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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:22:58 No.39782322 View View Reply Original Report

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No male trainer can possibly resist any of them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:27:03 No.39782342 Report

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>>39782322
i can resist Tsareena and Lopunny, EZ
not Salazzle though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:27:16 No.39782345 Report

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>>39782322
Tsareena is hideous

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:28:15 No.39782350 Report

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I can, pretty easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:28:21 No.39782352 Report

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>>39782322
I want to tickle salazzle, hug tsareena and sniff lopunny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:29:49 No.39782365 Report

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>>39782322
I'm more of a Delphox kind of guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:30:47 No.39782368 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:30:57 No.39782369 Report

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>>39782322
Incorrect. I'm a dragonfucker so even if I WAS male, this would be a non-issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:32:17 No.39782375 Report

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>>39782322
Tsareena and Lopunny are easy to resist. Salazzle would be a lot more difficult if it decided to make me inhale its pheromone-filled gas for whatever reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:35:08 No.39782395 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:37:22 No.39782412 Report

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>>39782322
>Post three trash designs
It isn't hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:37:57 No.39782414 Report

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>>39782322
The "charms" of a Pokémon simply wouldn't work on my enormous galaxy brain, not even Salazzle's parlor tricks. That being said, the toxic pheremones would probably still kill me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:40:46 No.39782431 Report

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Holy fuck I have no mimilop images, only tsareena and salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:41:36 No.39782434 Report

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>>39782395
Damn I wish I could smell Tsareena's scent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:43:26 No.39782444 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:44:33 No.39782449 Report

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>>39782434
Just buy some fruit, and a few pheromones

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:44:45 No.39782451 Report

Quoted By: >>39782462 >>39782480

>>39782322
The only one I can’t possibly resist is Tsareena, she is just about perfect in every single way as she is.
The rest can fuck off and die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:45:59 No.39782461 Report

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:46:00 No.39782462 Report

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>>39782451
Dude... it’s just a fruit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:47:23 No.39782472 Report

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>>39782322
Dessert on the left, appetizer in the middle an main coarse on the right, literally for the last two as they aren’t even worth lewding only eating while salazzle is good for breeding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:48:28 No.39782478 Report

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>>39782462
>It's just a monitor lizard
>It's just a rabbit
Why does it matter?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:48:49 No.39782480 Report

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>>39782451

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:54:23 No.39782517 Report

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I cant see the attraction to salazle, its a fucking lizard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:55:32 No.39782524 Report

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>>39782517

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 20:59:26 No.39782545 Report

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>>39782365
My man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:05:32 No.39782586 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:07:41 No.39782597 Report

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>>39782586
That cockroach is going to eat her out... as in hollow her out like a pumpkin before eating the shell

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:08:57 No.39782606 Report

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>>39782517
>he doesn't want to fuck a lizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:10:01 No.39782617 Report

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>>39782545
She is my favorite starter and pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:18:10 No.39782660 Report

Quoted By: >>39782701 >>39784625 >>39784713

What's your personal Team Charm?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:20:13 No.39782684 Report

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>>39782322
>>39782369

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:20:20 No.39782685 Report

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>>39782606
>he wants to fuck a lizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:22:06 No.39782701 Report

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>>39782660
Gardevoir, Roserade, and Florges

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:24:13 No.39782723 Report

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>>39782684
I don't see anything lewd here, Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:26:08 No.39782739 Report

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>>39782685
>he doesn’t want to fuck the lizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:29:13 No.39782759 Report

Quoted By: >>39782776 >>39785285

>People who don’t know the difference between a lizard and a salamander

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:29:32 No.39782762 Report

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>>39782701
tsareena, gardevoir, florges

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:30:11 No.39782766 Report

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those 3 aren't even the most lewded pokemon of their gens

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:30:24 No.39782768 Report

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>>39782723
Based cropped dragoporn anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:31:42 No.39782773 Report

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>>39782739
>he unironically wants to fuck the toxic lizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:31:52 No.39782776 Report

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>>39782759
ruse queen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:32:46 No.39782784 Report

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I don't like any of those, sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:33:26 No.39782794 Report

Quoted By: >>39782837 >>39785095

>>39782773
Then why is its design based on a salamander?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:35:33 No.39782816 Report

