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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 06:03:50 No.39615972 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39615984 >>39615995 >>39616024 >>39616624 >>39616685 >>39616693 >>39616749 >>39617199 >>39617446 >>39617776 >>39617796

>Your Pokemon proposes to you

How do you respond?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 06:05:39 No.39615984 Report

Quoted By: >>39616600

>>39615972
>Implying I'd ever say yes to a girl proposing to me
That's my job anon, not hers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 06:09:38 No.39615995 Report

Quoted By: >>39616600

>>39615972
>accept ring
>pawn it
>release pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 06:16:22 No.39616024 Report

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>>39615972
Accept.
Have unprotected sex for the purpose of procreating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:13:05 No.39616600 Report

Quoted By: >>39616610

>>39615984
Close but not quite. Just admit you don't actually want a wife.

I know. Crazy right? Not wanting a spouse in today's world of tinder side hoes and bros and extremely casual sex. I must admit I silently judge my peers for having SOs. Commitment is a fantasy in the modern world. Even gigachads can't keep their girls more often than not. We all get bored. So is it even fair to make a commitment and while anticipatng losing interest in someone. Seems conveniently inconvenient.

>>39615995
Pawning it would be the most pragmatic thing despite how douchey that is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:15:53 No.39616610 Report

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>>39616600
>So is it even fair to make a commitment and while anticipatng losing interest in someone
Sounds like a (You) problem, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:17:49 No.39616624 Report

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>>39615972
Explain I love them but not in that way.Marrying your pokemon would be akin to marrying a little sibling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:31:45 No.39616685 Report

Quoted By: >>39616688 >>39616689

>>39615972
Why would they care for the human-made institution of marriage?
They'll likely settle for just having you as their lifelong mate. The bonds you forge in battle and living together is of far more worth and meaning than a ring and any ceremony to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:32:32 No.39616688 Report

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>>39616685
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:32:43 No.39616689 Report

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>>39616685
No reason you couldn't have both!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:34:09 No.39616693 Report

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>>39615972
A kind and respectful “No thank you.” I don’t want to marry anybody, human or monster.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:34:13 No.39616694 Report

Quoted By: >>39616716

put illusion to good use

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:37:34 No.39616716 Report

Quoted By: >>39616804

>>39616694
>That Zoroark
Holy fuck, what are you doing to me anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:45:23 No.39616749 Report

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>>39615972
Start planning the wedding

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:53:23 No.39616771 Report

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Hatch for shinies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 09:02:03 No.39616804 Report

Quoted By: >>39616818

>>39616716
It's just a zoroark sitting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 09:06:00 No.39616818 Report

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>>39616804
Rusefox knows what she's doing, you can't fool me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 11:12:13 No.39617199 Report

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>>39615972
Gladly accept my wife proposal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 12:14:03 No.39617446 Report

Quoted By: >>39617702 >>39617796

>>39615972
Put it back in the fucking ball and send it to the nearest professor
The fuck is wrong with you people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 13:07:58 No.39617702 Report

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>>39617446

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 13:23:43 No.39617774 Report

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the only reason that fucker is propousing me is cuz he wants a Galar green card

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 13:25:10 No.39617776 Report

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>>39615972
If human woman don't want your dick/human men don't want to dick you why would a pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 13:28:42 No.39617796 Report

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>>39617446
Filthy casual
>>39615972
I would gladly accept jolteons marriage proposal. Our marrige would quickly be consummated with tons of sexual intercourse, mostly missionary.

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