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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 11:17:46 No.39690017 View View Reply Original Report

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What's the first thing you'll do on the day when humans become pokemon? I'll probably sleep in like always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 11:49:20 No.39690111 Report

Quoted By: >>39691676

commit crimes with my abilities if i have good ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 12:37:40 No.39690260 Report

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First I’d test out my new body in my room.

Then I’d make sure the rest of my family hadn’t turned into something it would suck to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 13:10:52 No.39690425 Report

Quoted By: >>39690954

Implying any of us would have anything but garbage natures, movesets and IVs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 14:26:33 No.39690954 Report

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>>39690425
I imagine it would scale to our previous human capabilities

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 14:36:53 No.39691034 Report

Quoted By: >>39691145 >>39692470

>>39690017
Laugh at all the plebs who can't deal with their new lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 14:51:26 No.39691145 Report

Quoted By: >>39691546

>>39691034
You won’t be laughing when you come across a Salazzle who doesn’t mind abusing her powers so she’ll never have to work for anything again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 14:57:22 No.39691200 Report

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>>39690017
Have sex with other Pokemon.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 14:58:54 No.39691213 Report

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>>39690017
This >>39691200

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:01:30 No.39691232 Report

Quoted By: >>39691485

Jack off, then find other pokémon to fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:07:41 No.39691290 Report

Quoted By: >>39691437

>>39690017
get comfy and enjoy the impending crumbling of the system as people getting magical powers out of nowhere would result in mass hysteria and a solid 50% increase of crime

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:31:24 No.39691437 Report

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>>39691290
Then I hope I become a Ninetales so I can get everyone to just leave me alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:40:38 No.39691485 Report

Quoted By: >>39691574

>>39691200
>>39691232
You can’t even have sex with humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:41:50 No.39691492 Report

Quoted By: >>39691560 >>39691685

You are all smelly, autistic, unpleasant adults. Please go to >>>/trash/ with the rest of your degenerate kind.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:51:35 No.39691546 Report

Quoted By: >>39692439 >>39694749

>>39691145
You're saying this like it'd be bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:53:46 No.39691560 Report

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>>39691492
Nah also you sound like you'll be a chikorita

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:54:51 No.39691566 Report

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>>39690017
But I want to be the human that fucks Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:55:44 No.39691574 Report

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>>39691485
Imagine wanting to fuck apes.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 15:57:47 No.39691587 Report

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>>39690017
Tickle other Pokemon with cute tummies

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 16:12:26 No.39691676 Report

Quoted By: >>39692267 >>39694265

>>39690111
Shit I guess I'm an arsonist now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 16:13:35 No.39691685 Report

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>>39691492
You first, buzzkill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 16:15:06 No.39691692 Report

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>>39690017
If I were still human, I'd probably go into hiding. If I became a Pokémon, I would either attempt to find a way to turn myself back human, or I would make efforts towards obtaining world domination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 16:33:27 No.39691807 Report

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>>39690017
how does anyone know what they'll get?
can't answer without knowing that first.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 17:22:38 No.39692192 Report

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>>39690017
Give out free hugs whether people want them or not.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 17:27:24 No.39692232 Report

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>>39690017
>What's the first thing you'll do on the day when humans become pokemon?

Learn how to walk and talk mostly I imagine the later is going to take more than a day if Meowth is any indication takes more than simply knowing the words. Then I'd go eat and hope I don't accidentally bite my tongue off and if there's time I'd admire my new bod in the mirror since I'd be a vulpix and thus vain as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 17:27:45 No.39692235 Report

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>>39691807
If you already have an idea of what you want to be then you become that Pokemon, unless it’s a legendary.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 17:32:04 No.39692267 Report

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>>39691676
Since when did Bob Ross commit arson? Shouldn't you be painting happy SwSh trees?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 17:37:03 No.39692291 Report

Quoted By: >>39692377 >>39694265

>>39692267
Trees of f i r e

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 17:47:34 No.39692377 Report

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>>39692291
There will be consequences which is why I wouldn't join in the fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 17:54:41 No.39692439 Report

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>>39691546
Well I’d rather not be a starving, enslaved drug addict, but you whatever floats your boat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 17:57:16 No.39692464 Report

Quoted By: >>39692517

go to sleep and wait to wake up from this bad dream

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 17:57:44 No.39692470 Report

Quoted By: >>39692559

>>39691034
Laugh at me will you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:01:26 No.39692496 Report

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I don't want to be a pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:03:52 No.39692517 Report

Quoted By: >>39692555

>>39692464
Can't wake up!
https://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:08:47 No.39692555 Report

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>>39692517
Can't sleep anyway. Freaking Vital Spirit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:09:25 No.39692559 Report

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>>39692470
Oof ouch owie my everything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:13:16 No.39692588 Report

Quoted By: >>39692618 >>39692625 >>39692661 >>39692688

Changing to another species, might as well change genders while I'm at it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:17:32 No.39692618 Report

Quoted By: >>39692682

>>39692588
So are you going to be a responsible lizard, or are you going to try and break as many males as possible?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:17:54 No.39692625 Report

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>>39692588
looks like rubber.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:22:50 No.39692661 Report

Quoted By: >>39692694

>>39692588
Ah, shit. Uh, take me mistress!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:24:58 No.39692682 Report

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>>39692618
>implying I'd only limit myself to males
I'd abuse my abilities maliciously

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:25:26 No.39692688 Report

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>>39692588

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:25:59 No.39692692 Report

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>>39690017
go out to do my daily 5km walking to hatch the fucking 5 km eggs i still have in my pokemon go inventory and to get a ralt candy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:26:04 No.39692694 Report

