A better list:

You wake up in the Pokemon universe. Your birth month determines your wife:
Jan - Cynthia
Feb - May
Mar - Lorelei
Apr - Olivia
May - Annie and Oakley
Jun - Hilda
Jul - Jessie
Aug - Lusamine
Sep - Misty
Oct - Bea
Nov - Serena
Dec - Dawn

I was born in May so that works for me.