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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:34:31 No.40048908 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40048925 >>40048943 >>40048958 >>40048969 >>40049086 >>40049263 >>40049277 >>40049320 >>40050303

I am still mad that there is no evolution for male salandit. That stupid ugly fart lizard ruined everything. I fucking hate Salazzle. Ruined a based pokemon design.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:36:42 No.40048925 Report

Quoted By: >>40048943

>>40048908
I feel sorry for the chill male Salandit fans who want an evo, they have to be associated with unlikable spergs like OP. The male Salandit fans deserve better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:38:56 No.40048943 Report

Quoted By: >>40048958

>>40048908
Based. I'm in the same boat. Im not even going to pretend I don't want to fuck pokemon but salazzle is going too far.
>>40048925
Fuck you. OP is right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:40:25 No.40048948 Report

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I just want to spoil a Salandit with love and hearty meals until he evolves into a slutty trap Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:41:01 No.40048952 Report

Quoted By: >>40048958 >>40048960

>some pokemon evolve only as female
>no pokemon evolve only as male
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:42:01 No.40048958 Report

Quoted By: >>40048975 >>40048996

>>40048943
>>40048908
t.
>>40048952
Are you retarded? Or did you forget Gallade exists?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:42:35 No.40048960 Report

Quoted By: >>40048972

>>40048952
Matriarchy is a thing in nature. Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:43:07 No.40048967 Report

Quoted By: >>40048985 >>40048999 >>40049007

They fucked over male Combee, they fucked over male Salandit. Where are our male-only evolutions?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:43:16 No.40048969 Report

Quoted By: >>40049050

>>40048908
>so anally devastated about the other thread that he made his own

lmao pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:43:31 No.40048972 Report

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>>40048960
Still waiting for my spotted hyena mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:43:40 No.40048975 Report

Quoted By: >>40048985

>>40048958
You can still evolve your female kirlia into gardevoir, retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:44:36 No.40048985 Report

Quoted By: >>40049004 >>40049031

>>40048967
>>40048975
>Where are our male-only evolutions?
>2019 I am forgotten

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:45:55 No.40048996 Report

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>>40048958
>Gallade
Not even comparable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:46:12 No.40048999 Report

Quoted By: >>40049031

>>40048967
>2019 we are forgotten

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:46:57 No.40049004 Report

Quoted By: >>40049007

>>40048985
Retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:47:15 No.40049007 Report

Quoted By: >>40049031 >>40049063 >>40049127

>>40048967
>>40049004
>2019 I am forgotten

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:47:47 No.40049014 Report

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tfw ur female rufflet wont evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:49:47 No.40049031 Report

Quoted By: >>40049038

>>40049007
>>40048999
>>40048985

Fuck off. He means a two- or three-stage line where the first stage(s) are both sexes but the final is only male, meaning females are forever cucked. That is not the case with Ralts, Tyrogue, or Rufflet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:50:59 No.40049038 Report

Quoted By: >>40049059

>>40049031
>trying desperately the move the goal post
Stay seething incel you already lost the game of life, you can deal with a pokemon having a female only evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:52:24 No.40049050 Report

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>>40048969
>Feels the need to mention
Pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:52:56 No.40049055 Report

Quoted By: >>40049062

>19 male only pokemon
>27 female only pokemon
come on gamefreak get with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:53:35 No.40049059 Report

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>>40049038
Not him but
>reading comprehension
And I actually like Salazzle a lot and don't want to fuck her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:54:36 No.40049062 Report

Quoted By: >>40049073

>>40049055
Starters already have 75% chance to be male you'll get over it incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:54:38 No.40049063 Report

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>>40049007
I wish rufflet was just as common as pidgey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:55:56 No.40049073 Report

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>>40049062
>Incel
Buzz like a Beedrill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:56:19 No.40049075 Report

Quoted By: >>40049097 >>40049173 >>40049238

>only one evolution for male burmy
>three for female
GAMEFREAK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:57:07 No.40049086 Report

