing up room for others to have children instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:03:13 No.39127059 Report

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>>39127012
I'm glad you learned about sex and populations anon, got a tad worried there. What about homosexuality in nature? I hate when the media tries to muddy the waters like every animal sucks dick, but there's some cases that have been studied such as manatees engaging in homosexual activities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:06:47 No.39127092 Report

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>>39126342
I want to mate with Emolga!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:06:57 No.39127095 Report

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>>39127024
huh.
that's actually pretty accurate, damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:07:47 No.39127102 Report

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>>39127039
I don't even brows pol, the world becomes an insane place when men that pretend to be girls can go into a woman's restroom then scream at children for not calling him a girl and people can lose their jobs because some insane faggot wants to be identified as neither and complains when someone calls them a she or he. People like this used to be put in phyche wards. Not glorified like it was some kind of gift while the majority of the population is uncomfortable and the others are prone to emotional outbursts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:08:12 No.39127107 Report

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>>39126670
Well duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:09:42 No.39127117 Report

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>>39127059
I'm not going to have a serious discussion with you if you're going to be a smart ass with me anon. I don't have the patience for that.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:26:34 No.39127223 Report

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>>39126932
Ill bully you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:33:02 No.39127287 Report

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>>39126942
Someone who doesn’t like pedophiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:49:31 No.39127406 Report

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>>39126670
>uh, but anon, being gay is a mental illness
Yeah, it really is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:50:33 No.39127411 Report

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>>39127406
tl;dr

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:51:12 No.39127415 Report

Quoted By: >>39127444

>>39126942
Did you know that homosexuals are over-represent among pedophiles? Why do you think that is? Its almost as if theres a connection there or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 05:56:20 No.39127444 Report

Quoted By: >>39127581

>>39127415
source: your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 06:08:03 No.39127547 Report

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>>39126384
bait and baited

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 06:12:39 No.39127581 Report

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>>39127444
Do you know what the percentage of the population is actual gay, anon?

Its actually not very high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 07:20:50 No.39128045 Report

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>>39126342
>30% full paralysis chance
Done

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 08:41:29 No.39128366 Report

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>>39126411

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 08:48:05 No.39128391 Report

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>>39126384
obvious bait but this would actually mean attract would be a lot more useful competitively

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 09:00:12 No.39128473 Report

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>>39126342
add a new hidden value to each Pokemon that makes them able to be attracted to either or even both sexes, have attract work that way. also each turn its in effect, there should be a low chance to "rape" the attractor giving it damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 09:03:17 No.39128493 Report

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>>39127053
lmao no the world is not overpopulated and there's more than enough resources to go around
but it's in the interest of capitalism to have you believe otherwise

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 09:08:02 No.39128517 Report

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>>39126384
Enjoy your (You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 09:10:49 No.39128529 Report

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>>39126342
Simple. Cute charm boosts effects of charming moves

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 09:13:53 No.39128536 Report

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greetings /pol/tards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 09:17:59 No.39128567 Report

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>>39127059
Yeah like that natural rape and natural eating of their young. I don't see any other species driving toyotas so we should go ahead and stop that too, since animals are now our beacon of morality

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 10:05:06 No.39128812 Report

Quoted By: >>39128856

>>39126619
I want to get fisted by a _.male Emolga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 10:07:06 No.39128814 Report

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>>39126342
Make it dependant on Nature compatibility instead of sex. Maybe give an additional boost if they're the opposite sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 10:07:48 No.39128816 Report

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>>39126384
You do know that by posting this even ironically, you're supporting the people you're mocking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 10:14:58 No.39128832 Report

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new ability: narcissism
Attract has a chance to infatuate the user with themself.
Effect: all recoil attack cannot be used and when the user is confused, user can't attack themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 10:21:14 No.39128856 Report

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>>39128812
ew gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 10:25:40 No.39128879 Report

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>>39127024
Facts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 10:44:34 No.39128973 Report

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>>39126342
Attract only affects pokemon of the opposite sex or genderless pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 11:32:15 No.39129214 Report

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>>39126342
Add an erection or dripping visual effect

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2019 11:34:47 No.39129229 Report

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>>39126384
Even though this is bait, it wouldn't be all that odd to have a few rare instances of it working regardless of sex. Homosexuality has been observed in real animals too.

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