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>>39782773
Coffees technically toxic but many people can’t get enough of it anyhow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:37:39 No.39782835 Report

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Tsareena and Lopunny are shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:37:45 No.39782837 Report

Quoted By: >>39782880

>>39782794
How is it based on a salamander? It's clearly a lizard. The only non-lizard part is the name

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:43:02 No.39782880 Report

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>>39782837
How is she not? Shes clearly a salamander not a reptile for one, shes scaleless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:47:27 No.39782918 Report

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Fuck off lizard, you’re so embarrassingly ugly even the anime hates you to the point of setting you up for a Decidueye-tier BTFO in every one of your few appearances

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:59:06 No.39783004 Report

Quoted By: >>39783824 >>39783844

>>39782880
Well. Salazzle looks like a mix between a salamander and a lizard, so she's definitely a reptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 22:02:00 No.39783021 Report

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>>39782478
Prefer lurantis to the rest of the pokemon posted ITT, she’s a cutie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 22:51:34 No.39783443 Report

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>>39782322
Salazzle pheromones can affect girls too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 23:00:34 No.39783494 Report

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>>39782322
I can resist. Not only am I attracted to machines, but I have the iron will to remain faithful to a human female as my wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 23:21:44 No.39783632 Report

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>>39783494
What if Salazzle uses her pheromones on you? That stuff's supposed to be really hard to resist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:00:28 No.39783824 Report

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>>39783004
>salamander and a lizard
That is like saying Nessa is a mix of mammal and fish.

No Salazzle is clearly a salamander. Saying shes part reptile is retarded as humans are closer to reptiles the salamanders are. You might as well say she part mammal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:02:48 No.39783844 Report

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>>39783004
Lucario could throw her off easy but likes the abuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:02:49 No.39783845 Report

Quoted By: >>39784015

>>39782322
Wrong! For I am a male trainer and give no fucks about fucking the organic!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:15:09 No.39783914 Report

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I don't like pokemon at all but when they depict them in art/porn according to my tastes than I'm all for it.
https://youtu.be/hNqtfFXq00k

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Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:18:13 No.39783929 Report

Quoted By: >>39783938

>>39782322
I despise Tsareena and Salazzle, Lopunny is nice though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:20:02 No.39783938 Report

Quoted By: >>39783978 >>39784938

>>39783929
That’s not Lopunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:25:06 No.39783967 Report

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>>39782322
This image is giving me a stiffy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:26:31 No.39783978 Report

Quoted By: >>39784938

>>39783938
Based on-model Chad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:31:21 No.39784015 Report

Quoted By: >>39784069

>>39783845

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 00:40:45 No.39784069 Report

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>>39784015
Now that's what I like

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 02:14:07 No.39784625 Report

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>>39782660
Delphox is all I need.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 02:30:38 No.39784713 Report

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>>39782660
Delphox, Primarina, and Grookey evo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 02:57:25 No.39784867 Report

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>>39782369
I hope you're not a fag, tired of my fellow scalies being such faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 03:09:24 No.39784938 Report

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>>39783938
>>39783978
autism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 03:43:57 No.39785095 Report

Quoted By: >>39785096 >>39785122

>>39782794
It's a monitor lizard. Monitors use their tails to rear up on their hind legs same as salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 03:44:48 No.39785096 Report

Quoted By: >>39785106

>>39785095
what are they doing on the right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 03:46:53 No.39785106 Report

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>>39785096
Heimlich manoeuvre. The one on the bottom started choking on a grape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 03:48:53 No.39785116 Report

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If you want your nuts to smell like garlic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 03:49:46 No.39785122 Report

Quoted By: >>39785127 >>39785128

>>39785095
Clearly not as those lizards have scales, their tail is fused an not prehensile And as you pointed out the use their tail to rear up, salazzle doesn’t need to. Clearly salazzle is Salamander no a lizard, the English, Japanese and Koren named all reference Salamanders

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 03:50:28 No.39785127 Report

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>>39785122
Why don’t we just say it’s a cross between the two

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 03:50:34 No.39785128 Report

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>>39785122
Mandibuzz's name references buzzards, which are turkey vultures, even though the design is based on griffon vultures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 04:16:21 No.39785285 Report

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>>39782759
What gets me mad is that this image is traced from a dirty reptile

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