Quoted By: >>40049092

>>40048908
>fart lizard
Where exactly did this meme come from? How the hell did Salazzle get associated with fart fetishes? Why specifically Salazzle and not some other mon like Lopunny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:57:38 No.40049092 Report

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>>40049086
dummies who think pheromones = gas = farting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:57:54 No.40049097 Report

Quoted By: >>40049104 >>40050271

>>40049075
>Females get typing not really seen on bugs
>Mothim is another bug/flying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:58:02 No.40049098 Report

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I honestly have nothing against those gender-based evolutions but there should be a way to make the said gender easier to obtain foe breeding and shinies, but also simply in-game. Also, it shouldn't be a pain to get both of them in-game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:58:40 No.40049104 Report

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>>40049097
GAME
FRICK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 16:02:09 No.40049127 Report

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>>40049007
You're comparing male only mons with mons who only evolve if they have the right sex, this comparison is beyond retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 16:07:58 No.40049173 Report

Quoted By: >>40049257

>>40049075
Realistic to nature tho. Males get the benefit of flight, whereas females stay as undeveloped cocoon dwellers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 16:15:19 No.40049238 Report

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>>40049075
>I can't comprehend the point of this Pokemon
Retards like you are the reason things like Klefki and the Aegislash line are hated and misunderstood.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 16:17:32 No.40049257 Report

Quoted By: >>40049705

>>40049173
I'm just shitposting to bait the retard desu, Burmy line's actually one of my favourites and that accuracy is part why I like them so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 16:18:18 No.40049263 Report

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>>40048908
Salandit is just lizard Combee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 16:19:14 No.40049277 Report

Quoted By: >>40049305

>>40048908
>imply that male Salandit can evolve if they aren't malnourished
>apparently there's some fucking Salazzle in the shadows somewhere my little fuck's giving all of my food to because no matter how much I feed the bastard, he isn't eligible to evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 16:21:40 No.40049305 Report

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>>40049277
>live far away from Alola with my male Salandit
>only eats a quarter of his food and keeps the rest stashed up just in case a Salazzle shows up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 16:23:03 No.40049320 Report

Quoted By: >>40049668

>>40048908
>I am still mad that there is no evolution for male salandit

Why? A good trainer helps their pokemon make the best of what abilities they got, not lament all the abilities it can't have. You sir are a shit trainer and how dare you sully the name of goodiest boy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:01:10 No.40049668 Report

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>>40049320
He needs to have a good meal to evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:05:36 No.40049705 Report

Quoted By: >>40049757

>>40049257
How fun is wormadam or mothim in a playthrough? Thinking about resetting my pokemon pearl for another playthrough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:12:12 No.40049757 Report

Quoted By: >>40050142 >>40050280

>>40049705
Mothim isn't really that fun at all, stats are too average with low speed and the typing speaks for itself. If you play a Gen V+ one and get one with Tinted Lens then not having to worry about resistances, especially after a Quiver Dance, is nice but Swarm is just such a lame ability for a terrible offensive type.
Wormadam can be fun as its learnset is a bit wacky but I'd only recommend using Steel - having only one weakness makes Anticipation a lot better and it's the only one of the three that can be taught Stealth Rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:52:48 No.40050142 Report

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>>40049757
What about trying to use Wormadam in a playthrough, and which one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:01:36 No.40050243 Report

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Why do you care what sex your Pokemon is? It has no relevance to it's fighting potential. And who cares if certain Pokemon have special evolutions for their sex. It's a fucking gimmick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:04:58 No.40050271 Report

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>>40049097
okay but Mothim is more useful in-game
while I like Wormadam it's fucking trash even in-game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:05:43 No.40050280 Report

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>>40049757
I used Mothim in my last Platinum run and it can have a decent moveset if you're willing to waste TMs on it - shame about its stats though. Still a cool 'mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:08:30 No.40050303 Report

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>>40048908
Cope and seethe, fag.

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