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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:12:39 No.39150218 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39150226 >>39150408 >>39150475 >>39150504 >>39152366 >>39154443 >>39155782 >>39156173 >>39158649

>Games Explicitly says Mew gave birth to Mewtwo

>Every Daycare center ever: "Lol we don't know where Pokemon Eggs come from!"

Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:13:48 No.39150226 Report

Quoted By: >>39150302 >>39151258

>>39150218
The games also said Mew is from South America

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:14:22 No.39150233 Report

Quoted By: >>39154541

>Games confirm Mew is biologically Female

>Makes Mew Genderless in the games

???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:18:28 No.39150280 Report

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>what are retcons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:20:51 No.39150302 Report

Quoted By: >>39150448

>>39150226
oh god

don't tell me mew is BR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:24:56 No.39150345 Report

Quoted By: >>39156842

I always assumed it was just an old couple not wanting to tell some random kid their pets fucked

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:26:05 No.39150355 Report

Quoted By: >>39150491 >>39154454

To be honest I always just thought that the Daycare people actually really do know how Pokemon are born but just don't really feel like explaining to the player (who is still a child) about Pokemon Sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:32:24 No.39150408 Report

Quoted By: >>39154443 >>39155821

>>39150218
I mean, they may have just found Mewtwo's egg then, when the day before there was no egg. One of the scientists probably rode his bike around the basement to hatch it, so it was born then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:35:09 No.39150444 Report

Quoted By: >>39153963

>scientists are more knowledgeable than a pair of old people that make sure your pokemon don't get into trouble while you're away
What's the problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:35:57 No.39150448 Report

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>>39150302
It's from Guyana

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:38:58 No.39150475 Report

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>>39150218
Giving birth and laying eggs are completely different things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:40:40 No.39150491 Report

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>>39150355
There goes my childhood innocence. That does make way more sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:41:38 No.39150504 Report

Quoted By: >>39150523

>>39150218
I always thought that was being used figuratively, in the same way you might say
>The sexual revolution gave birth to Elliot Rodger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:43:54 No.39150523 Report

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>>39150504
Holy based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 03:55:48 No.39151097 Report

Quoted By: >>39157000

didn't they change this line in LGPE?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 04:22:52 No.39151258 Report

Quoted By: >>39152373 >>39155769

>>39150226
Argentinian Mew confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 04:32:55 No.39151317 Report

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So mew gave birth, but who was father? I bet it was a horndog scientist who later said some b

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 07:58:26 No.39152366 Report

Quoted By: >>39152590 >>39155725 >>39155818

>>39150218
Why is everyone taking the text literally?

They say "gave birth" do you fucks think mew laid an egg? It's basically euphemism for "we finally created a clone from Mew's DNA"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 08:00:31 No.39152373 Report

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>>39151258
Paint it black

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 08:53:36 No.39152590 Report

Quoted By: >>39154553

>>39152366
Thats a big fucking stretch from gave birth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 12:41:06 No.39153963 Report

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>>39150444
Professor Elm didn't know where the togapi egg came from. Unless they changed it in HGSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 12:42:59 No.39153973 Report

Quoted By: >>39154992

>what is a metaphor
Mew gave "birth" to Mewtwo in the sense that Mew's DNA was used to create a genetically engineered clone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 13:24:23 No.39154443 Report

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>>39150218
Honestly I don't know why a series that pretends that 100 or so new species of critter simply pop into existence every few years even bothers trying to have lore.

>>39150408
underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 13:25:33 No.39154454 Report

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>>39150355
what a slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 13:31:05 No.39154541 Report

Quoted By: >>39154961

>>39150233
You dont have to be female to give birth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 13:32:07 No.39154553 Report

Quoted By: >>39154604 >>39154727

>>39152590
Gave birth can also means create.
Like artist give birth to art

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 13:36:37 No.39154604 Report

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>>39154553
>Diary: Feb. 6
>MEW created something.
>We named the creation MEWTWO.
Yeah, no.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 13:44:45 No.39154727 Report

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>>39154553
mew was obviously pregnant
look at his tummy and hips
mewtwo just wrecked his body

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 13:59:39 No.39154961 Report

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>>39154541
this
fucking bigots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 14:01:13 No.39154992 Report

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>>39153973
>doesnt know how clones are made

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 14:55:45 No.39155725 Report

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>>39152366
To make a clone you still need a surrogate mother of the same species to give a birth. Since there was only one Mew to work with, we know it was female

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 14:58:24 No.39155769 Report

Quoted By: >>39156947 >>39157029

>>39151258
Like Mega Sharpedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 14:59:03 No.39155782 Report

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>>39150218
rated E for everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 15:01:49 No.39155818 Report

Quoted By: >>39155844

>>39152366
there's a site that analyzes localization differences and they said its literal birth in the japanese text.

I dont how people get so hang up on it, breeding and eggs was not a thing in gen 1. Mew did give birth

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 15:02:02 No.39155821 Report

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>>39150408
Riding bikes indoors?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 15:04:13 No.39155844 Report

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>>39155818

It's just shitposting, like the endless smartass teens who spam "but pokemon don't have sex so you can't draw porn of them!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 15:09:36 No.39155941 Report

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>>39155821
It’s fine, bike riding underground is permitted.
Just look at tge underground passage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 15:21:56 No.39156173 Report

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>>39150218
Daily reminder that an gentleman in coumarine city says that the eggs intrinsically aren't eggs but cradles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 15:25:36 No.39156216 Report

Quoted By: >>39156275 >>39156309

>>39155725
Couldnt it be growing inside an incubator like showed in the anime?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 15:29:55 No.39156275 Report

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>>39156216
That would just make things needlessly complicated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 15:32:25 No.39156309 Report

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>>39156216
>anime
into le trash it goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 16:20:51 No.39156842 Report

Quoted By: >>39158542 >>39158560

>>39150345
this

Then take in mind the mew giving birth notion is coming from a scientist on a dream project. He’s going to be metaphorical present his work as something more beautiful than a lumpy clone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 16:34:34 No.39156947 Report

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>>39155769
Based filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 16:40:33 No.39157000 Report

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>>39151097
Unless the retcon was in the Japanese text as well, it doesn't count.
For what it's worth, the original Japanese does use the equivalent of birth iirc, but I'm pretty sure the word has the same metaphorical uses as in English.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 16:45:00 No.39157029 Report

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>>39155769
I never understood where the "argentinian long nose tribe" comes from. Is it because of Diego Peretti?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 19:20:12 No.39158542 Report

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>>39156842
False

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 19:22:38 No.39158560 Report

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>>39156842
This reminds me of the mental gymnastics Metal Gear fans do to convince themselves that Revolver Ocelot doesn't want to fuck Big Boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 19:30:46 No.39158649 Report

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>>39150218
Your in game character is a kid. The adults in universe aren't gonna say your best friends fucked while you left them i a daycare

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