>>39161570>>39161752>>39161784Vaporeon is fat and smells like rotten fish.
Jolteon is only good at one thing; running.
Flareon is a coward who finds excuses for everything.
Espeon is a creep who can't mind its own business.
Umbreon is an edgelord who lacks any sort of empathy.
Leafeon is a dirty hippie who spews nonstop bullshit.
Glaceon is sheltered and out of touch with reality.
Sylveon is an attention whore who won't ever shut its trap mouth.