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Alright /vp/ it’s a confessions thread

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 04:14:16 No.39723571 View View Reply Original Report

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>favorite fire type
>embarrassing confession from something in 2019

>Talonflame
> I have exclusively masturbated to pics and vids in the last week of myself using a clone effect to make it look like there are multiple of me, and we are all chilling in our underwear. I went and bought new underwear today to make pics with. I don’t even want to fuck myself, and I’m not sure why it turns me on

Be as judgy to each other as possible

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 04:16:32 No.39723590 Report

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>Arcanine
>I spend thousands of dollars a year on commissions of my self insert fucking fakemons
Most of them aren't even ones I've used in fangames, though I always give priority to mons in my halls of fame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 04:35:33 No.39723704 Report

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I dont like fire type pokemon sorry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 04:46:30 No.39723765 Report

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>Blaziken
>I don't really remember doing anything embarrassing so far this year
>>39723571
>>39723590
Based
>>39723704
Disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 12:24:21 No.39725172 Report

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Bump. These usually get hundreds of replies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 12:48:18 No.39725284 Report

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>Fletchinder
>I want to pre-order Pokémon Shield

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 12:52:50 No.39725304 Report

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>Ho-Oh
>I don't know, can't say I've done anything embarrassing outside of going down the rabbit hole of degeneracy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 13:01:34 No.39725379 Report

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>>39723571
pic related
and this one is kinda lame but I (a guy) broke a promise to my best friend (a girl) that I wouldn't hook up with my ex-boyfriend. I told her that I had and she was disappointed but she's my only friend so she's still around

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 13:02:19 No.39725387 Report

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>Volcarona
>Went to a hospital with mom
>I lost her.
>I told the lady at the counter
>"Anon's mom pick her son up at west gate"
>I'm a goddamn adult.
Kinda tame, but so far only that in 2019.

>>39723571
Tell you what anon, if there's multiple clone of me I would fuck me and let them fuck me. Pic related may relate.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 13:04:34 No.39725409 Report

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>>39723571
Chandelure.
Trying to remember anything super embarrassing I've done. I caused property damage to someone's home on accident. I felt terrible afterwards but initially just run away since I was afraid of what would happen to me afterwards (was in a foreign country). Guilt got to me so about 30 minutes later I went back to try and own up to what I did, knocked on the door and no one was home (thank god) ran way again and never looked back. Next day I see an old man repairing the damage I caused in the hot sun. I was too afraid to approach him and confess. I thought about leaving money in their mailbox to try and make up for it but I'm not sure how people would feel about random money appearing out of nowhere.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 13:05:11 No.39725412 Report

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I dunno

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 13:27:47 No.39725616 Report

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>>39723571
>Blaziken
>I have fapped to cuck porn after a girl I did a couple sexting session with introduced it to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 13:31:03 No.39725656 Report

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>>39723571
>Braixen
>I've spent hundreds this year on patreon sluts and snapchat premiums

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 13:34:51 No.39725698 Report

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>blaziken
>when I was a child I remember one time I was really turned on for whatever reason just by looking at amy from sonic and decided to look up porn of her

It was only that time, and never again I felt an attraction for furry shit, and I still remember that day with disgrace

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 13:53:21 No.39725976 Report

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>>39723571
>Volcarona
>Accidentally sent some normie friends pokeporn instead of what I was actually meant to c/p. Played it cool by acting like some furry autist on discord sent me that and I only posted it to show them how ridicolous and retarded he was. They bought it somehow.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 13:59:01 No.39726062 Report

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>>39723571
Pic related and I haven't personally done anything embarrassing myself but a quick summary of one I've been involved in that wasn't me this year...

>delivery bitch tried to take off with my package
>calls cops on me while I'm calling them on her and lies to them about what happened
>sends her boss after me and simultaneously uses him as protection from the company itself when I come back at them
>ends up with me getting them both sacked
>funniest part is I'd intended to ignore it as it turned out okay in the end, but they didn't want to (she must've thought I was joking when I said I had half a mind to get her fired for pulling such a stunt when the cops told me what she was saying but little did she know she wasn't the first I'd dunked on when they made my life difficult through lies)

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