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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:33:59 No.40157064 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40157077 >>40157079 >>40157093 >>40157109 >>40157210 >>40157217 >>40157223 >>40157413 >>40157511 >>40157644 >>40159593 >>40159753 >>40161818 >>40162527 >>40162585 >>40162654

Daily reminder that your waifu would find you repulsive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:35:39 No.40157077 Report

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>>40157064
>using VGA in current year
Now that's repulsive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:35:50 No.40157079 Report

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>>40157064
This is my waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:36:30 No.40157093 Report

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>>40157064
That's disappointing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:37:57 No.40157109 Report

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>>40157064
But I'm a nice guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:38:00 No.40157110 Report

Quoted By: >>40157142 >>40157178 >>40157656

>the more affectionate a pokémon is to its trainer the more powerful it is in battle
The strongest trainers in the pokémon world are those who have a loving consensual relationship with their pokémon. This is canon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:42:15 No.40157141 Report

Quoted By: >>40157193

He finds everyone repulsive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:42:21 No.40157142 Report

Quoted By: >>40157154 >>40157156 >>40157178 >>40157199

>>40157110
Your slimy, Cheeto-caked fantasies are not canon. If Pokémon were real, male or female, victory comes to those who train the hardest, fight the cruelest, and treat their beasts like slaves. The most affection you should give is an approving pat on the head whenever they win; a vicious strike with a barbed club if they fail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:44:14 No.40157154 Report

Quoted By: >>40157189 >>40157256

>>40157142
t. pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:44:28 No.40157156 Report

Quoted By: >>40157189 >>40157256

>>40157142
edgy and retarded
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:47:32 No.40157178 Report

Quoted By: >>40157189 >>40157256

>>40157142
This is even more of a fanfiction fantasy than >>40157110

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:48:33 No.40157188 Report

Quoted By: >>40157200 >>40157273

She would love me for all my shortcomings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:48:33 No.40157189 Report

Quoted By: >>40157195

>>40157154
>>40157156
>>40157178
>implying this doesn't work IRL with fighting dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:49:22 No.40157193 Report

Quoted By: >>40157207

>>40157141
so when are we creating another thread for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:49:30 No.40157195 Report

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>>40157189
Pokemon aren't dogs, and are fictional creatures intelligent enough to understand human beings. Do you also want to close down the WWE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:49:40 No.40157199 Report

Quoted By: >>40157206

>>40157142
>what is pokemon amie
you can't argue this time, it's a canonically mechanical gameplay feature

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:49:40 No.40157200 Report

Quoted By: >>40157329

>>40157188
Apply that to a real life relationship. You bring nothing to the table; your girlfriend is smarter than you, more successful than you, has more money than you, is more ambitious than you, is prettier, thinner, and healthier than you... why would they stay with YOU? You're undeserving of love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:50:42 No.40157206 Report

Quoted By: >>40157279

>>40157199
Show me where in Amie you fug your Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:50:46 No.40157207 Report

Quoted By: >>40157347

>>40157193
The last Thorton general failed, so I'm waiting a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:51:06 No.40157210 Report

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>>40157064
Not with eight badges they wouldn't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:51:30 No.40157215 Report

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How are you these days, Paul?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:52:16 No.40157217 Report

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>>40157064
You're probably right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:52:44 No.40157223 Report

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>>40157064
>Daily reminder that your waifu would find you repulsive
It is absolutely impossible for my waifu to ever find repulsive as shes a fantasy creature that doesn't exist outside my head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:56:22 No.40157256 Report

Quoted By: >>40157288

>>40157154
>>40157156
>>40157178
Pokemon are nothing but tools meant for fighting and becoming stronger. Only weak trainers treat them like friends or companions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:58:25 No.40157272 Report

Quoted By: >>40159301

>be Hilda
>young, hot, and fit
>looks great naked, if you do say so yourself
>global Pokémon trainer phenomenon
>has accomplished more before the age of eighteen than most people do their entire lives
>children dress like you and call you their hero
>one day, a fat, sour-smelling slob waddles over to you
>says you're his "waifu" while removing his fedora and taking a good ten seconds to get down on one knee, professing his love through stuttering and saliva
>wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:58:47 No.40157273 Report

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>>40157188
>She would love me for all my shortcomings.
This is exactly the thinking of an incel. Woman can get away with this for sexual dimorphic reasons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 02:59:24 No.40157279 Report

Quoted By: >>40157285 >>40157300 >>40162869

>>40157206
Show me the part where it is explicitly stated you don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:00:11 No.40157285 Report

Quoted By:

>>40157279
M-Muh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:01:09 No.40157288 Report

Quoted By: >>40157294

>>40157256
When you treat your pokemon as a companion, and still win lmao.
Therefore, you can bond with your pokemon and become stronger training alongside them.

Why does company platoon become a band of brothers? Ill let you answer that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:02:04 No.40157294 Report

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>>40157288
When the pregnant women shammers weasel out of deployment?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:02:44 No.40157300 Report

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>>40157279
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:07:28 No.40157329 Report

Quoted By: >>40157341 >>40157364

>>40157200
>implying the only thing that matters in relationships are status and looks
You do know that people who are together are so because of a huge variety of reasons, right? From actual love, to emotional support, to being able to laugh together, care about each other, sharing interests, etc. You're a very sad little person if you think all there is to a relationship is how performs better and who is more "deserving". Love isn't about "deserving" anything or some checklist you must complete.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:09:28 No.40157341 Report

Quoted By: >>40157491 >>40161799

>>40157329
How's that Victorian illusion working out for you? The truth is that love in 2019 is based on three things: Status, wealth, and appearance. If you have one of those things, you might be all right. All three? You will live a life of leisure.