Quoted By: >>39692724

>>39692661
I suppose I could use a shoulder pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:26:25 No.39692699 Report

Quoted By: >>39692754

>>39692682
I’m pretty sure the pheromones don’t affect other females.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:28:43 No.39692724 Report

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>>39692694
Huzzah! I'm the mistress's favourite!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:31:16 No.39692754 Report

Quoted By: >>39692847

>>39692699
Who said anything about using pheromones on them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:41:41 No.39692847 Report

Quoted By: >>39692895

>>39692754
Judging by the image, you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:48:02 No.39692895 Report

Quoted By: >>39692920

>>39692847
You judged wrong. You think a Salazzle would be limited to pheromones for seduction?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:49:45 No.39692920 Report

Quoted By: >>39693042

>>39692895
I was assuming the pink gas was being produced by Salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 18:59:49 No.39693019 Report

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>>39690017
do I get to pick what I turn into or will I get stuck as a random one? Knowing my luck I'll be stuck as something awful looking like Binacle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 19:01:37 No.39693042 Report

Quoted By: >>39693065

>>39692920
Yeah on a male Noivern in a picture related to the question asked as to whether I'd be responsible. You took it mean that would also be how I'd deal with females, clearly not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 19:03:51 No.39693065 Report

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>>39693042
Ah, now I get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 19:12:51 No.39693160 Report

Quoted By: >>39693180

Wonder how did physical laws allow that or if I didn't die in my sleep. Pull the reset button if I am a shitmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 19:15:16 No.39693180 Report

Quoted By: >>39693275

>>39693160
Say you can choose though, what would you become and what you do your first day? Be as mundane or wild as you want just don't go on a murder spree like an edgelord

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 19:24:27 No.39693275 Report

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>>39693180
>Wake up as Ninetales
>Feel a mixture of joy and panic
>Check on the rest of my family and change them into a different Pokemon if they’ve become anything undesirable
>Get comfortable then use my powers to become a force for good in the impending societal collapse

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 20:22:45 No.39693738 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 20:29:40 No.39693776 Report

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>>39690017
Fuck constantly, and be fucked by any mon with a reasonable sized dick. Yes daddy pls, oh baby.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 20:30:23 No.39693784 Report

Quoted By: >>39693808

>>39690017
id probably be in heat and need to find a pokebf/gf to fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 20:33:58 No.39693808 Report

Quoted By: >>39693829 >>39693851

>>39693784
Males don't go in heat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 20:37:10 No.39693829 Report

Quoted By: >>39693922

>>39693808
wanna bet?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 20:39:39 No.39693851 Report

Quoted By: >>39693922

>>39693808
What do you call rutting?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 20:42:40 No.39693868 Report

Quoted By: >>39694265

You assholes want heat? Please. Stay out of the kitchen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 20:50:15 No.39693922 Report

Quoted By: >>39694540

>>39693829
>>39693851
Males want to fuck all the time though. Rutting just makes them more aggressive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 21:29:09 No.39694265 Report

Quoted By: >>39694576

>>39691676
>>39692291
>>39693868
So many arsonists in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:00:02 No.39694531 Report

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>>39690017
Is everything else more or less normal? Like I still have to go to work? Or is it more like MD style? Poof! Good morning, welcome to pokemon land.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:00:34 No.39694540 Report

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>>39693922
and why is that?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:03:42 No.39694576 Report

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>>39694265

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:20:47 No.39694742 Report

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After a lot of panic and confusion, I'd check up on friends to share the general "what the fuck" sentiment. Then, I suppose, test out my new body and then wait out the impending chaos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:21:50 No.39694749 Report

Quoted By: >>39694955

>>39691546
Literally becoming a cumbrain

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:23:26 No.39694760 Report

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i know what i'm doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:23:49 No.39694764 Report

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>>39690017
try to evolve into blastoise so i can be part of the rebel militias with magical animals trying to split the united states up into the north, the south, and texas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:24:06 No.39694766 Report

Quoted By: >>39694789 >>39694815 >>39694862 >>39694889 >>39694896

Roll for what you'll become
https://randompokemon.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:26:39 No.39694789 Report

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>>39694766
Ribombee lmao. Whelp, guess I'll just get used to it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:27:22 No.39694796 Report

Quoted By: >>39694838 >>39694876

Hope to god that the degenerates have all became unfuckable mons such as fish and objectmons and prepare myself to not get raped by the ones who got lucky

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:29:20 No.39694815 Report

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>>39694766
I'd try to find a swamp or somewhere comfortable to live in.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:31:30 No.39694838 Report

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>>39694796
Wouldn't you prefer to be an unfuckable mon Anon? Or do you intend to fuck?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:34:17 No.39694862 Report

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>>39694766
I'd contemplate on how to use my powers responsibly. Also do some flying and diving.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:35:14 No.39694876 Report

Quoted By: >>39694940

>>39694796
>implying there's at least one pokémon no one wants to fuck
Even Klefki has at least a few people who want to fuck it, anon.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:37:16 No.39694889 Report

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>>39694766
>https://randompokemon.com/

Aww yeah! First thing I'm doing if flying up to the ISS and scaring the shit out a certain cosmonaut who doesn't believe in aliens

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:38:07 No.39694896 Report

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>>39694766
Zigzagoon
If I can evolve I'll be pretty happy with this

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:44:20 No.39694940 Report

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>>39694876
>tfw people want to fuck a fucking keyring

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 22:46:33 No.39694955 Report

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>>39694749
You're just jealous that you're not in a harem anon

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