None? Enjoy being sad, poor, and alone. You might have some luck being a rapist, but even that requires at least some gumption.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:10:19 No.40157347 Report

Quoted By: >>40157386

>>40157207
Aw, alright. That’s a shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:13:17 No.40157364 Report

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>>40157329
this made me laugh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:16:50 No.40157386 Report

Quoted By: >>40157407

>>40157347
You could take matters into your own hands if you truly want, but I think it is best to wait until there's a heap of new Thorton content to post.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:19:28 No.40157407 Report

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>>40157386
Nah, you’re right. That’s a good idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:19:58 No.40157413 Report

Quoted By: >>40157439 >>40157450 >>40157486 >>40159630

>>40157064
Dont have a waifu cumbrain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:24:13 No.40157439 Report

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>>40157413
Not even ENF Rosa?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:25:31 No.40157450 Report

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>>40157413
Not even ENF Rosa?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:31:27 No.40157486 Report

Quoted By:

>>40157413
This man gets it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:32:19 No.40157491 Report

Quoted By: >>40157503

>>40157341
Try going outside more, get to know people, interact, make friends, acquaintances, etc. You really do have a warped view on life and it's sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:33:22 No.40157503 Report

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>>40157491
He talks like a cynic who's been betrayed before, it honestly makes me feel bad for him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:34:47 No.40157511 Report

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>>40157064
You wish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:51:13 No.40157640 Report

Quoted By: >>40157673

Are we posting Gardes looking at screens? Here, have one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:51:41 No.40157644 Report

Quoted By: >>40157650 >>40161811

>>40157064
Yeah probably, whenever I feel happy I just need to think about this and I hate myself again.

All I would want is to have fun pokemon adventures but I know my Pokemon would just hate me too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:52:29 No.40157650 Report

Quoted By:

>>40157644
Do you need a hug, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:53:24 No.40157656 Report

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>>40157110
Ghetsis's pokemon fucking hate him though, his Hydreigon has max Frustration, and he's basically the final boss of Black and White

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:56:41 No.40157673 Report

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>>40157640
That image is the peak description of this board.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:56:43 No.40157675 Report

Quoted By: >>40157685 >>40157688 >>40157705

As long as the pokemon has 3 evolutionary stages and somewhat anthro, I will wife it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:58:35 No.40157685 Report

Quoted By: >>40157704

>>40157675
Why 3 stages?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 03:59:02 No.40157688 Report

Quoted By: >>40157704

>>40157675
Why somewhat anthro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 04:01:17 No.40157704 Report

Quoted By: >>40157714

>>40157685
kid>teen>adult
>>40157688
bipedal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 04:01:24 No.40157705 Report

Quoted By: >>40157712

>>40157675
Why wife it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 04:02:18 No.40157712 Report

Quoted By:

>>40157705
why not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 04:02:51 No.40157714 Report

Quoted By:

>>40157704
>kid>teen>adult
But why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 09:50:40 No.40159301 Report

Quoted By:

>>40157272
its not like she could stop him from having his way with her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 10:42:49 No.40159508 Report

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True, he only has eyes for Suicune.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 10:56:00 No.40159593 Report

Quoted By:

>>40157064
That (among other things) is what self-inserts are for

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:04:01 No.40159630 Report

Quoted By: >>40159749

>>40157413
Based anon going over on the jabroni filter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:11:06 No.40159666 Report

Quoted By: >>40159711

>Be gym leader
>Everything was normal for that day a couple of trainers battle you
>Lardass runs into the gym and pushes down a handful of trainers
>Challenges you to a 3v3
>First is braixen which has a everstone wrapped around it's leg which was OHKO'd
>Than gardevoir which couldn't even damage you as a the only move it has is charm
>Finally lopunny who was barely standing already
>"But love makes pokemon stronger, how could my harem lose?" the lardass said crying biting into a hotpocket
>Give him the badge out of pity

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:19:01 No.40159711 Report

Quoted By:

>>40159666
Based satanposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:26:20 No.40159749 Report

Quoted By: >>40159857

>>40159630
cumbrain got filtered? butthurt waifufags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:27:53 No.40159753 Report

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>>40157064
And since when does her opinion matter? I'll gag that bitch right now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:37:19 No.40159801 Report

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but i dont have a waifu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:52:08 No.40159857 Report

Quoted By:

>>40159749
I dont think cumbrain is filtered yet...
Is coomer filtered yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 17:16:08 No.40161799 Report

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>>40157341
bruh I am an absolute looser and had relationships. like the anons said, try to go outside a bit more. If you're not an absolute goblin faced sperg abomination it should be easy. fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 17:17:55 No.40161811 Report

Quoted By:

>>40157644
they wouldn't! Pokemon love their trainers if they care for them. So it depends on you how far that bond reaches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 17:19:16 No.40161818 Report

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>>40157064
Doubtfully. Pokemon are known to submit to their trainers no matter how shitty or degenerate they are... so i have a chance i guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:03:16 No.40162527 Report

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>>40157064
Yea I don't think Bee Queen would be into primates like me. But I can still dream tho.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:11:29 No.40162585 Report

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>>40157064
What is this "waifu" you speak of?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:23:51 No.40162654 Report

Quoted By:

>>40157064

What if someone's waifu is Garbodor or Muk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:51:21 No.40162869 Report

Quoted By: >>40162887

>>40157279
>You can't prove God isn't real, so he IS real!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:53:50 No.40162887 Report

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>>40162869
correct

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